There's a bar where they installed a Robot Bartender that is preprogrammed for conversation when someone orders a drink and it has a standard set of opening questions based on the person's IQ.

If the IQ is 150 or above, it asks  "So, do you think they'll ever reconcile String Theory with General Relativity?"

If the IQ is 51 to 149, it asks   "So,  what do you think of the Yankee's chances for the playoffs this year?"

If the IQ is 50 or below, it asks


"So ..... are you REALLY going to vote for John Kerry????"

Nice to have you back around, Pig, but gimme a break.

136 IQ (informal test)...so bite me.

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Long time no see Megapig. Welcome back.

There is a political forum for this.  

Please, please take any and all silly-assed political comments to that forum.

Some of us are trying to get screwed here and the political talk really puts a damper on the woody!

Thanks,
Loarthan

and the robot asks one of the questions you indicated and before JK could answer...the robot mixologist says, "Hey JK...by the way...why the long face?"

Cheers!

Maybe Bush supporters should stay from jokes about intelligence.

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Damn! LOL!

Please don't pick on his IQ.  I hear that he finally learned to spell it.  Now if we could just get him to say nucLEar.

OK gents...let's get back to the important topic of sex!

I've been out of the country for parts of it and out of Southern CA for the rest.  Send me a PM and tell me how you've been doing.