As of late I've had a hankering for S & M. Especially foot worship and golden showers. Also I love to worship ass as well. Does anybody else have the same inclinations that I do?

I have a fetish for leg worship... and occassionally some foot or toe sucking if they are very clean and pretty...  thought about golden showers but more out of curiousity rather than a real fetish... I guess wouldn't hurt to try it once if I don't injest anything... *shrug*

but that's figuratively speaking and not sought after. Though over the past couple years, I've had this strong desire to be with a gorgeous, sexy woman who gives great BBBJ. Anybody else here have this problem?

Foot Worship?!?! Hey………..I know who you are……….you're Eddie Murphy……..Damn!!! Oh shit………sorry to out ya here!

I have a friend who loves her asshole licked - of course it's clean! She loves it rimmed because she orgasms off of it! I lick both - she loves it - more than once in a session also, many more times than once! I love it too - it's hot when she cums...... Foot fetish - yes - I will when really clean - she likes it also - loves her toes sucked, her feet kissed - it's erotic - if done with everything else. It really is a wonderful way to love a girl. My 4 cents.

Another thing that I forgot to mention is that I love to spank asses. When I see a shiny, tight, round ass glistening with sweat I can already imagine the sharp snapping sound that my hand will make when it comes into contact with the divine flesh. Also, in my mind's eye I can see the beautiful violet flower that'll slowly blossom on the ass and I will instantly turn into an animal - grrrrrr.
Then, I have the provider piss in a bowl so I can lap up the golden ambrosia on all fours.
Finally, I will start opening the pliable crevice of her ass(whichBTW has a lovely purple hue to it by now) and lick it slowly lengthwise until I finally stop at the pungent, feverish hole that has been the true object of my desire. I look at it, I smell it, I taste it, until I can bear it no more and I plunge my dagger like tongue deep into her hole. At this point I usually explode.
Has anyone had any similar experiences?

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I have to say, I'm greatly impressed by your witty reply to my post. I'm guessing that you are probably posting from your trailer with a whiskey bottle in one hand and Jerry Springer on T.V. Well, what can I say, idiocy seems to be in vogue these days...

According to Freud, ass and leg worship aren't fetishism. Those are primary sexual attractions.  Pissing isn't a fetish either.  Feet, panties, skirts, slips, garters and stockings may be fetishes, though.  When a little boy first sees a girl or woman undress he gets all excited and says to himself, "Oh boy Oh boy. Now I'm going to see her naked butt.  Not only that, I'm going to get to see her penis."  When he discoveres truth, it's a big turn-off.  From that point forth, he can't get sexually aroused by anything except the last thing he saw before the big discovery of female genitals.

Gardenerman