What would do if you found out your wife was hooking without you knowing. But then you find out.

A discount for myself plus a 10% referral fee for recommending my friends.

She'd probably retire.  She could live very well off my retirement savings,  SSA benefits, and life insurance proceeds.  All of which she'd receive when I die from a heart attack, or stroke, when I find out she's hooking.  

Besides, in community property states, I would be entitled to half.

... I usually do.  

why she doesn't have sex with me. If only I could afford her $1,000 per hour rate.

When life hands us lemons, we make lemonade.  

^^ This.  

and to whitelist me.

And guess what we are still married, and happily so.

story of my life LOL

Stay single and hope your service provider isn't some other guy's wife. If she is, hope she doesn't mention it, and kill the mood.

If the OP is truly facing into such a situation then I think some sympathy and practical advice would be appropriate.

But I think he was just making conversation. Thus I responded a bit tounge and cheek. Indeed if he actually found out his wife was providing sexual services behind his back, empathy would be the order of the day. Kinda like when wifey finds out what he has been doing.

This entire thread is hilarious! What if you're hobbling and she's providing? Atleast she's making $! You're spending it lol

Is i provide and on occasion I Hobby. At least I am spending my own money!