Look at the snapshot that was made of my most recent attempt at a tryst. No matter what I did I just couldn't get the girl to warm up to me. This is me serenading her but she still had reservations. What do I do in these types of situations?

Your only mistake was not trimming your nails.  Gals really don't dig long nails.

just don't see her again, simple as that.  If you elect to see it thru, make the best of a bad situation.

If this is not a serious question (which I highly suspect, knowing who the OP is), nice likeness......but how are you breathing out of water?

Swim

turning the lights down really, really, really low, wear a nice cologne (but not too much), pour her a stiff drink, and with that skin condition, stick with doggie or Asian Cowgirl!

You'll have to hold my.............hand. Get your mind out of the gutter lol

and yes I usually jest. Life is way too short to wax philosophical all the time. Did I just say wax? OUCH!


KISS ME KATE!

I hope the next time's the charm.

8o)

Next time you tag that take a picture for me lol

You and Johngaltnh are officially on my jealous(of)list. I have been enamored with Katie for years but never synchronized a time/place to meet her. Her dfk's are east-coast renowned to say the least

and telling her to close her eyes.

You didn't mention to the provider that you have a skin condition and lack a penis!

better yet, give her a blindfold.

I felt young again just for a moment!!
Watched that movie several times!!
Those were the days my friend!!!

obviously, the funny pic suggests that you may have started this thread in jest, but i think for some, it's a serious question.

my answer is that chemistry CAN be cultivated.  i'm always at least a little shy when i am meeting someone for the first time; which i think can stall the process of finding a way to flow together.  but eventually it all falls into place; it takes a little time, patience, and gentle exploration to find your groove with someone, IMO, no matter how good the chemistry is in the end.  thinking of my favorite experience of all time, once we started to kiss, everything flowed into place; but while talking beforehand, i felt terribly shy and so may have been sending some mixed signals.

so, whether or not you were kidding, those are my feelings on the matter!

I would have taken you to this place.

The only way to handle this is try to avoid it all together.  

First step is becoming more selective and going deeper than photos and reviews for starters.  Not so much that you pigeon hole yourself with one type of lady and or experience, but enough to know what doesn't work for you.

Click=chemistry.  Chemistry starts from the first call/email and up or down hill from there.
The longer you hobby/provide it will happen..."The bad date"

There is one whole City in which I AVOID because the men in this whole City just do not receive me well...lol!  This whole City is just a bad date waiting to happen.  

And I thought there were a bunch of nut-jobs on TER!

But in doggie...she never has to close her eyes!  Don't you know that's why providers say it's their favorite position???? (unless there's a mirror!)

But in this case, I'm not talking TER reviews.

You might click with Claire Dames (trailer: http://xxxspacebabes.com/page-1.htm).

Or this girl looks like your type: http://xxxspacegirls.us/images/tour1-2.jpg

The real Creature must crying in his watery grave: "I was born too soon."

rough dry skin isn't manly. it is simply unpleasant to touch. there is no need to get all Metro-sexual about it. just make a habit of occasionally scrubbing with a luffa or one of those Asian exfoliating scrub cloths. you'll be surprised what it does for your skin! it may even make you feel more human again.