What has been really bizarre? Give details.  One provider told me she had to kneel down and pray on a prayer rug with a Muslim guy in order for him "to be with her". Another provider told me that one guy couldn't get it up unless she wrestled with him while both are in underwear.

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of your responses would be entertaining.

This might be an area where no one is going to want to post for fear of offending a gentleman with interests specific and unusual enough for him to identify himself in her post.

Yes, I could tell about a few. No, I'm not going to.

and one of the ladies was saying that one of her clients wanted her to put needles in his dick... he would pay her $10 for each needle.  she couldnt do more than a few.

another client wanted her to pull out  his back teeth.

If you have to ask....not a good sign. Next?

I only saw him once, but this client, a very sweet and wonderful guy, asked me to do a little play acting with him... we pretended that we were both spies, being shot at by the enemy, ducking the enemy, crawling around on the floor... and then I was shot--terribly wounded--and it was up to him to give me the "healing injection" -- what an imagination, I tell you!  He said I did very well, too.

But when in comes to sex and very "normal" just very ...
sensual? is that the word. I don't like that word but can't think of another. I won't ask for anything weird.

...just asking a lady to be "sensual" with me is probably pretty weird for them...no...was it the last lady said?...Oh yeah, it was "creepy", not weird...

to ride on the back of a donkey while wearing full rubber outfit. He kept wanting me to have the donkey step on the poor man's private parts, but the donkey kept missing his area and stepping on his legs.

There was saran wrap, ham sandwiches, custard pies and wesson oil everwhere! it was a real mess.

Oh wait that was me. I'm not a provider! whoops. sorry.

I had a guy who had me put on my highest and sharpest heels I had and he wanted me to beat the heck out him and kick him in his nuts. I was thinking this guy is insane because Ive kicked guys in the nuts before (always by accident of course) and they would almost pass out from the pain. So I was kicking but I guess not hard enough because he grabbed my ankles and just started digging the heels into his thing and so I just relaxed my legs and let him beat the crap out of himself.  Then he asked me if I knew how to wrestle and Im a real girlie girl so I cant see any reason to be wrestling anyone unless somehow it involved a big pool of jello and oh wait back to my story? I was like where? On that dirty floor are you crazy? I told him that I didnt think it was a good idea since I had just taken some tylenol and my stomach was feeling a little queasy so he settled we settled on him lying on the floor and me kicking him in the face and wherever but I had to be sure not leave a bruise anywhere that he couldnt cover it up for work.  I mean we all need a spanking now and Im sure I DESERVE a beating at least once a week but damn.... I must say I think I did a really good job for being as sweet as I am and I think Im starting to miss him come to think of it..

Why someone would pay time to get beaten.  It just doesn't make sense!

But then, I guess there's a reason that Monty Python had a skit about paying to go have an argument..

The SM community is so poorly misunderstood.  Pain releases endorphins.  Being totally dependant on someone or vice versa is wonderful.  Go read "The New Bottoming Book" and "The New Topping Book" by Janet Hardy and Dossie Easton.  You'll see why "getting the shit kicked out of you" is so great!
Deleriously happy switch,
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