A condom falling off is one thing... I dread the day that happens... that would mean taking a bunch of time off and getting even more extensive testing before going back to providing... and the risk of STD's of course....

head or pussy

-wigs
-weaves or,
-extensions

but I'm drawing the line at a merkin.

As a man that likes to push a girls head, I know that wigs and extensions are rather common.  Many I never would have guessed just by looking.  My hands know right away by the texture and temperature of what I am grabbing.

Once, as part of a Halloween costume, my ex wore a long blond wig. She was a brunette, but looked hot as a blond, too.

He took THAT over my fie dollah' pussy pic?

LMFAO! Shit, I'd keep it on! I'd have you buy me a human hair weave if you wanted one! Cheaper than an escort...

Cunning Linguist

Not really, it wasn't my intent to make fun of ppl with cxr or Alopecia. Anyone can find a reason to consider something insensitive... if, for some odd reason, they have a 'dis liking' to a certain someone...

DON'T TOUCH THE HAIR!

You should relax. It is obvious that she was not making fun of people with cancer. This is the general discussion board, so if you are over sensitive and take everyones opinion so seriously then maybe you should not read the posts.

so, a wig would be road kill on my date.

And yes, I have seen one gal several times who often has a wig on.

She was a bit concerned the first time it came off, but I told her that I find the bald "Sinead O'Connor" look sexy, so she was then fine with it.

extensions are really big nowadays, and depending on the type one gets, if you tug on them too much or transfer too much oil, they can slide off.

You should see all the crap I have received over the years for using the "R" word, WTF???!!! I didn't even know there was such a thing as the "R" word.

For those of you as clueless about what is now verboten by the PC police as I once was the "R" word Is Retard, and apparently I am quite insensitive for using it, almost as insensitive as when I tell the PC Police to GO FUCK THEMSELVES!!!, lol

Oh wait, that's London's title, sorry. carry one. lol

BTW don't bother apologizing to the PC Police, either he/she was pulling your chain, or TSTTT (Too Stupid To Talk To) either way, save your apologies for a post where you are actually wrong.

If PMS really wants to see insensitive, he or she only needs to come knocking at my door, I can show him/her just how insensitive a person can really be when they try. lol

I mean either it's some PC run amok board troll posting, or someone having a bit of fun, either way he/she should be rewarded.  lol

And while no, it's never funny in the case of needing a wig because of a health issue, it is kind of funny when you're wearing them for no reason other than to wear it.  

...and apparently some gals have a bad wrap with Courtney Ova. Idk wtf that is, but perhaps its BC I'm still a newbie

Oh. Did I apologize? I don't see an apology in there, lol. Almost did, but my intuition said "Fuck no, don't apologize. Guuuurl, you need to stop that shit."

For the record, if ladies met me in person, developed a relationship, and were in need in any way, you would know for damned sure I'd be there by your side to pick you up, even if you were being mean while I tried. BUT, some haven't given me a chance, only some like to stomp on a person, not knowing who they are as a person and what their ultimate goal is in life... and it's not to be the richest person in the world!

Smart gals secure their wigs as such: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WzaH7aL-sWU

I get the ones with clips in them just to wear around every day. There are seamless lacefront wigs you can get, which you can clip and glue on your head. You wear the wig for five days, then peel the glue off, (You can replace it, doesn't hurt to take wig off,) and repeat when you need to wear it again.