Are all providers fucking nuts?!

I fully expect a kick in mine, but come on!

Wanna hear horror stories, from both boys and girls.

I'm having vodka for dinner, listening to Hair Metal, and got off(literally, not figuratively) with TSAllure`!

You really need to hear her TS voice! It'll fuck your shit up!

I have been priveleged, honored and amused to meet:

Total FLAKES
Complete airheads
Predators bearing a seriously cautious approach
Delightful waifs and wenches
Earth mothers
Princesses practicing / kissing frogs
Ethereal ladies of the day and night
Highly developed spiritual beings
Those physically developed beyond the
  representation of their photography
Living flames who consume you, swallow you whole

and a few others....

but rarely a dull moment

The REST of the story
The BEST of the story

I'm keeping to myself

It'll be a three-part story, seeing as how I have dates with three different ladies...

But you're eluding my original question...

Tell me all the crazy-ass shit you gents had/have to endure to see some of these wonderfully crazy ladies!

Because you're quite the piece of shit!

I think you know this and relish in it!

Just sayin'!

We go back a few! I *know* you want to kick back, slam a few, and take a stroll around the circus in my head!

If you were only a White Knight,
that would have been tolerable.

If you were only a Mangina,
that would have been somewhat tolerable.

If you were only a Troll,
that would have been annoying, but tolerable.

But you're a chimera, a combination of all three with distinct characteristics of each.

And you obviously have no clue how to accept being the butt of a silly joke.

Now go wash your mouth out with soap you vulgar little troll.

Then you can attempt a snappier comeback.

Calling me a piece of shit is just lame, and bears witness to your intellectual flaccidity.

Even Robertini can do better.

Mangina, troll, WK, whatever you want to call me.

You pay my bills? Didn't think so. You paying one of these ladies to fuck with me? Didn't think that either.

So WTF do I care WTF you say?

Push my buttons, fool. It'll all come back around.

Peace!