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Re: You mean you don't want to be my missionary . . .
anon7658849 1557 reads
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1 / 27
Ladies - How to improve review scores this week-- Dress appropriately! ;-)

TER Turkey Day lingerie. Fuck the Astroglide. Butter makes for tasty lube, and  Great Greasy Greek ! ;-)

Hoochie-Mama 361 reads
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2 / 27
Can't get any sexier!!!! that is the winner for a 1-10 maybe ...lmao eom


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BizzaroSuperdude 30 Reviews 217 reads
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3 / 27
Good thing I always plan to eat Ham for Thanksgiving. EOM


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renaissanceman70 27 Reviews 136 reads
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4 / 27
Re: Ladies - How to improve review scores this week-- Dress appropriately! ;-)

Hey Fuzzy, do you remove the giblet bag, or leave it in?

And does it dissapoint you that the birds can no longer give head, err... make that, beak?

xxmeowbabyxx See my TER Reviews 278 reads
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5 / 27
RE Ladies - How to improve review scores this week

And as always avoid the most common social disease Salmonella! Always make sure Turkey is well cooked before inserting certain body parts!!!

renaissanceman70 27 Reviews 215 reads
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6 / 27
Re: RE Ladies - How to improve review scores this week

If it isn't by sticking in the "thermometer", how do you tell when it is done?

anon7658849 480 reads
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7 / 27
Don't forget the corn ! Turkey Thermometer !

Better than butter !

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xxmeowbabyxx See my TER Reviews 523 reads
posted
8 / 27
By wearing...

Thermometer covers of course!!!  They can be purchased and your local butcher shop. I prefer mine lubed with olive oil.

renaissanceman70 27 Reviews 392 reads
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9 / 27
Re: Don't forget the corn ! Turkey Thermometer !

Interesting. I had you pegged for "Creamed Style" corn. Or perhaps you just do that yourself...

anon7658849 242 reads
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10 / 27
For the sushi lovers. If it tastes like fish--eat it ! ;-)



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xxmeowbabyxx See my TER Reviews 374 reads
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11 / 27
This post is making me hungry!!!!!! EOM


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anon7658849 236 reads
posted
12 / 27
;-) BBW Appoved Lingerie Here ! -->

For the full figured girls!

hungry1951 29 Reviews 520 reads
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13 / 27
Re: No...I'm Hungry>>>>>


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CiaraPhx See my TER Reviews 295 reads
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14 / 27
It spews juices. (eom)


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CiaraPhx See my TER Reviews 473 reads
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15 / 27
Good one, handsome. (eom)


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sweetnicole1 See my TER Reviews 226 reads
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16 / 27
well it's true....

you are absolutely sick just as I thought! LOL

Even poultry is sexually appealing to you. I'd tell you to get help for that but I am worried how you would go about doing so.

Have a happy Thanksgiving All!

anon7658849 264 reads
posted
17 / 27
;-) For Italian Thansgiving -->

Just insert Salami !

livie See my TER Reviews 368 reads
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18 / 27
Re: ;-) For Italian Thansgiving -->

.FUZZY  you are the funny man happy turkey day every one!!!!!!!!!!

charlottesweet See my TER Reviews 245 reads
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19 / 27
Oh my, Yes!

does that ever venture into the realm of 'species confusion' and furry-dom. Yikes

ErynSunshineBBW See my TER Reviews 135 reads
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20 / 27
Re: Ladies - How to improve review scores this week-- Dress appropriately! ;-)

Gotta love it! Did YOU model for this lovely phote lol? ;)

Blackbeltxxx 13 Reviews 192 reads
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21 / 27
That's Foul. (eom)


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FOXXXIE24 See my TER Reviews 136 reads
posted
22 / 27
Yall are.......

too damn funny, lol. This really made my day!! Happy turkey day everyone!! lmao!

Related Link: http://foxxie.escortsite.com/

SmegmaJones 30 Reviews 425 reads
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23 / 27
Re: Ladies - How to improve review scores this week-- Dress appropriately! ;-)

Doesn't that mean we will most likely fall asleep after DATY?

SMEGMA!!

MarkusKetterman 150 Reviews 217 reads
posted
24 / 27
I'd love to give a lady in a pilgrim costume a proper seeing to.......

since after all the cursed puritans handed down a legacy of prudishness and hypocrisy that we still "enjoy" today. We two could dedicate our debauchery to the nonsensical moralism and xenophobia that characterized (and characterizes today) this sort of religiosity.....  what fun!

CiaraPhx See my TER Reviews 383 reads
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25 / 27
You mean you don't want to be my missionary . . .

and help me grow some corn?

Hugs,
Ciara

P.S. The funny part of Thanksgiving (being a writer and having to do research on it) is the first pilgrims didn't even eat turkey, and they certainly didn't wear square buckle belts or live in some of the houses we see in films, among other things. ;)





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FatherFollowme 215 reads
posted
26 / 27
Re: You mean you don't want to be my missionary . . .

I often do missionary.

Thank you
XLIII = 4

MarkusKetterman 150 Reviews 267 reads
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27 / 27
But of course! I am after all polyamorous, and I adore missionary (position that is)

I think folks should not go about imposing their superstitions to others

but as far as f&cking goes,

I adore missionary. I like to kiss while I'm f#cking!

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