: TER General Board Discussion : Re: You have been baptized by a squirter! Go forth and monger some more! (e)

Cancrippler 40 Reviews 1840 reads

posted 9 years ago

1 / 14

Golden shower, accidental release or something else...

So I was going down on a provider, we have great chemistry, have seen each other a few times and get along great, but the last time she had a release that wet me and the whole bed, twice...we didn't really talk about it and just kept going at it. Question for those more experienced and for the provider community, how can this be summarized? Did she simply give me a golden shower (intentionally or unintentionally) or was it an accident in the midst of a great time or something else?

Mscurious 548 reads

posted 9 years ago

2 / 14

Sweetie....she squirted

Are you sure you're old enough to be having sex????How do you not know what squirting means?

Cancrippler 40 Reviews 460 reads

posted 9 years ago

3 / 14

Re: Sweetie....she squirted

Well it wasn't a little, it was a lot...haha

coeur-de-lion 400 Reviews 546 reads

posted 9 years ago

4 / 14

Three possibilities . . . .

1. One was that she lost control and urinated on you, the bed and whatever else was in the room. Its not uncommon for a woman to lose bladder control as they reach orgasm. The result is pee everywhere. If they hydrate really well, the uric acid will be diluted and it will have no smell, so many guys don't realize its just urine. Next time you can drink it if you want. It won't hurt you.

2. Sometimes pressure builds during arousal in the skene's gland. which provides lubrication to the opening of her pussy. The opening to the gland will swell shut, allowing the fluid to build up, and upon orgasm, is released in a powerful squirt. This is what is really happening most of the time with girls that are labeled "squirters." No where near the volume that they produce when losing bladder control.

3. She could be entertaining you with a little fake squirting. I have seen a few girls that have well-developed Kegels and can load a little water in their VJ (either bare or by inserting a small water-filled rubber syringe) and they can release by squeezing their kegels when they want in a squirt, soaking your face. If anyone in LA wants the name of a girl that can do this, PM me.

Hpygolky 233 Reviews 417 reads

posted 9 years ago

5 / 14

Then she pissed on you to "Entertain" you...to mix it up.

Or you "pissed" her off and it was payback, a "Take that you mofo"..lol.
Was she giggling so profusely when you were going down on her that maybe it made her piss on you??

micktoz 43 Reviews 235 reads

posted 9 years ago

6 / 14

I don't understand why you wouldn't be asking her. EOM

END OF MESSAGE

sexysweetsuzy See my TER Reviews 387 reads

posted 9 years ago

7 / 14

Re: Sweetie....she squirted

lol I squirt a lot too

Posted By: Cancrippler

Well it wasn't a little, it was a lot...haha

AlexandraMilw See my TER Reviews 301 reads

posted 9 years ago

8 / 14

Oh Gosh. That's funny, Lexi (E)

Posted By: DateswithLexi

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Dfusethesituation 286 reads

posted 9 years ago

9 / 14

Re: I don't understand why you wouldn't be asking her. EOM

Plus 1 for not understanding why you wouldn't ask her what happened

Not to be an a-hole, but it's 2017 and unless you've lived under a rock somewhere, how have you not heard of squirting? And I'm assuming by the 29 previous reviews you have written that you at least have the concept of understanding menu's i.e. what she offers, what she can do, etc. Even if squirting weren't a major upsell for some ladies, hypothetically lets say the world knew nothing about squirting and a provider just pissed in your face, hard to believe you'd both just sit there and neither one of you mention that fact that she just expelled bodily fluids all over you.

Posted By: micktoz

VelvetVacation See my TER Reviews 309 reads

posted 9 years ago

10 / 14

If you didn't REQUEST a GoldenShower,

it Wasn't a GoldenShower.

That request falls into a special category, which may cost extra.

JakeFromStateFarm 277 reads

posted 9 years ago

11 / 14

I'm 100% certain it's pee. eom

Posted By: Cancrippler

So I was going down on a provider, we have great chemistry, have seen each other a few times and get along great, but the last time she had a release that wet me and the whole bed, twice...we didn't really talk about it and just kept going at it. Question for those more experienced and for the provider community, how can this be summarized? Did she simply give me a golden shower (intentionally or unintentionally) or was it an accident in the midst of a great time or something else?

Cancrippler 40 Reviews 240 reads

posted 9 years ago

12 / 14

Re: I'm 100% certain it's pee. eom

I know what squirting is, but assumed it was pee, likely a loss of control since she tried to pull me aside. Great comments from all.

Fancy8888 See my TER Reviews 304 reads

posted 9 years ago

13 / 14

Re: You have been baptized by a squirter! Go forth and monger some more! (e)

Posted By: DateswithLexi

-- Modified on 4/10/2017 8:56:28 PM

Excatly baptized by pro.LOL

Related Link: http://twitter.com/888fancy

JakeFromStateFarm 231 reads

posted 9 years ago

14 / 14

It was a joke and maybe you're new here.

A former member once said that and was ridiculed because he'd never seen anyone squirt. He loved to opine definitively on things he knew nothing about.