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Re: Yes, we have a winner. eom
jeandeauxrayme 17 Reviews 1954 reads
posted
1 / 22
This thing of hours

A few questions for providers:

1) If a client books a one hour appointment to start, let's say, at 8 pm, under a two-call system, would you expect to receive the first call at 8 pm or sometime before that?

2) If a client pops halfway through a one hour appointment, do you consider it to be over at that point? If you do, how do justify this in view of the fact that you were paid for an hour of your time?

VOO-doo 810 reads
posted
2 / 22
My answers:

1) I'd expect the call at like 7:50-8ish. Basically, he should walk through my door no earlier than 7:55 and no later than 8:10

2) Well, another pop (or two) is hardly out of the question. If that's not feasible, though, he is still welcome to stay for the duration. A massage might be offered, or just some chat/cuddling. Or a snack/drink.

inicky46 61 Reviews 685 reads
posted
3 / 22
DING! DING! DING! We have a winner!

Not that the answer was difficult.  Sorry but the OP was one of the most obvious I've seen in a long time, assuming it wasn't made by Slingy, our resident SPOAT.

VOO-doo 447 reads
posted
4 / 22
I agree.

People have a tendency to over-complicate things.

Blowing Chunks 455 reads
posted
5 / 22
Remember, SPOAT existed before SPOTY existed.

What if sling blades didn't exist, would pimples and blackheads pop?  What if acne creams didn't sell, would straight men still cancel an appointment midweek?

inicky46 61 Reviews 413 reads
posted
6 / 22
Is canceling an appointment fair? Did Fair exist before hookers?

Is the entire concept of SPOAT fair?  Is it fair for a SPOAT to Blow Chunks? Did I just throw up in my mouth?

rrasha88 See my TER Reviews 643 reads
posted
7 / 22
I understand that your time is valuable.

If you call at eight on the dot, I will credit you 25 seconds for the call, 45 seconds to find the elevator and one minute twenty seconds to arrive at the room. If the room is above the 15th floor, you will be credited an additional 20 seconds. If the lobby public space is in excess of 5,000 square feet, you will be credited additional time to locate the elevators proportionate to the dimensions of the lobby.

Blowing Chunks 436 reads
posted
8 / 22
I kieled ma modder and an ol bouy named jessy dixen

Mmm Hmm.  I reckon SPOATs are fair, if it comes with fried potaters.  

:D

1192967 45 Reviews 307 reads
posted
9 / 22
Yep. +1. (eom)


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Blowing Chunks 347 reads
posted
10 / 22
What if vomits didn't sell? Would blowing chunks exist? eom


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russbbj 89 Reviews 325 reads
posted
11 / 22
All that, and an incredible ass...eom


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Jenn-Jenna See my TER Reviews 488 reads
posted
12 / 22
This thing of hours

Posted By: jeandeauxrayme
A few questions for providers:  
   
 1) If a client books a one hour appointment to start, let's say, at 8 pm, under a two-call system, would you expect to receive the first call at 8 pm or sometime before that?  
   
 2) If a client pops halfway through a one hour appointment, do you consider it to be over at that point? If you do, how do justify this in view of the fact that you were paid for an hour of your time?
 
Im a FBSM provider,
question 1)  when I book appointment's I make it very clear a confirmation phone call is need a 1 hr. before the appointment, if the said appointment is at 8pm that means the confirmation would be due by 7pm and the second call is from a near by location so I can give directions at that point.

question 2) No matter what,  you always get 1 hr. Unless you choose to leave before the hour is done

AlexandraMilw See my TER Reviews 300 reads
posted
13 / 22
Ha ha! Only RRasha could make a goofy response so SEXY. Time is ticking (e)

Posted By: rrasha88
If you call at eight on the dot, I will credit you 25 seconds for the call, 45 seconds to find the elevator and one minute twenty seconds to arrive at the room. If the room is above the 15th floor, you will be credited an additional 20 seconds. If the lobby public space is in excess of 5,000 square feet, you will be credited additional time to locate the elevators proportionate to the dimensions of the lobby.  

anonymousfun 6 Reviews 309 reads
posted
14 / 22
Incredible Ass is an understatement in this case (e)


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anonymousfun 6 Reviews 385 reads
posted
15 / 22
You are absolutely correct, some people overcomplicate

simple things and really, really fuck it up. I call them Crisis Makers. They can’t get damn hamburger without complicating the order

inicky46 61 Reviews 288 reads
posted
16 / 22
Conan says the word vomit is like the word deer. Both singular and plural are the same.

So it's, "What if vomit didn't sell."  Does JCA vomit?  Did vomit exist before puke?  What if vomit got a restraining order on puke?

hollydavis See my TER Reviews 426 reads
posted
17 / 22
My outlook is this...

1) If a client books a one hour appt to start at 8pm then I expect for it to start between 7:45 and 8:15pm. If he or I are running late I want to be in communication with that person. I know life happens and can get in the way. I am flexible with time usually. If said appt starts too late then I may not be as flexible on time because it is valuable.  

2) There is no "limit" with me on this point. An hour is an hour is an hour. If the hobbyist decides he is done and excuses himself or asks me to leave I still expect the donation to reflect the full time we had agreed upon. In most cases this is never an issues. I have also had hobbyist extend their dates with me and that is fine too. I do not extend a date unless my donation reflects it. 15 minutes over fine but, if it longer than we can discuss the next level of donation  

I hope this helps!

Kisses!
Related Link: Holly's Website

keystonekid 114 Reviews 370 reads
posted
18 / 22
Re: Yes, we have a winner. eom


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JohnyComeAlready 260 reads
posted
19 / 22
Do I? maybe...

it's been a while since I've puked.

Alyssa Marie See my TER Reviews 311 reads
posted
20 / 22
If the elevator is broke..

Say he has to take the stairs. Is that on us?
Maybe we could dial 0 and ask for a later free check out or maybe even better, $5 off room service.

You know what also sucks? When it takes 5.8 seconds for the water in the sink to become warm. Most men probably think that I am just laughing, "ha ha!" but really I am waiting for hot water so I don't freeze your weiner. Kinda like when I say I like surfboard sex. It's not that I don't want to see your face, I really just like surfboard sex!!

Oh, on the way out ...please unlock the door before you open it. It can take up an extra 1.4 seconds if you have to re close the door to unlock it. And another 15 seconds to comment about how silly it looked when the door stopped opening because it was locked.

No, I kid. I kid. Relax.

This post took me under 4 minutes to type up, that's a lot of time in my life that I will never get back. :(
Maybe it took me 5 as I tried to use the less than sign and I had to fix that. :(

FoxyNC See my TER Reviews 337 reads
posted
21 / 22
concise!!! +1 -eom-

Posted By: VOO-doo
1) I'd expect the call at like 7:50-8ish. Basically, he should walk through my door no earlier than 7:55 and no later than 8:10  
   
 2) Well, another pop (or two) is hardly out of the question. If that's not feasible, though, he is still welcome to stay for the duration. A massage might be offered, or just some chat/cuddling. Or a snack/drink.

FoxyNC See my TER Reviews 306 reads
posted
22 / 22
Love it! Smart-A! lol!!!! -eom-

Posted By: rrasha88
If you call at eight on the dot, I will credit you 25 seconds for the call, 45 seconds to find the elevator and one minute twenty seconds to arrive at the room. If the room is above the 15th floor, you will be credited an additional 20 seconds. If the lobby public space is in excess of 5,000 square feet, you will be credited additional time to locate the elevators proportionate to the dimensions of the lobby.  

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