who is having a bad day that has nothing to do with you but unfortunately you are the lucky guy who walked thru her door to take the brunt of it.

I'm sure I've had minor vents about traffic or room service that were maybe more for me than him, and I'm sure I've given my fair share of side eyes because of bad behavior, but a girl who is just pissed at the world? Not fun.  

In my business women come in all the time, and most of the time they're sweet, but sometimes they've had a bad day and everything is an argument, try talking to a woman who's trying to shop angry.

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I get guys calling with questions before buying, and many call with a chip on their shoulders from the start. They're just spoiling for an argument. Hard to understand.

if the performance is bad because they are in a funk, or they just aren't very good to start with.

Fortunately, they are few and far between, and I haven't had such an encounter in some time.

More frequent is the provider who has a lot going on in her personal life, and needs a wailing wall to open up to.  I'm not against being that wall per se.  In fact I like that they feel comfortable enough with me to be that open.  But sometimes it goes a little too far to the point where my enjoyment of the time is diminished.  Of course I'm not going to say anything to upset her, but gals, do be aware of times when you share a little too much information.

On the other hand gals, are there times that your clients open up a bit too much?  I wouldn't be surprised if there were.

I've had ups & downs with this gal over the 5 years we've seen each other...  but the most recent trip, I couldn't get a word in edgewise for 15 minutes.  I damn near walked out.  Eventually it became apparent that she'd forgotten the change in time since my SO had retired...  and neither one of us had thought to confirm the expected ETA over the phone.  
Eventually she did lock her Pit Bulls in another room...   honestly, it overshadowed the whole event.  I'm really inclined to not go back.  
HV

hi there

What about shopping for condoms, douches, and vagina wash while people keep getting mad at you? LMAO.

do your job.

Ok, I'll just make sure not to scrub the hell outta' my coochie before you arrive.  
Oh, and I'll be sure not to touch up that last bit of hair I forgot to shave off my legs…
Sure, let's just meet and start making out in front of the hotel attendant while she's stumbling with my keys because she's new… oh, envelope first.

It was actually a massage that of course was to transition to a happy ending for a tip. Well I must say it was one of the best massages I've ever had, this girl was pissed off about her SO and also Obama, she was convinced he was involved in a conspiracy against her, completely delusional and she was taking it out on my back and shoulders. What a great massage, but when she asked me to flip I said no thanks I'm only here for a massage today. There was no way she was getting anywhere near my cock. There's a good possibility she would have broken it off. If I knew where she was today, I'd call her and tell her Obama called me and is looking for her, then go over for another massage, it was that good. So a pissed off provider can be a good thing, if you're only paying for a massage.

I stopped off at this girls place for a quick blow and go around 9:30am and she was pissed at her live in boy friend. Give her the money she hits her knees and as she is jacking me hard she says "that motherfucker thinks I'm gonna get up and give him a blow job every morning before I even piss or have my coffee he's fucking crazy!" and then before she puts my dick in her mouth she asks "is that what men think?" and started sucking away and I only thought my answer (she did have my cock in her mouth) and I thought "well yeah" Blew all over her face gave her an extra 20 and said "see you darling" I wasnt there as Dr Phil I was there as a horny early morning BF  

happened to me once just fucked her and got her on her way

Happened to me just the other day.. she was late.. told me to come up to the incall and was throwing satuff around (sheets, clothes blankets).. I asked her what was wrong.. Turned out she had been to her counseler that morning who was questioning her about some stuff concerning her kids and ex.. I told her to calm down.. relax.. I gave her a massage and told her to forget about who was paying for what.. eventually we had a very lusty session.. everybody is human .. she's not a living sex doll.. I respect that..

That we are fortunate enough to meet. Thank goodness I've never dealt with a bitchy provider.

I have nothing about providers, but I hear it all the time. I do notice, as you said however, guys will try to 'get in on the gossip' and I'll say, "Oh, I know her. She's a great gal!" or, "I know nothing" LOL.

Well yes!

HMMMM. No review?

I'm certainly NOT going to pay several hundred per hour for it now.

But those are far and few in between. The challenges of being 'intellectually superior'.  

But believe now I am cured.

It was the abuse I had to endure along the way that got me! At the end of our time together I agreed not to review her because....

Let me know if you need some ideas for more BDSM action.

would turn you on brother! EOM!

But seemed like your insane gal pal may have been up for some really rough shit.

Me too!

As long time lovers...  we generally have a set play time on the clock & lunch & social time off the clock.  After she calmed down...  and I repeatedly explained the misunderstanding...  we had a good session (but not great).  She did not short the play time.  To be fair, she also had something going on in her personal life which I had no way of knowing...  but did put time pressure on her.  If I decide to venture to her fair city in the future, I'll be more specific about my ETA.  

once with my ex-atf. Long before I realized she wasn't that UTR as she seemed like to her newer clients including myself.
I think I was in the category of troublesome client because I went to the wrong incall location once, and didn't have a charger for my flipphone, until I rushed to the store to finally get one. Then the next time she yelled at me for texting her on the phone before I arrived, when it had perfectly been ok to that other times and later in the future.  
Only time I ever seen her do that to me. Of course she quickly madeup. And even texted me she had a great time, etc.
I don't think it would have mattered, I was already unconsciously smitten and would have excused her for a lot of things by then.

#1 was a bitch once. #2 you should have pushed out of your car before you even got to the hotel. Calling guys at the hotel? BF? How could she stay in business?

That's hot.

There's truth to the statement about why the hobby is illegal. "Hobbying" is at least perceived to undermine marriage. Societies need marriage because they need families to have children who then grow up to work, serve in the military, and have children of their own. Societies with negative population growth become vulnerable to all sorts of maladies, from economic decay to attack by other countries.

So you've had bad experiences with three nationally ranked Top 100 providers???  That just sucks. You obviously can't generalize, because I'm sure lots of these 10/10 girls probably deserve their scores, but as the "I'll tell everyone you have herpes" thread shows, not all of them do.  

Only if they don't get their way.

Most of those 10/10 every time women look like Frankenstein's Monster to me...  

But I've cried in front of a client a couple of times.  Unfortunately whether I'm really angry or really sad the tears start flowing.  One hobbyist was being really condescending and insulting to me and I was having a bad day already so I started crying.  Instead of comforting me he got up, put his clothes on, took half the donation off the table and walked out.