There's always lots to complain about--from inflationary prices (here and IRL), BSC providers flaming out on the boards, bait and switch, fake reviews, you name it.  I like to take a moment every now and then and smell the roses.  Or in my case, the pussy.

Just a couple of days ago I met a new provider.  She was quite reluctant at first to let me DATY.  10 or 15 minutes later (with her helping by rubbing her clit), a puddle was forming on the bed.  A few minutes after that we were in the middle of a delightful, passionate fuck that felt like sex with a girlfriend.  My point isn't about how great a lover I am; it's that the universe isn't all shit sandwiches.  I was truly happy in that moment--or series of moments.  So, shit sandwiches aside for a moment, here's to a universe that can still make a jaded old fart happy for an hour or so.

Left one of my restaurants a Yelp review today exclaiming that our tasting our food the first time was as memorable as the first time he ate pussy

Call me prude but that's a no for me

Still a no. I'll eat pussy all day long, and I'll admire an asshole whenever in 69 or doggy but I ain't putting my mouth on it. With providers I don't do anal, that's reserved for when I'm in a relationship and the chick needs to be put in her place

Your formatting is consistently hard to read.  What's the point of writing if your audience is going to skip over it?

None of us on here are in a pitiful state that we need to bang someone 78x - that's for sure..

that she is still on vacation "until things calm down."  Was she referring to you?  You obviously do not enjoy any kind of favored status with her, or you would not be stuck on 78 for four months that she has been off.  Just one of a number of things that don't add up about your various claims.  

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are babbling about.  WTF is the Hermit Kingdom?   I do note that happy hour has begun on the East Coast, so maybe you should call it at night here if you are going to post drivel.  

So I assume he meant she returned to South Korea. Then again, who knows? This is the guy who in another post referred to people on Fire Island as "closeted." Proving he knows even less about Fire Island than I do.

I have heard that in reference to NK, but I was thinking he was talking about something to do with video games or sword and sorcery serials on Netflix or the like.   Still, it doesn't make sense then that she would keep maintaining her twitter account if it's more than a vacation, as she states.  I still can't get over how much he knows about the NY gay scene.  This is like finding a hidden arsenal to use against future trolling by this guy.  Lol