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Good stories for a nosy landlord??
Brennan_Blake 1378 reads
posted
1 / 19


I am in Paris & the landlords/guardians here are so nosy!  

Can someone please give me some suggestions and lies in case I need to answer any questions?

Love the French but wished they weren't so curious!

Brennan

belindabell See my TER Reviews 374 reads
posted
2 / 19

You are receiving French lessons!   And lots of them....

Brennan_Blake 288 reads
posted
4 / 19


Was also thinking I am English tutoring...and I AM!

And Russian, a little Greek...

BB

h8traffic 84 Reviews 263 reads
posted
5 / 19

None of your fucking business.  Leave me alone asshole!

Alternatively, you could just spend an hour showing the landlord exactly what you are doing, and rest assured, he would never ask the question a second time :-)

Or.......

You can use of the the other suggestions... all of which are far superior to mine 8-)

Especially any suggestion from Mr Fisher!


TheCyclist 5 Reviews 219 reads
posted
6 / 19


I thought everyone over there was supposed to be cool with this stuff.

mrfisher 112 Reviews 240 reads
posted
8 / 19

They fight with their feet, and fuck with their face.

Why would any excuses ever be necessary?

They expect it!

Angela_Petite2 See my TER Reviews 183 reads
posted
10 / 19

For all you know, Mr Landlord if it is a he
may be a hobbyist too. It's legal in your country
as long as you have all your paperwork and make yourself legit.I'd blur my photos if I were you.

Unless you wan't to be the next poster girl
for porn possibilities in Los Angeles .In the
event you "think" landlord may know , it may
be a wise idea to tell that you work at a strip
club. At least if your website has been found
it will make it apper somewhat honest.


johngaltnh 6 Reviews 182 reads
posted
11 / 19

Ye gads!

I'm surprised a (male) landlord can even *speak* while looking at you. Being that purty ain't fair.

I say, just pout and cry. Men will do almost anything to make a woman stop pouting and crying. Mumble something about French lessons and you're all set.

A` See my TER Reviews 134 reads
posted
12 / 19

Bonjour,

Je pensais que vous pouvez dire que vous faites des cours de chant. Je peux imaginer un curieux propriétaire mai voulez essayer d'écouter ce qui se passe dans votre maison.

Have a great weekend!

Allure`

Groovy2 13 Reviews 152 reads
posted
13 / 19

Tell them the price and ask them if they want to try some. Maybe you can work a deal for rent next time you go there. Aren't they open minded in France?

-- Modified on 6/4/2009 1:52:01 PM

Dr. joe 32 Reviews 166 reads
posted
14 / 19

if you are in the Fifth arondissement or Montmartre you could tell her you are you giving psychic readings.

Brennan_Blake 125 reads
posted
17 / 19


I will mumble something in French about liberty!  The French understand that & maybe he will never ask but he opens his apt. door & basically greets everyone that enters the building!

Thank you for some funny thoughts & be assured that I will not be having a makeover or blurring my photographs.

Brennan

robsul2004 124 Reviews 96 reads
posted
18 / 19

If I were your landlord I'd be nosy too, probably just want to hook up with you.

A` See my TER Reviews 108 reads
posted
19 / 19

YES I DID AND YOU BETTER NOT TELL A SOUL!!!

I am pretty good with Spanish and German....not a word in French....


Ohhhhhhhh now that is FUNTY!!!


Allure`

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