Re: Good stories for a nosy landlord??

You are receiving French lessons!   And lots of them....

None of your fucking business.  Leave me alone asshole!

Alternatively, you could just spend an hour showing the landlord exactly what you are doing, and rest assured, he would never ask the question a second time

Or.......

You can use of the the other suggestions... all of which are far superior to mine 8-)

Especially any suggestion from Mr Fisher!

I thought everyone over there was supposed to be cool with this stuff.

Re: Good stories for a nosy landlord??

For all you know, Mr Landlord if it is a he
may be a hobbyist too. It's legal in your country
as long as you have all your paperwork and make yourself legit.I'd blur my photos if I were you.

Unless you wan't to be the next poster girl
for porn possibilities in Los Angeles .In the
event you "think" landlord may know , it may
be a wise idea to tell that you work at a strip
club. At least if your website has been found
it will make it apper somewhat honest.

Ye gads!

I'm surprised a (male) landlord can even *speak* while looking at you. Being that purty ain't fair.

I say, just pout and cry. Men will do almost anything to make a woman stop pouting and crying. Mumble something about French lessons and you're all set.

Bonjour,

Je pensais que vous pouvez dire que vous faites des cours de chant. Je peux imaginer un curieux propriétaire mai voulez essayer d'écouter ce qui se passe dans votre maison.

Have a great weekend!

Allure`

Tell them the price and ask them if they want to try some. Maybe you can work a deal for rent next time you go there. Aren't they open minded in France?

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if you are in the Fifth arondissement or Montmartre you could tell her you are you giving psychic readings.

If I were your landlord I'd be nosy too, probably just want to hook up with you.