I am in Paris & the landlords/guardians here are so nosy!  

Can someone please give me some suggestions and lies in case I need to answer any questions?

Love the French but wished they weren't so curious!

Brennan

You are receiving French lessons!   And lots of them....

Was also thinking I am English tutoring...and I AM!

And Russian, a little Greek...

BB

None of your fucking business.  Leave me alone asshole!

Alternatively, you could just spend an hour showing the landlord exactly what you are doing, and rest assured, he would never ask the question a second time

Or.......

You can use of the the other suggestions... all of which are far superior to mine 8-)

Especially any suggestion from Mr Fisher!

In France can't you just tell him you're with an escort?

I thought everyone over there was supposed to be cool with this stuff.

They fight with their feet, and fuck with their face.

Why would any excuses ever be necessary?

They expect it!

For all you know, Mr Landlord if it is a he
may be a hobbyist too. It's legal in your country
as long as you have all your paperwork and make yourself legit.I'd blur my photos if I were you.

Unless you wan't to be the next poster girl
for porn possibilities in Los Angeles .In the
event you "think" landlord may know , it may
be a wise idea to tell that you work at a strip
club. At least if your website has been found
it will make it apper somewhat honest.

Ye gads!

I'm surprised a (male) landlord can even *speak* while looking at you. Being that purty ain't fair.

I say, just pout and cry. Men will do almost anything to make a woman stop pouting and crying. Mumble something about French lessons and you're all set.

Bonjour,

Je pensais que vous pouvez dire que vous faites des cours de chant. Je peux imaginer un curieux propriétaire mai voulez essayer d'écouter ce qui se passe dans votre maison.

Have a great weekend!

Allure`

Tell them the price and ask them if they want to try some. Maybe you can work a deal for rent next time you go there. Aren't they open minded in France?

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if you are in the Fifth arondissement or Montmartre you could tell her you are you giving psychic readings.

I will mumble something in French about liberty!  The French understand that & maybe he will never ask but he opens his apt. door & basically greets everyone that enters the building!

Thank you for some funny thoughts & be assured that I will not be having a makeover or blurring my photographs.

Brennan

If I were your landlord I'd be nosy too, probably just want to hook up with you.

YES I DID AND YOU BETTER NOT TELL A SOUL!!!

I am pretty good with Spanish and German....not a word in French....


Ohhhhhhhh now that is FUNTY!!!


Allure`