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Re: Wow. That has to be the best thread I've seen in a loooong time.
literbike 246 reads
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Posted By: mrfisher
Sorry LP, but if the guys are going to keep asking the gals the most blatent stupidities, then it's only fair that they have a question too.

Here it is Guys:

If you could get your dick surgically enlarged without too much fuss, would you?

I'll answer first:  No.

I'm only about 5" on a good day, and I find that not being too large gets me invitations to places that I might not normally be invited to.
Some guys would love to have a horse penis....but the guys that are average to under...I love you for what you have. I turn away the big ones, or limit what I can do. NEVER have I turned away your sizes and can do waaaaay more and like it.

wormwood 17 Reviews 82 reads
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mrfisher 112 Reviews 1401 reads
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Sorry LP, but if the guys are going to keep asking the gals the most blatent stupidities, then it's only fair that they have a question too.

Here it is Guys:

If you could get your dick surgically enlarged without too much fuss, would you?

I'll answer first:  No.

I'm only about 5" on a good day, and I find that not being too large gets me invitations to places that I might not normally be invited to.

romeogolf 34 Reviews 253 reads
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You know Mrfisher I understand what your saying and agree with you, I happen to be about the same size as well.

But given the opportunity to improve on my size by even another inch would be something that I would be very interested in experiencing.

hungry1951 29 Reviews 374 reads
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I won't fold it in half for anyone. It's only as big around as a beer can, but it's long.

Yeah, pretty average here, too. I'm satisfied with what I have, so NOPE, no surgery for me.

romeogolf 34 Reviews 171 reads
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...All the information that we hear from the ladies concerning the size as being too large refers to, depending on the lady, around the 10 inch mark or more.

I can imagine the pain and discomfort a large volume penis squeezing into a small volume vagina would cause.

However, with that said, I stand by my post above.

I wonder the differences that might be realized in pleasure and satisfaction for both the lady and myself if I had an inch or two more to work with.

mrfisher 112 Reviews 170 reads
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I lift weights with my tongue, by the way.

8o)

mattradd 40 Reviews 117 reads
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MatureGFE See my TER Reviews 166 reads
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I have a very good memory ;-)

xoxo,

Steph

wormwood 17 Reviews 283 reads
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I think I'd get a little collagen and botox in the scrotum area to smooth our the wrinkles so I look a little younger.


hound_dog69 41 Reviews 196 reads
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I would not do anything to get hair back on my head, and while I don't care for the body hair, it is what it is.

The only thing I'd like to change is within my control, and that is to lose some weight.

lungman 10 Reviews 212 reads
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Very good question!!!
My answer is yes!!(of course,what i lack in size,i was always good at making up with, my mouth and fingers)
5 inches here also.
One thing mrfisher,if i get turned down by the ladies because i admitted to my penis size,it's all your fault!!!!,,,LOL!

dipstick07 5 Reviews 208 reads
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Does girth trump length and how is each accurately measured? I would guess too much girth could be more invasive than too much length and do optimal  parameters differ for vaginal versus oral.
Ideally adjustable dimensions would best to customize each experience. finally is it the meat or the motion that makes you baby shout?

Fair_Use 29 Reviews 169 reads
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I think you'd be surprised the places a big dick can go.  Besides, I have seen where a smaller goes already.  Been there there, done that.  

Every time I have heard a woman talk about turning down a too well endowed man, it is expressed under their breath like a missed opportunity.  I think most of them eventually come around and don't go back.  Or don't want to go back, and do for obviously reason$.

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scoed 8 Reviews 149 reads
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I like my dick and so does my wife. It is on the small side but it works.

HaleyOrlando See my TER Reviews 241 reads
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every lady would be happy but not so when it comes to a large cock. I like smaller to the more normal size myself and please use lube of my choice....That's right, your tongue

who gives a damn about a cock when you have a talented tongue. Learn to use your tongue and no one will ever care about the size of your cock.

Do you really think every man is hung or can last for hours. It’s not what’s in your pants that makes a man a good lover but how he creates desire and satisfaction for his partner. You being a loving and caring partner will win me over with 5 inches more than a cold hard fuck with 10 inches.

Kisses Haley

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hiddenhills 143 Reviews 115 reads
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HaleyOrlando See my TER Reviews 138 reads
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I'll do my squats on the smith machine and you can lay down underneath and stick out your tongue. Training 101 has started but i'm a little lazy so sitting on the job could be hazardous to your health..LOL

Kisses Haley

MP67 11 Reviews 139 reads
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And NO I'm not saying that because mrfisher and I are extremely tight. Ask us about the T-shirt deal! ;)

But seriously, it was honest, to the point, and got many responses that others wouldn't have known about each other.

Me. Well, I'm not at 5. But I did entertain the thought, and do take things that promise to make me 'larger' and/or increase stamina.

But the ladies especially got it right. Whether it's your dick, your tongue, your personality, whatever. It's what you do with it that makes for a great experience.

Guys really shouldn't be so preoccupied with the size of their dick, but more with the quality of time they spend with the lady, IMHO.

Thanks P. You really do give food for thought.

MP67 11 Reviews 139 reads
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Ladies push babies out of their pussy. You think your dick is wider than a baby's head?

MP67 11 Reviews 101 reads
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You've seen me drink, so you might want to consider the cost factor... ;)

MP67 11 Reviews 73 reads
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Or at least drive the getaway car?

Oh, that's right. We might get pulled over because of the constant weaving in-and-out of lanes and side-swiping shit! ;)

Dr. joe 32 Reviews 117 reads
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Tow the wisest most charming people around --Haley and Fisher-- in the same paragraph: how can you  beat that

keystonekid 114 Reviews 96 reads
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Probably because you have been spending too much of your time scarfing down adult beverages.  You will exercise more of your body by reading TER while drinking.  Just think, eyes, taste buds, loins, etc.  You know I didnn't mean physical exercise.  Weekends are made for cocktails, right?

HaleyOrlando See my TER Reviews 81 reads
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or should I say where have I been. This is the best part of being away for awhile; coming back and seeing all your old friends and feeling a warm welcome back. Hope the feeling is mutual

Kisses Haley

HaleyOrlando See my TER Reviews 106 reads
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you know how much flavor all those tidbits add to your drink.

Kisses Haley

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johngaltnh 6 Reviews 81 reads
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Last provider I saw swore I must have at least 18 inches.

Maybe she was using the same ruler to measure as I use when I brag about what I caught while fishing. :-)

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lilli 113 reads
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i'd be fine if a man's tongue never touched any part of my body again, and would be absolutely THRILLED if a tongue never again went near my girlie bits. so i can't agree with you there at all Haley.

as for penis size, it DOES matter. every hetero woman has a preference for a particular length or width...some adore shorter and thicker, some love slimmer but longer, and for everything in-between and beyond there is a woman who loves it. personally, i'm kind of greedy...i crave the variety of cocks of all sizes and shapes. it would be difficult for me to deal with any one type in exclusion to anything else. i love the way a long and thick uncut cock nicely fills my throat and gags me with ease, and i love the way a rock hard shorter and narrow cock tickles my pussy hitting just the right spot over and over again. i love the pain and ache deep inside my abdomen after being fucked by a 10+ incher, and i love the soreness that lingers for days after being fucked for hours by a tireless 5 incher. i adore them all and wouldn't willingly give up any of 'em, dag nabbit!

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