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Re: Who designs these things? ;-)
mrfisher 115 Reviews 2038 reads
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1 / 17

Not too long ago, I met someone whose vertical dimension matched up with mine quite well and in the process of greeting we started to get into it, the clothes fell to the ground, and the deed was under way.   It was quite an exciting and interesting bout.

While most of the other sexual positions have a name (often some nationality), I can't for the life of me recall this position being given an adequate descriptor.   "Vertical", comes to mind, but it lacks any imagination.   I can't think of any nationality that would necessarily equate well with it.  (Maybe Nepalese because we're both high?)

Does anyone have any ideas on this?   I don't want to bother Siri with this.  She's too busy all the time.

LePetomane 1 Reviews 132 reads
posted
2 / 17

So is The Urban Dictionary.

sncty702 43 Reviews 141 reads
posted
3 / 17

https://sexinfo101.com/positions/dancer/dancer?set=woman-standing

Good site I've found that has positions galore from every position imaginable

impposter 49 Reviews 150 reads
posted
4 / 17

"Howdy, Pilgrim."
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Some terms are coined from common nouns (pearl necklace) rather than a related proper noun (Akoya necklace or Pinctada fucata necklace).  
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The simple and common term for your encounter is just a "standing fuck." Rather mundane and not very romantic. Because it requires some length (but not a full mile) and verticality, I'll make another suggestion: The Miles Standish, after Miles (or Myles) Standish, the Pilgrim soldier who helped to defend Plymouth colony from 1635 onward. In addition, there is the question of whether he might have had amorous threesomes with Priscilla Mullens and John Alden.  
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Courtship_of_Miles_Standish

Posted By: mrfisher

Not too long ago, I met someone whose vertical dimension matched up with mine quite well and in the process of greeting we started to get into it, the clothes fell to the ground, and the deed was under way.   It was quite an exciting and interesting bout.  
   
 While most of the other sexual positions have a name (often some nationality), I can't for the life of me recall this position being given an adequate descriptor.   "Vertical", comes to mind, but it lacks any imagination.   I can't think of any nationality that would necessarily equate well with it.  (Maybe Nepalese because we're both high?)  
   
 Does anyone have any ideas on this?   I don't want to bother Siri with this.  She's too busy all the time.

GaGambler 137 reads
posted
5 / 17

So I would assume doing it face to face while standing (which yes I have done before and enjoyed it, it helps unless she is very tiny or you are in GREAT shape to back her up against a wall for support if you plan on maintaining this position for more than just a few minutes) would be called "standing missionary" although checking the Urban Dictionary doesn't reveal a thing.

 
BTW the shower is  another great place to do this position, partly because there are only a very few positions you can actually perform in the shower, unless you have one of those really big showers with a bench seat which gives you a few more options.

mrfisher 115 Reviews 145 reads
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6 / 17
impposter 49 Reviews 144 reads
posted
7 / 17

Posted By: mrfisher
Re: Miles had a French cousin named Kilometres Deboutish...
Though he was only 0.6 the man that Miles was.
Pocahontas also had more than one name. According to wikipedia, "Early in her life, she was given a secret name, Matoaka, but later she was also known as Amonute. Matoaka means "Bright Stream Between the Hills"; Amonute has not been translated."
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The next time I'm rushin' through a Russian, I'll have to remember to call my finish "Matoaka," a bright stream between her hills.

JakeFromStateFarm 135 reads
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9 / 17
GaGambler 131 reads
posted
10 / 17

I don't watch porn so I will have to take your word about "Charlotte the Harlot" but I completely agree about Bridget. Getting just the head of my dick sucked hardly makes for a great BJ, or even a "decent" one, Not to mention she's super homely.

KalyEscort 137 reads
posted
11 / 17

I saw online the perfect chair to help on this type of positions, coz can be hard to do it if you don't have strong legs hahaha

The link: https://www.amazon.es/Colgantes-sexuales-Restricciones-tri%C3%A1ngulo-Productos/dp/B07LFGWPQB

JIMBOY 149 Reviews 125 reads
posted
12 / 17

And an even better question is how do I get a job in the Product Testing and Quality Control Department? I'd work for free and I wouldn't miss a day!

bofia 26 Reviews 138 reads
posted
13 / 17

Any engineer will tell you that the products are probably tested at at least 2x their maximum allowable load. No thanks.

coeur-de-lion 400 Reviews 137 reads
posted
14 / 17

I hope the outside two hoops can be adjusted to a higher position.   Most women's boobs don't sag THIS much.  Lol

mrfisher 115 Reviews 133 reads
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15 / 17
impposter 49 Reviews 198 reads
posted
16 / 17

Teeter Hang-Ups are FDA approved and you might be able to get your insurance company to pay for it.  
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Are those strappy things insurance eligible?

KalyEscort 132 reads
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17 / 17
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