What are Your Favorites Sizes, Or Are You like Me, ?Mmm There All Just Right

Too big just hurts and painful sex isn't my forte

I think snickers messed that up.... they call the tiny ones fun size, I think a 2 pound snickers would be more fun

... by an expert (a provider who's been in the business several years and thus has seen many, many packages), I'm on the high end of Average.

I have a spot for any size, I am happy with all! A few at the same time would be best though lol
XOXO  
TL

Neither shower or grower...  I think I am right there on the average.  

But then I have never taken measurements in the men's locker room.

If they're attached to a nice, sweet person.

I'm average length, above average girth, and way above average hard.

........... that I have never had a problem enjoying myself with a wonderful lady. Or two,  or three..........
Oh yeah, and when I can't get to a beautiful lady, it fits my hand perfectly.

I'm a little over average, which seems about right since I don't need Magnums but the Japanese condoms are too tight, so I think I'm perfectly suited for a lady's pleasure, but since I also have to pass water through it several times a day, I think any larger would become a nuisance to all concerned.

If every guy who comments says they are "slightly above average" then we have a new average and all of you fuckers (pun intended, again) are now "just average". So by bragging about your size you all just made yourself relatively smaller.  
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As for me, it's as big as it needs to be when I need it to be big. :p

Well if we go by what providers tell me, I'm huge.  But the numbers say I'm average.

... for those of you too lazy to read the avg size of an erect penis is 5.16 inches. Take it from there as to whether you are above/below or just avg.

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... and who I know is honest with me.  And I know the numbers so I know she's on point.

... where they are all above average.

......The “world wide” penis size avg, regardless of race, ethnicity, nationality etc  is 5.5 inches.  

Flawed science indeed. Do you know anyone who was measured in the sampling?  There are too many variables to give a true sampling.

..... ordinary average guys.

Damn! Missed average by .0001 of an inch. Gonna have to get the pump out. LOL  
I think the real ? here is - Ladies, does size REALLY matter?

Whys that?

Me too, i actually prefer small to medium  🤩👄💋

Its not what you got or eat...Its how you use it..   or Do it  💃

Double Your Pleasure., Double Your Fun!! 💃🕺

No, and Yes..depending on the ladies , its not what ya got ..It's How You Use It !!👄💋

Awesome Answer.. ☆☆☆☆☆

If you prefer small then you'd love me.  😞

Whoa dude, sick burn.

All*  Gentlemen * Are  Handsome

that I was above average, especially in width. The one lady, an older gal, even insisted on me wearing a Magnum.  Okay, so naturally I did research post experience and discovered they’re basically the same size as a regular rubber. So in the end I’m guessing she was just good at her job and to this day have no idea if I’m any bigger than the next guy...nor do I really care.

when i read your first comment i thought you were being ironic or sarcastic which was funny, but now after this second comment i realize you're being completely serious and that's even more hilarious but at the same time quite sad.

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If you are packing a big one, magnum seems not as tight compared to other condoms from my pov.

Nothing wrong with that  

A well-reviewed provider, formerly of San Diego but now in Arizona, refused to take me in her ass because of my above-average girth. Lose some. On the other hand, my girth plus upward curve hits the G-spot just right according to a couple of other ladies. I love when ladies cum during sex and not just from licking them. Win some.

Sorry!

It's big enough

Yes, I think he is absolutely serious. If you hadn't noticed, he doesn't really have much of a sense of humor and takes most comments, even ones obviously made in jest quite literally.  

If I make the mistake of clicking on the P&R board, then I am shriveled and small after reading a few posts.  If I head over to the photo board then largeness happens, or at least medium plus.  

I should have said I was Magnum so by the end of the thread I would still be above average.  LOL

See NOW why your 5 applications to JDU were all rejected?

You also can't read very well.  Or you just decided to toss out your usual drivel without bothering to read my post.  Or you've had way too much tequila today.  Yup, that must be it!  😂

... that you seem to have no conception of a provider being honest with a client.  You might try it sometime.  

"very sexy" before or after the tip?  If she said it before, she is buttering you up for a tip.  If she said it after, she is thanking you for a tip.  Understand what's going on?

... the context of that comment, why even try to guess?  Both of your guesses were wrong.  

Due to selection bias, guys who are above average are more likely to respond at all to the question. So the answers will tend to be guys claiming to be larger than average. But it wouldn't change the (unreported) average.

Lucky 7!

So either I am, or they are all just being nice out of pity (and for repeat business).  I got what I got and that ain't gonna change.  Personally I think I am average at best.  This is a silly thread.

I fit in all 3 categories. In America, I’d say I’m about average (it’s not gonna hurt, but you’ll be able to feel it). In Asia I would be above average and in Africa I’d be below average.  

I’m definitely bigger than average, which nuked the possibility of Greek (which I was never a fan of anyways), but I’ve had DT several times (which I’m also not a huge fan of, so I’m currently at zero losses). But I haven’t had a GF yet say that I was too big for vaginal sex and have had many enjoyable experiences even with girls considerably smaller than I am (I’m very tall).  

So......  tiny?  :p

What!?
"You are soòo BIG!"
Isn't  honest?
I know she likes me ... she said she did and told me her real name so why would she lie?

...is because of it’s anti science stance. Not to mention it’s homophobic Dean.

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Baseball bat nor wider than a door. But “tis enough. EOM

Or even HAVING a dick.

Diameter or length? LoL

Yes Yes Yes

Both of my questions are about whether she said you were very sexy before or after you tipped her, it sounds like you're saying you don't ever tip.  She will probably not mention it next time.

Especially if You Really Like Your Job, Business And Pleasures 👅👅👄👄

Yes I Agree,  but ya got to Luv Em All ..XoXo

Good point 😃👍

Thats True, So many different  ways .. ☆ To Be A Lovergirl or Loverboy  🙆‍♀️ 🙆‍♂️☆

LOL . We alll need LUVIN. .XOXO

I have the best package in the room!  They all love my money!  NEXT.

But not complaining  💋

But it’s 7 inches long LoL...

... that is, completely illogical, you really must try harder.  

& they luv you too!! 🤗

Ok, just so the data won't be skewed, I'll admit, I'm a little below average!  But at my age having an erection of any size is significant!

In my prime mine was average, but had some curvature up word that, I was told, felt great on the inside.  

And if I am being 100% honest, it's painfully embarrassing. Fat, ugly and a small cock, what a life.

No, not really that staid and boring, I hope, but almost exactly 5.5" X 5.5"

Then you're perfect

Far from perfect but thank you

I'm a bit on the short end of the stick, but above average girth. As Martin Lawrence once joked, "I'm not touching bottom, but I will stretch out the sides!"

average enough for her to ride all day with comfort and pleasure.
I find that my dick fits like lock and key for most average sized women.
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I don't understand the women who feel they need a banana squash inside their hole.
A baby's head in child birth is too much, but a squash is just right?