If you are packing a big one, magnum seems not as tight compared to other condoms from my pov.
Yes, a regular one can stretch just as much... just looks too snug though.
What are Your Favorites Sizes, Or Are You like Me, ?Mmm There All Just Right
Its not what you got or eat...Its how you use it.. or Do it 💃
Too big just hurts and painful sex isn't my forte
Me too, i actually prefer small to medium 🤩👄💋
If you prefer small then you'd love me. 😞
Nothing wrong with that
Ahhhhhhh
Especially if You Really Like Your Job, Business And Pleasures 👅👅👄👄
I think snickers messed that up.... they call the tiny ones fun size, I think a 2 pound snickers would be more fun
... by an expert (a provider who's been in the business several years and thus has seen many, many packages), I'm on the high end of Average.
After she told me this, she proceeded to explain in detail why she loves my package, while caressing it up to maximum (albeit average) size. 
Well if we go by what providers tell me, I'm huge. But the numbers say I'm average.
... and who I know is honest with me. And I know the numbers so I know she's on point.
It's too bad you haven't met any providers like that yet.
Whoa dude, sick burn.
when i read your first comment i thought you were being ironic or sarcastic which was funny, but now after this second comment i realize you're being completely serious and that's even more hilarious but at the same time quite sad.
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Yes, I think he is absolutely serious. If you hadn't noticed, he doesn't really have much of a sense of humor and takes most comments, even ones obviously made in jest quite literally.
I am still LMAO at the thought of a guy being convinced his dick is big based solely on the fact some hooker told him so. I bet he believed her when she told him he was handsome too. lol
You also can't read very well. Or you just decided to toss out your usual drivel without bothering to read my post. Or you've had way too much tequila today. Yup, that must be it! 😂
And fwiw, this provider has never called me "handsome". "Very sexy", yes, but not handsome. 😜
"very sexy" before or after the tip? If she said it before, she is buttering you up for a tip. If she said it after, she is thanking you for a tip. Understand what's going on?
... the context of that comment, why even try to guess? Both of your guesses were wrong.
Oh I forgot... you like to troll people. Carry on! 😄
Not sure why it's so hard for people here to understand that a provider could say something nice to a client without expecting money for doing it... or as a thank you for money already given, right? 😜
Both of my questions are about whether she said you were very sexy before or after you tipped her, it sounds like you're saying you don't ever tip. She will probably not mention it next time.
... that is, completely illogical, you really must try harder.
I’m definitely bigger than average, which nuked the possibility of Greek (which I was never a fan of anyways), but I’ve had DT several times (which I’m also not a huge fan of, so I’m currently at zero losses). But I haven’t had a GF yet say that I was too big for vaginal sex and have had many enjoyable experiences even with girls considerably smaller than I am (I’m very tall).
But I’m a firm believer in “how you use it.” An average-size guy can hurt a woman just as easily as a larger man if he’s jack-hammering away like a mutual climax is a new concept. I’ve had to learn to take it slower and use rhythmic pacing. In learning how to be more gentle, I learned that satisfying your partner should be the FIRST thing on your mind. Once you have that concept down, you could have a one-inch dick and still make Jenna Haze the happiest woman on the planet. There are sexual positions for men of all sizes, and I found some VERY good ones for penetration that still allow women easy access to use vibrators/fingers for the own satisfaction. For a bigger guy, those bits of knowledge are gems!
So being big hasn’t been a curse and, quite honestly, I like my size because I’m bigger than average but not porn-star size, which would really be a curse. As a provider said in a different forum, I’m more of a “challenge” level (all gamers should get the reference). 😁
What!?
"You are soòo BIG!"
Isn't honest?
I know she likes me ... she said she did and told me her real name so why would she lie?
... that you seem to have no conception of a provider being honest with a client. You might try it sometime.
So either I am, or they are all just being nice out of pity (and for repeat business). I got what I got and that ain't gonna change. Personally I think I am average at best. This is a silly thread.
I have a spot for any size, I am happy with all! A few at the same time would be best though lol
XOXO
TL
Double Your Pleasure., Double Your Fun!! 💃🕺
Neither shower or grower... I think I am right there on the average.
But then I have never taken measurements in the men's locker room.
If they're attached to a nice, sweet person.
Awesome Answer.. ☆☆☆☆☆
I'm average length, above average girth, and way above average hard.
........... that I have never had a problem enjoying myself with a wonderful lady. Or two, or three..........
Oh yeah, and when I can't get to a beautiful lady, it fits my hand perfectly.
I'm a little over average, which seems about right since I don't need Magnums but the Japanese condoms are too tight, so I think I'm perfectly suited for a lady's pleasure, but since I also have to pass water through it several times a day, I think any larger would become a nuisance to all concerned.
If every guy who comments says they are "slightly above average" then we have a new average and all of you fuckers (pun intended, again) are now "just average". So by bragging about your size you all just made yourself relatively smaller.
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As for me, it's as big as it needs to be when I need it to be big. :p
I should have said I was Magnum so by the end of the thread I would still be above average. LOL
Due to selection bias, guys who are above average are more likely to respond at all to the question. So the answers will tend to be guys claiming to be larger than average. But it wouldn't change the (unreported) average.
So...... tiny? :p
Ok, just so the data won't be skewed, I'll admit, I'm a little below average! But at my age having an erection of any size is significant!
... for those of you too lazy to read the avg size of an erect penis is 5.16 inches. Take it from there as to whether you are above/below or just avg.
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......The “world wide” penis size avg, regardless of race, ethnicity, nationality etc is 5.5 inches.
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See NOW why your 5 applications to JDU were all rejected?
...is because of it’s anti science stance. Not to mention it’s homophobic Dean.
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See NOW why your 5 applications to JDU were all rejected?
Flawed science indeed. Do you know anyone who was measured in the sampling? There are too many variables to give a true sampling.
Does it take into account us Hebe's who had at least 4" cut off at 8 days old? Bastards! If those butchers were alive, I'd hit them up for an extension.
I'm just happy that the ladies we pay , will lie to us and stroke our egos as well as our cocks.
Thankfully, all the ladies I play with feel really wet and tight.
Damn! Missed average by .0001 of an inch. Gonna have to get the pump out. LOL
I think the real ? here is - Ladies, does size REALLY matter?
No, and Yes..depending on the ladies , its not what ya got ..It's How You Use It !!👄💋
... where they are all above average. 
..... ordinary average guys.
All* Gentlemen * Are Handsome
It's big enough
that I was above average, especially in width. The one lady, an older gal, even insisted on me wearing a Magnum. Okay, so naturally I did research post experience and discovered they’re basically the same size as a regular rubber. So in the end I’m guessing she was just good at her job and to this day have no idea if I’m any bigger than the next guy...nor do I really care.
If you are packing a big one, magnum seems not as tight compared to other condoms from my pov.
Yes, a regular one can stretch just as much... just looks too snug though.
A well-reviewed provider, formerly of San Diego but now in Arizona, refused to take me in her ass because of my above-average girth. Lose some. On the other hand, my girth plus upward curve hits the G-spot just right according to a couple of other ladies. I love when ladies cum during sex and not just from licking them. Win some.
If I make the mistake of clicking on the P&R board, then I am shriveled and small after reading a few posts. If I head over to the photo board then largeness happens, or at least medium plus.
Lucky 7!
Diameter or length? LoL
Good point 😃👍
An old friend would say, Long and thin may get in, but short and fat is where it’s at, coming from a short fat guy to the tall thin friend....
LOL . We alll need LUVIN. .XOXO
Yes I Agree, but ya got to Luv Em All ..XoXo
But not complaining 💋
But it’s 7 inches long LoL...
Then you're perfect
Far from perfect but thank you
Guess being broke now isn’t so bad, soon I’ll be going back to the beginning, massage spas...
Glad to see you got the memo about VPN also.
And thank you, I’m sure I could have enjoyed time with you. Come to DC I’ll be your Uber Harley driver...
I fit in all 3 categories. In America, I’d say I’m about average (it’s not gonna hurt, but you’ll be able to feel it). In Asia I would be above average and in Africa I’d be below average.
Alot of men brag that they’re big, but that’s not something that most ladies like. It’s just an ego boost for them.
What are Your Favorites Sizes, Or Are You like Me, ?Mmm There All Just Right
Baseball bat nor wider than a door. But “tis enough. EOM
Or even HAVING a dick.
Thats True, So many different ways .. ☆ To Be A Lovergirl or Loverboy 🙆♀️ 🙆♂️☆
I have the best package in the room! They all love my money! NEXT.
& they luv you too!! 🤗
In my prime mine was average, but had some curvature up word that, I was told, felt great on the inside.
Sadly, through the years as my paunch started to grow my dick started to shrink up bit. Being honest.
I often think of what would be like to have the dick I had when I was 30 with the providers I have seen in my 50's.
One thing I have been told, by one civilian and a couple of providers, is that I shoot and unusual amount of cum. I thought they were kidding at first but the comment has been made several times unsolicited. Who really knows. One thing for sure, Peter North I am not!
And if I am being 100% honest, it's painfully embarrassing. Fat, ugly and a small cock, what a life.
No, not really that staid and boring, I hope, but almost exactly 5.5" X 5.5"
I am indeed a square. Who knew?
I'm a bit on the short end of the stick, but above average girth. As Martin Lawrence once joked, "I'm not touching bottom, but I will stretch out the sides!"
A lady once told me I'm one of the biggest she's ever had, and I chuckled a bit because the other option was to call her a liar. She was either full of it, or she sees some very underwhelming clients.
And, as said earlier in the thread - I also eat pussy like it's my job. 
average enough for her to ride all day with comfort and pleasure.
I find that my dick fits like lock and key for most average sized women.
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I don't understand the women who feel they need a banana squash inside their hole.
A baby's head in child birth is too much, but a squash is just right?