SUCKS when you don't have someone there to participate lol

Masturbation doesn't always settle those hormones, and not all of us can bring someone in for a session every day, so I am looking for suggestions on how to deal with this situation before I go crazy lol

INPUT PLEASE!!!!

OMG OMG OMG. It is bad when one jills off three times before even attempting to crawl out of bed.

i have always been weird like that. Ex boyfriends/husbands would wake up to me laying beside them in bed jilling off.

one ex husband would get mad at me...and i would tell him that i tried to wake him up, but he wanted to act old and sleep. (not true, i didnt try to wake him up)
i dont know. it seems it is getting worse.

suggestions?? just jill off. change up the toys though. they tend to go on strike. (true story)

or get laid really good before going to bed. that seems to work well. I think all single providers should invest in what i call a sidepiece. Basically, a booty call. I am still trying to find a decent one. lol


when things get too crazy, i just get on my broom and fly away!

Not knowing your preferences, male vs. female, you might do like we do and $4P. I am with you. Rubbing one out is only a temporary solution.

Woman, I give up, it just doesn't satisfy me, and I've never liked toys that much. I think I'm gonna have to find me a booty call cuz it's driving me crazy. I'm getting less sex right now than I would in a bad relationship!

Then you could make some money and spend the rest of the day posting.

This is my frustration!!!!

I have had a scheduling change recently and now only able to host between noon and 10pm weekdays and since I built my regular clientele on ncall needs, and usually morning appts, I now am missing out on quite a bit and I'm suffering when I wake OMG!

the hot sweaty action, heavy breathing, dirty talk, and physical engagement.

Ya, that's right! Putting the shoe on the other foot! It works for me! It could work for you

My sporting days are over;
my pilot light is out.

What used to be my sex appeal
is now my waterspout.

I used to be embarrassed,
trying to make "it" behave.

For every single morning,
"it" would stand and watch me shave.

But now I'm getting older,
and it really gives me the blues,
to see "it" hang down my leg,
and watch me tie my shoes.

If I could find someone who is as genuine about the experience as I am, I definitely would, but I'm not paying a a guy lol. Girls are a different story now

LOL

If you lived near me, that is. I would be "up" and at 'em lickity split. Just need to find a good "fuck buddy".

b-

Are you trying to put the male escorts out of bussiness? If toys don't satisfy then buck up and contribute just as gentlemen do.

I personally don't find bi-men attractive and would not hire one, and I am not aware of any male providers who don't swing both ways.

So I have to buck up? Nice advice, do you do hospice care on the side as a volunteer?

You might be interested in a "toy" called Sybian.  The ladies that I have introduced to it really seem to enjoy it.

would I be selfish to say I WANT REAL SKIN!!!!! OK well I know I can't get it, per-se, but I can get real skin under the rubber lol. I dunno babe, I've just never really been into the toys because I don't like the high speed vibration and would rather be feeling on someone's back and kissing their neck instead of pumping my pussy with a reproduction lol

yes, give matt a call, he charge 200 roses for a hour.

to tell me to go fuck myself.  It's motivating!

It was cute for a while, now she swats at me.  There is no cure.  She often wakes up slathered.

I see women for free.

Or a really hot lady using a feeldoe on you.