IDK honey! But it's fun to treat her/him that way! I'm just working the room for laughs! See you soon!
This is for all the married and attached men using providers. Your providers can verify this to . While you are spending time with providers your wives and girlfriend know what's up and they are getting fucked to so don't think you are getting over on them. That best friend or coworker of yours is enjoying your woman so when u get home and its wetter than usual and shes been fucking to.
This is a world you don't understand. It's as old as time. As one civvie female to another... don't judge too harshly what you don't know. Most here are good people who have a different belief system than you do. The reasons for pay for play are unique to each man. Some have a shell of a relationship, others enjoy the variety, etc. One thing you need to comprehend - it has nothing to do with love. Please don't confuse the two. Good luck with whatever you are going through. Hope this helps you see things a little differently.
You've catapulted yourself to the odds on favorite to win as TER's "dumbest poster of the YEAR".
Keep up the good work.
Don't get mad fellas what's good for the goose is good for the gander. I'm pissing you guys off because you know I speak the truth
You are really an angry, spurned wife. Because you shut your pussy down. Here is a card for you (and Curley).
Are you saying single is a wife ? Miss K
He has claimed to be a newbie that hasn't "taken the plunge" yet, he also claims to have seen a couple of BP providers. He may just be some married schmuck having an attack of conscience. The list of possiblities is endless. The only thing that's for sure is that he/she is rather annoying and yet another newbie who feels qualified to preach to the rest of us. Maybe "he" is a male version of Taylor/Roger???
No asshole I'm single and happy. I'm the one fucking your wife.
And my wife says you are sexually very inept; have a bad personality, a tiny penis and awful breath. She understands why you are single. She claims you have cured her of giving pity fucks. Thank you. She has better things to do with her time.
Seriously, whoever you are, you don't know us or our SO's. Maybe you're even right about some of us and our SO's. But why does our behavior bother you so much? Your own moral beliefs? (if so, You express them very badly) Guilt? Anger? A desire to be a troll? A belief that we are blind to our SO's behavior, and such naivete offends you? Whatever it is though, unless you are trying to be funny ( and not doing it well) it's about you and your life and not us and ours.
If you're really that unhappy, I would suggest seeing a mental Heath professional or a minster or priest and trying to giure out why. Until, you grow up kid, go find something more useful to do than demonstrate your idiocy and bad grammar here.
that, he ain’t got no wife, but that doesn’t mean he is not fucking yours.
You are way stupid to know when to quit.
OUCH!!!!!
he has just taken the lead in the TER SPOTY tournament.
He doesn't exactly make you look smart, but you look a little bit less stupid when compared to him, That is until you start cheerleading for a moron.
It looks like this years SPOTY tournament is going right down to the wire.
Not to mention that even though the clown dungy is cheering for may not know you have no wife, The Dungbeetle has been around long enough to be aware of that. Thus he's cheering on another gameless loser. What a shock. Therefore, a word to dungy and his new pal
if that were true, would you have so much time to respond to every single person? nah, didn't think so.
IDK honey! But it's fun to treat her/him that way! I'm just working the room for laughs! See you soon!
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This is for all the married and attached men using providers. (Place colon here) Your providers can verify this (place comma here) to (misspelled; should be too) . While you are spending time with providers (place comma here) your wives and girlfriend know what's up and they are getting fucked (place comma here) to (misspelled; should be too) (place period here; new sentence) so don't think you are getting over on them. That best friend or coworker of yours is enjoying your woman (end of sentence; new sentence) so when u get home and its wetter than usual and shes been fucking (place comma here) to (misspelled; should be too). (Also, improper sentence construction: no applicable verb or predicate.)
but this "guy" is undoubtably just another board troll and his bad grammar is less offensive than his idiotic questions/statements.
Gagambler doesn't seem to be the sharpest knife in the drawer
You teach English or just learning. commas etc don't mean shit.
I mean honestly, can anyone think of any other poster even close to as dumb as "single47"??? I can understand why he is "single" but I wonder about the "47" I am thinking it might be his IQ, but that sounds like bragging on his part. I would think his actual IQ is in the single digits.
Yes, and he called you "not the sharpest knife in the drawer," too! Can you spell irony? There is no doubt now, he/she is an.........
if you ask me I wouldn't mind my wife enjoying herself as well.
I read somewhere that the key to a successful marriage is that both are having great sex and none knows it.
What are you a Moron x 2?
It's just trolling, but answering because it's early and the family is still sleeping...
I love my wife. She and I raise our kids together and have great sex, though not as often as I'd like, and a few more BBBJ to CIM, ideally NQNS, would be great. But, you know, we both do what we can. There's nights when she probably wishes I was feeling more dominant, or less sleepy, or up for 20 minutes of oral, or whatever, too. But we work, are in our late 30s, have kids, and can't always be each other's fantasy. That is life. Good and bad.
So, while i love her more than anyone but me can ever understand, I also really enjoy having sex with other women who are not my wife. I pay them, and I do so without them ever knowing who I am (thanks, P411) so that there is no chance they will fuck up my life.
If my wife is hiring a pool boy to spice up the weekends when she tells me she's at a spa with her girlfriends, good for her. I'd rather not know, but I'd view it as a very reasonable choice.
Love isn't the same as sex. End of story.
The original poster sound like a dude talking way above his experience level, trying to get a rise. I have no reason to believe this will make an impression with him, but this is my honest response.
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I love my wife. She and I raise our kids together and have great sex, though not as often as I'd like, and a few more BBBJ to CIM, ideally NQNS, would be great. But, you know, we both do what we can. There's nights when she probably wishes I was feeling more dominant, or less sleepy, or up for 20 minutes of oral, or whatever, too. But we work, are in our late 30s, have kids, and can't always be each other's fantasy. That is life. Good and bad.
So, while i love her more than anyone but me can ever understand, I also really enjoy having sex with other women who are not my wife. I pay them, and I do so without them ever knowing who I am (thanks, P411) so that there is no chance they will fuck up my life.
If my wife is hiring a pool boy to spice up the weekends when she tells me she's at a spa with her girlfriends, good for her. I'd rather not know, but I'd view it as a very reasonable choice.
Love isn't the same as sex. End of story.
The original poster sound like a dude talking way above his experience level, trying to get a rise. I have no reason to believe this will make an impression with him, but this is my honest response.
-- Modified on 5/25/2013 5:56:59 AM
I guess we just get bored sometimes and hope someone with intelligence will actually read our words, and not just the troll that we are responding to.
Your answer makes perfect sense, It doesn't apply to me as I am happily divorced with no one to cheat on or have cheat on me, but your post still makes perfect sense from the perspective of a married guy, hookers are a hell of a lot better way to scratch that itch than having an affair, and a hell of a lot cheaper in the long run as well.
too friggen hilarious......keep it up.
Dungy, could you please try to get your head further up single47's ass
Glad you know so much about my SO, Single47.
So what?
You can have my wife, asshole.
You're meant for each other!
The best thing that ever happended to me was when she moved out three years ago!
The sooner the divorce can get finalized, the better!
She's an expensive drama queen (Histrionic Personality Disorder).
Good luck with her, you'll need it!
Blame her for your short comings. She found something better than you.