Ladies, have you ever been with someone very well endowed that when they pull out it's like your vagina was part of a suctioning device and once gone it makes noises that are very similar to farting noises?

If you have a huge dick, there is no need for a gasket since your circumference and the lucky lady getting fucked by your monster cock will produce enough female juices to serve as a natural gasket.

Adorable, really.  And, yes, queefs sound like farts but it's obvious they are not.  I was with an adorable young thing last summer and had been pumping quite vigorously when she queefed, then giggled.
Later, she asked that if I reviewed her I not mention the queef.  I promised I wouldn't and told her I understood if she was embarrassed by it.  She answered, "Oh, no.  It's just that some guys are really turned on by queefs and if they know I did it they'd expect me to queef with them.  But most of the time I can't."  I kept her queefy secret.

but it happens! It's just best to laugh it off and continue with the fun

Even random strangers can see something is wrong.  

Oh yeah, I seem to remember you mentioned this, I think when I posted about squirting while deep throating or something. I never googled the term.

Can't recall it ever happening to me, but I've never taken a HUGE member...like ever. If by 'well endowed' you would count seven inches and thicker than average, then yes, I have been with such men but no one ever got it all in. I know women who can queef on demand...seriously, it's hilarious.

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two sweaty  bellies are going at it.

At the risk of inviting board vitriol I am well endowed and have had this happen on occasion but not consistently, I'm guessing it's more a function of how guy and girl fit together more than the particular size/shape of either, and maybe other factors I'm sure I don't need to go into.  I'd also note that the noise doesn't turn me on but doesn't turn me off either...nothing to worry about, sometimes a  great symphony includes a French horn, sometimes not

Much less a giant one. That is the popular explanation. And it can happen after PV penetration. But I have experienced it many times, and have seen other women experience this; no penis (or any other projectile) in sight. I had one the other day in the office.  

No object needed, but there is a reason for that.

Yes, a friend of mine can do that.  She has amazing control of her vaginal muscles and can make them "swallow."

Udolt has been erratic lately and his posts have declined in quality.  A general decline in mental functioning combined with mood swings can result from that disease, which Udolt could easily have picked up during his foreign bareback adventures as a self-proclaimed "World Class Hobbyist," LOL!

The reason I'm so sure it's not from a big cock, is that I don't have a big cock and it's happened with me. I used to date a girl years ago that every time I'd go down on her she'd do it until I got going. I think it has something to do with excitement and contractions. But I can't substantiate that with any clear evidence.

Why don't you go stuff a fkin Turkey, Udo? Damn.

If you let him see he's pissed you off, it probably gives him wood.  Next time, just use some of this stuff

Or, interesting and amusing, anyway. But I know the accepted explanation is missing the full story.

I had a doubles partner who, by some caprice of nature, could queef “Flight of the Bumblebee” in a perfect A minor after a spirited round of doggie.

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A guy doesn't have to be big either. and they can be quite painful as it's trapped air-ouch!

It usually happens when a guy pulls all the way out and then back in during thrusting. This allows air in the va jay jay.

Cute story though!

xoxo,

Steph

But if you play that out of your p*ssy I will be OK with it.  As long as Rasha's doubles partner plays my tune and Rasha also yodels "Candy Man" while playing my skin flute.

But you have to do it while wearing the Slash "Cousin It" top hat and face-of-hair costume.

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vagina relaxes/expands to better receive the penis and then later tightens/contracts... Not the entire reason but part of it...  

..maybe that's why a botanist would be considered an expert on pussies ??

the classic paintings of orchids that look like pussies were done by Georgia O'Keeffe.  Most of her paintings of flowers made them resemble vaginas.  
http://www.pinterest.com/gracedukes/art-georgia-o-keeffe/

Actually, as teenagers, we used to do it on purpose by lifting our butts up and sucking air in. It was hilarious.

I've had guys fart during a bj...no way in fkin hell I am going anywhere NEAR their ass. Have you people no self control? Just SQUEEZE...geez lol.

I don't know why, but I have tears going down my face from laughing at that one.  Geez, thats funny.

after a wet fart. You're disgusting.

Wait, I thought I did NOT work and just posted 24/7, per your last post? WHich is it, dumb ass? Hate to break it to ya, but many of my 'fellow providers' think CIM is gross, would never do it, and have said as such. I did not go crying and calling them judgmental just because they find a service I provide, disgusting. I hang out with women who ONLY do cbj. That's not a judgment, it's simply stating they find the 'service' gross, not always the provider doing it. Sorry that online education you never got since coming to the states did not explain the difference lol.  

Queefed before. The first time it happened I was utterly MORTIFIED. I ran out of the room lolol. I had no idea why my kitty decided to start talking to me, and in such a foul language at that.

Queefing while some dude is banging the hell outta' you is different than farting, lol. In that case, I squeeze really hard so the fucker finishes as fast as possible, lol.

I didn't any hooker bashing here…

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