Ladies, have you ever been with someone very well endowed that when they pull out it's like your vagina was part of a suctioning device and once gone it makes noises that are very similar to farting noises?
Gentlemen (who are well endowed) - have you pulled out and then continued to hear noises similar to farts?
This happened to me, they were not farts. They were coming from the vagina area not the back
If you have a huge dick, there is no need for a gasket since your circumference and the lucky lady getting fucked by your monster cock will produce enough female juices to serve as a natural gasket.
No air can get beyond a monster dick and a well lubed pussy since every woman loves a giant dick stuffed in her pussy
Udolt has been erratic lately and his posts have declined in quality. A general decline in mental functioning combined with mood swings can result from that disease, which Udolt could easily have picked up during his foreign bareback adventures as a self-proclaimed "World Class Hobbyist," LOL!
Adorable, really. And, yes, queefs sound like farts but it's obvious they are not. I was with an adorable young thing last summer and had been pumping quite vigorously when she queefed, then giggled. Later, she asked that if I reviewed her I not mention the queef. I promised I wouldn't and told her I understood if she was embarrassed by it. She answered, "Oh, no. It's just that some guys are really turned on by queefs and if they know I did it they'd expect me to queef with them. But most of the time I can't." I kept her queefy secret.
Oh yeah, I seem to remember you mentioned this, I think when I posted about squirting while deep throating or something. I never googled the term.
Ha, yeah there are still many firsts for me, I keep urban dictionary bookmarked. It's a bit embarrassing definitely, I don't want to come across as having a flatulence problem
Can't recall it ever happening to me, but I've never taken a HUGE member...like ever. If by 'well endowed' you would count seven inches and thicker than average, then yes, I have been with such men but no one ever got it all in. I know women who can queef on demand...seriously, it's hilarious.
Much less a giant one. That is the popular explanation. And it can happen after PV penetration. But I have experienced it many times, and have seen other women experience this; no penis (or any other projectile) in sight. I had one the other day in the office.
But if you play that out of your p*ssy I will be OK with it. As long as Rasha's doubles partner plays my tune and Rasha also yodels "Candy Man" while playing my skin flute.
But if you play that out of your p*ssy I will be OK with it. As long as Rasha's doubles partner plays my tune and Rasha also yodels "Candy Man" while playing my skin flute.
At the risk of inviting board vitriol I am well endowed and have had this happen on occasion but not consistently, I'm guessing it's more a function of how guy and girl fit together more than the particular size/shape of either, and maybe other factors I'm sure I don't need to go into. I'd also note that the noise doesn't turn me on but doesn't turn me off either...nothing to worry about, sometimes a great symphony includes a French horn, sometimes not
By the way, I'm now convinced Udo is 14 and desperately in need of close parental supervision.
The reason I'm so sure it's not from a big cock, is that I don't have a big cock and it's happened with me. I used to date a girl years ago that every time I'd go down on her she'd do it until I got going. I think it has something to do with excitement and contractions. But I can't substantiate that with any clear evidence.
Actually, as teenagers, we used to do it on purpose by lifting our butts up and sucking air in. It was hilarious.
(Us women are probably more gross than men when they hang out, lol.)
So… yeah, that's normal. You hear it on porn every now and then, and had that happen during an entire appointment. He kept pulling it out all the way, then shoving it in, and it just kept pushing more air in there and I couldn't do anything about it.
I finally said, "Hold on. I gotta' let some of this air you're pushing in me out. It's embarrassing" lol.
And let it quietly release so it did't make farting noises, lol.
Queefing while some dude is banging the hell outta' you is different than farting, lol. In that case, I squeeze really hard so the fucker finishes as fast as possible, lol.
(When I said exercises, we were sucking air into our Vaj's)
Queefed before. The first time it happened I was utterly MORTIFIED. I ran out of the room lolol. I had no idea why my kitty decided to start talking to me, and in such a foul language at that.
Now when it happens I just laugh it off and switch positions. Some guys are really into it. Sometimes air gets in there and needs to come out. No biggie, I'll take a queef over the infamous bj fart any day lol.
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