I hope that all you Fathers are Having a wonderful day, Spoil yourselves!!

Does that make you a... Motherfucker?
Well...
Happy Motherfucker's Day!!!!

HAPPY FATHER'S DAY!!

Based on how many hobbyists on this site unnecessarily waste money, my guess is that there are more Baby Daddies than Fathers on this site.  

but he is the clear leader in this months SPOTM, despite some pretty tough competition, I don't see anyone else with a chance this month unless he completely breaks down in the stretch.

I am a good father and saw my son for brunch today to talk about our good father son relationship. We quickly talked of the past, when my son turned 18 years old, I took him to Tijuana's Zona Norte district where prostitution is all legal. He went bareback with so many girls and was hoping that he would be able to knock up a few Mexican women as long as he did not have to pay child support.

A year or two ago I posted the suggestion that Fathers Day be renmaed Motherfuckers Day (as Yogi said, "you could look it up.").  It didn't catch on, but with The Hound behind it, who knows?  Go forth, my son, and spread the word!

and I am amazed that you claim to have an adult son, you don't sound like you are much older that 18 yourself.

Are you sure you aren't really some guy named Udo's son, and you managed to hack into your dad's TER account?

AAR, you are still way out in front in this month's SPOTM. I'll be sure to let London know that she will owe you a two hour "free"  fuck session. I can't promise you that you won't be the catcher instead of the pitcher though, but as long as it's free I am sure you won't care too much, right?

I assume your idiocy is offered in humor and I must say I enjoy it.  You are a troll, but an entertaining one and I hope you continue to post your silly shit.
The only problem with it, as Gambler said recently, is if someone believes you really do the silly shit you describe and then try to emulate you.  But I'll admit they'd have to be pretty fucking stupid.

but of course I did it damn near 40 years ago, well before anyone had ever heard of aids.

but I am sure that the Udon'tuseacondom clan is very selective of just which $20 Chica they choose to bareback with, I am sure you know that you can tell just by looking at them which ones are safe. They just have that clean look to them. rofl

Well, what a pleasant surprise! You are a charming lady with class. xo

Unless you are lying when you say you do BBFS to as many women as you can. Oh wait, I shouldn't be rude and assume... I am sure you keep tabs on all the girls you screw for at least 9 months, right? Just to be certain no lil Udo's are running around.

Keep in mind, Udo is a troll.  Everything he writes is fiction.  Enjoy it as if you were reading "War and Peace."

The problem is that Udo has apparently run out of whatever material he had, and in an effort to stay shocking , has become even more boring.  Really bad fiction.

LOL baby daddy  
baby mama
just like that Jerry Povitch Show
I never was a dad. I would have been a good one.

Hope you Dads got what you REALLY wanted for Fathers Day

A nice Little card from your wife that says :::