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SqueezeMyLemon12 2184 reads
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Any of you fellas ever been on a “sexcation”? You know, packing your bags just for fun.

My hometown’s basically dead right now, and the girls rolling through aren’t really my type. Latinas though… especially colombian mamacitas, that’s my kryptonite. That accent… instant heat.  

Thinking California might be a good spot

QueenBia See my TER Reviews 61 reads
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2 / 49

California is the best. I travel up and down the coast. Mexico 🇲🇽 is not far. Options.  

You soy Latina! 😻 💃🏽 besos 💋

1angelinajones See my TER Reviews 86 reads
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3 / 49

"Onє  must  truℓy  єxpєriєncє  an    
© "Angєℓinacation"  at
ℓєast  oncє  in  thєir  ℓifє!"

 
I'vє  єnjoyєd  many  ℓuxury  vacations  with  
Cℓients  as  it's  єxciting  &   I'm  attєntivє  yєt
unobtrusivєℓy  ℓaid-back"

Let’s meet and create an indelible rendezvous!

 
Seductively Yours,
Xo Angєℓina Jonєs

 
Email:
[email protected]

SqueezeMyLemon12 55 reads
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4 / 49

Ladies, please no ads. I wanna hear from the fellas if they have any experience in doing something similar

-- Modified on 10/21/2025 9:13:26 AM

netnoy 80 Reviews 91 reads
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5 / 49

If that's your type go to the source.

hehitshewins 82 reads
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6 / 49

I’ve never done a tour where I hop around to different states and cities to see escorts. I’ve found if I want a sexcation, going overseas is best. When I went to DR, the cost to travel and stay there was trivial enough that the savings to see hot as fuck escorts made it seem like nothing. When I went, they had clubs that were like strip joints but they all were there for fucking. However, if you want GFE experiences, you’re likely better off in the US. These hot chicas didn’t speak much English and they were about sucking and fucking and being done.

coeur-de-lion 400 Reviews 62 reads
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7 / 49

I have gone out of state and taken a provider with me (mostly Hawaii) and I have stayed in SoCal, where I live, set my home base up downtown at the Ritz Carlton (plenty of restaurants and bars nearby) and saw 7 different providers over the course of 8 days, some outcall to me, and a few others I went to a provider's incall.  Why not 8 providers in 8 days, you ask?  Because I repeated with one a few days after the first time I saw her.  

 
In Hawaii, I usually stay at the Four Seasons on Maui.  I get up early, have breakfast with the lady, then go play golf.  She can go to the pool, the beach, or the spa.  She can also catch up on any sleep she has missed the night before.  When I come back, we do things together for the rest of the day.  I will spend one whole day with her, shopping and sightseeing, and will set up dinner through the concierge on a raised platform at the beach one or two nights with the waves breaking just underneath us.  These are candlelight and romance nights rather than just the usual provider sex.  The ladies always appreciate the effort for something a little different.  

SqueezeMyLemon12 49 reads
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8 / 49

I feel like my white ass will stick out like a sore thumb. Is it safe for gringos to walk around?

SqueezeMyLemon12 63 reads
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9 / 49

The less English they know the better haha. I’ve always found them to reasonably priced and a good experience

SqueezeMyLemon12 51 reads
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10 / 49

Lucky ladies haha

What’s the scene like in SoCal? Plenty of mamacitas to go around?  Any site recommendations?

QueenBia See my TER Reviews 55 reads
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11 / 49

Downtown LA Ritz Is tits.  

If you can’t afford LA venture to TJ. You don’t need to speak Spanish to survive. I escort people who are afraid to venture of on their own. I was simply offering my expertise as being a top rated Latina on this site. I have been to hedonistic countries and played on different levels. We are all not created equal.  

I have been on this board for 20 years and played in Southern California the majority of my adult life. If you want a Latina that does not communicate you’re stating your character. Thanks for sharing.

netnoy 80 Reviews 53 reads
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12 / 49

I have local friends so it's easier for me to stay in the safe areas.  But, Cali, Bogata are all touristy areas.  So a nice beach resort in Cali with a beautiful woman with you every night is not uncommon.  I just wouldn't wander too far into local territory and keep up to date with anything on the State Department website for travel advisories.

coeur-de-lion 400 Reviews 58 reads
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13 / 49

In SoCal.  Los Angeles, Orange County and San Diego all have vibrant scenes for hobbyists with plenty of choices, including many beautiful Latinas.   Two popular choices have already posted on this thread.  (Don't be put off by the aggressive marketing, it's common in SoCal).  An Advanced VIP Search of Reviews will reveal many more that are currently active here.   All of the active provider profiles have links to their websites, pricing info and reviews.  If you don't have VIP, you should get it so you will have access to every bit of information.  For non-VIP members, some info is blocked.  The cost is minimal and, IMO, necessary in finding girls that are exactly what you want.  

Hpygolky 232 Reviews 50 reads
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14 / 49

But if you're looking for that " colombian mamacitas" who is kinda of a "Cochina" ,then LA might be your best bet.
And even in LA, it will depend on what part of LA, could be the Valley, which is good spot or the IE. It depends on where you're at and how far are you willing to drive.
I'd stay away from the southern part of the OC,

SqueezeMyLemon12 50 reads
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15 / 49

If I may ask what do you mean by “cochina”? I looked it up and says it can mean dirty of filthy. Like in a good way? haha

I’m thinking of starting in San Diego and moving my way up north

inicky46 61 Reviews 65 reads
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16 / 49

I haven't been there in almost ten years but over the years have had some epic times there.
And, of course, there's also Costa Rica! If you're flying from the East Coast CR is only a couple of hours farther than LV.

Hpygolky 232 Reviews 61 reads
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17 / 49

Its guy talk...its like when me and my homies meet up we'd say something to the affect, "Homes, she's a pinche cochina, wey".....lol

SqueezeMyLemon12 56 reads
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18 / 49

awesome, I’ll add it to my bucket list

SqueezeMyLemon12 52 reads
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19 / 49

now thats what I’m talking about haha

holystonethedeck 104 Reviews 56 reads
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PistolPetey 87 reads
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21 / 49

Four times in the last three years I've traveled out of state to see ladies who have caught my eye and that I felt compelled to meet. It was all pre-planned so I didn't take a trip somewhere and then figure out who I'd see.

 
Twice I flew to Florida and met two ladies each trip.

 
Once I took a longer flight to Salt Lake City to meet an amazing gal for a 4 hour dinner date.

 
I took an 8 hour drive to Tennessee to meet two providers there.

 
All the trips were home runs and I had great times. I have limited availability to travel solo so I have taken advantage of it when it happens.

Lt_FrankDrebin 10 Reviews 49 reads
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22 / 49

Wait a minute here. Are you serious?

All this time, I thought it was a school in York.  
What a fool I’ve been.  

Oh Well, as they say in France, saveahtree!

impposter 49 Reviews 60 reads
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23 / 49

20+ posts and no one has mentioned the Philippines? OK. I just did.
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No personal experience there, but I have read many positive opinions on TER. ... Be sure to update any reports with the latest State Department / World News / Travel advisories, etc..

Posted By: SqueezeMyLemon12

Any of you fellas ever been on a “sexcation”? You know, packing your bags just for fun.  
   
 My hometown’s basically dead right now, and the girls rolling through aren’t really my type. Latinas though… especially colombian mamacitas, that’s my kryptonite. That accent… instant heat.  
   
 Thinking California might be a good spot

hehitshewins 69 reads
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24 / 49
SqueezeMyLemon12 67 reads
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25 / 49

I’m thinking of going to Florida next, there’s some serious Brazilian talent there.

QueenBia See my TER Reviews 77 reads
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26 / 49

I love 💗 dirty talk!  
 
My Abuelita used to call me a dirty girl. Cochina

Filthy -now it’s a true compliment.  

-- Modified on 10/22/2025 7:41:35 AM

impposter 49 Reviews 61 reads
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27 / 49

Doh! I'm still thinking of the 350 year history of the strong Spanish influence over the Philippines as a colony.  I have known people from the Philippines who spoke Spanish. I assumed as their first language but maybe it was 2nd or 3rd?
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Just checking now ... Spanish is spoken by less than 6% of the Philippines population. I thought it was higher. Maybe it's distributed into more urban areas?
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Anyway, that's why I was thinking that some Philippinas might whisper "Hay Papi!" to the OP. Maybe not as many as I thought.

Posted By: hehitshewins
Re: Maybe because he said he likes Latinas?
(And there are also debates about Latin vs Hispanic: Latin from Latin America vs Hispanic from Espana and its more direct territories. There are many indigenous languages in Latin America, just like the Philippines, but many countries have lots of Spanish speakers. Maybe some of the other Philippine non-Spanish speakers can speak Filipino or Cebuano with an accent that will curl his toes.)

hehitshewins 56 reads
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28 / 49


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geminiman10 110 Reviews 84 reads
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29 / 49

I'm fortunate since I have a job that gives me national responsibility and therefore I have access to all parts of the country to visit the best agencies, amps, independents and even pornstars, with my kryptonite being HYA's and Eastern Europeans.  So my sexcation is pretty much every time I go on a business trip 2-3 times per month, I work hard during the day and even harder at night!  If I had to pick one area to tour though it would definitely be CA and Las Vegas - so you're on the right track - So. Cal is my favorite for every variety I mentioned and has plenty of the beautiful Latinas you're looking for - I grew up in L.A. so while I love a beautiful Latina I've had my lifetime quota.  Start in San Diego, work your way up to Orange & L.A Counties, hit Vegas and end up in No Cal. or vice-versa - specifically San Jose and San Mateo are a hot bed of talent in No. Cal.  Give yourself a solid 2 weeks if you're going to drive to each area...safe travels!

-- Modified on 10/28/2025 6:59:53 PM

SqueezeMyLemon12 49 reads
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30 / 49

Exactly what I’m looking for! Thanks

BigPapasan 3 Reviews 63 reads
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mrfisher 115 Reviews 59 reads
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SqueezeMyLemon12 59 reads
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33 / 49

I guess you can say I’m California Dreamin’

BigPapasan 3 Reviews 58 reads
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snafu929 20 Reviews 83 reads
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35 / 49

...Full service strip joints, full service retail massage joints (latina, chicom and K-girl) and a few escorts but things are very cheap including lodging, meals and the bars.   Mid level  accomodation for $60/night, rental cars for $30/day unlimited mileage, 12oz ribeye and a couple drinks for $30, $5 beers...Progresso is right across the bridge.  Park your car for $2 and a 5 minute walk.

hehitshewins 60 reads
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hehitshewins 62 reads
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Usually, when prices are that low, there’s a reason.

 
I live in LA. If I really wanted, I can find lodging, a meal, and a dime store hooker in South Central. 50/50 chance I make it home unscathed. 10% chance I never make it home. But 100% chance I save a boat ton of money.

snafu929 20 Reviews 56 reads
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38 / 49

There is a very good reason, actually.  Nearly the whole valley is swarmed with cheap ass senior citizens every winter who have chosen to spend the winters there because the cost of living is so cheap.  $40-$50K will put a retiree couple into a fully furnished park model in any one of a hundred 55+ parks around the valley.  You can rent a whole season for $4K.

I'm not telling people that they should go there, just that it IS there.  The OP was looking for a sexcation and mentioned Latinas.  Latina pussy everywhere and 30 minutes from the beaches of South Padre Island.  The closer you get to the water, the more expensive it is.  If you want to drop down to a Motel 6, now you're in the $40/night range actually.  $60+ will put you into a Airb&b and maybe even a pool.  

Of all the folks that want to mock it, lol.  For some reason, there seems to be an unexplainably high ratio of girls with dicks.  Might be right up your...(alley?)!

hehitshewins 59 reads
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39 / 49

You really that brittle that you had to make it personal? Lol. Such a small man who can’t handle the smallest of jokes. You act like I called your personal home a Motel 6 or said something suggesting your cheap ass would only pay for these type of things. Grow some thicker skin and stop behaving like a toddler.

snafu929 20 Reviews 89 reads
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40 / 49

Some dude asks about finding a place where he can go simply to have sex and I offered a domestic location where the dollar stretches very far.  Orlando or San Diego offer much of the same but at substantially higher overhead costs.  
The catch with sarcasm is that its supposed to by funny or humorous.  Try better I guess??

hehitshewins 56 reads
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How did you jump to offensive? I didn’t use the word “you” or say your name. I simply pointed out that what you described sounded like a Motel 6 and a Denny’s and that there usually is a reason something is that cheap. The best part, you agreed there was a reason and even explained what the reason is. But you still took offense to it?

 
Pause for a second. Read what I wrote again. And please, by all means explain how I offended you.

snafu929 20 Reviews 63 reads
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You chose to come up with what is in your mind, comparable.  Then you state there's a 50/50 chance to make it home unscathed, 90% survivable.  That's pretty insulting to an area and the people that live or vacation there and condescending as fuck.  As far as  going anywhere in any city, if you've only got a 50/50 chance of not getting being unable to take care of yourself and a 10% chance of not surviving, that says much more about you than anything I could come up with.  

hehitshewins 65 reads
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My example was simply to point out an experience I am more familiar with and how there is a catch. In no way was I even remotely suggesting that would be the case with your town in Texas. I know nothing about the place. Your problem is you assume the worst and jump to conclusions, and then sling mud like a toddler. Grow the fuck up.

snafu929 20 Reviews 54 reads
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...you were that kid in school that didn't have the wisdom to keep his mouth in check nor the ability or stones to back it up when he couldn't.  I'm from northern Minnesota, so the RGV isn't my "town" or area.  This isn't about me slinging mud, it's about you saying stupid shit and dropping into the fetal position when someone pushes back on your bullshit.  

I have a suggestion for you.  When you're thinking about taking a swipe at someone, don't.  It never goes well for you.  

hehitshewins 57 reads
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It’s so funny when you try to act like a tough guy. I get it. You’re brave behind the keyboard. It’s also humorous that you act like pointing out it’s not the town you’re from is a win. You brought the town up, and you even went into details about the town. You are obviously familiar with it which is all that matters in this debate. How you manage to tie your own shoelaces with that pea brain of yours is a real tongue twister.

snafu929 20 Reviews 59 reads
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...into a saltier part of town without getting beat up, that tells us all we need to know.  It's not about being tough, it's about being seen as someone who can handle themselves rather than a victim in waiting.  FWIW and it should be obvious, SW Texas is not a town.  The valley/RGV (both mentioned previously) is about 100 miles long and made up of 4 counties  It's a region with about 4200 sq miles and 2.5 million people.  I'm very familiar with it as it's because it's a very fucking cheap and fun place to visit.  In addition to cheap lodging, booze, food and pussy there's also pretty damn good year round fishing and if a guy wants to go out and shoot some wild hogs or nilgai.  
And like home in N. Minnesota, if a guy wants to walk around wearing a handgun, nobody gives a fuck.  

coeur-de-lion 400 Reviews 68 reads
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47 / 49

a few days off.  He let you slide on your nonsensical mixed metaphor.  

inicky46 61 Reviews 58 reads
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48 / 49

but you must recall his mission: Grammar. That does not extend to mixed metaphors. You will have to resurrect Conan's old colleague, Rhetorical Butler.

Falcons1 20 Reviews 57 reads
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Big fan of Thailand and the Philippines. I have not been to Thailand in about eight years but I've been three times and GFE was an understatement. They will hang out with you as long as you would like and I love to waking up to a BJ.  Normally go to breakfast with them and then do something fun together like rent jet skis or go snorkeling. I will be going back next year.
Really love the Philippines and went a few years . I am Heading there next month for a couple weeks and hope there's still as fun and GFE as I remember.
A long time go to for me has been South Florida. If a variety is the spice of life I find it really spicy there

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