I love đ dirty talk!
My Abuelita used to call me a dirty girl. Cochina
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Any of you fellas ever been on a âsexcationâ? You know, packing your bags just for fun.
My hometownâs basically dead right now, and the girls rolling through arenât really my type. Latinas though⌠especially colombian mamacitas, thatâs my kryptonite. That accent⌠instant heat.
Thinking California might be a good spot
California is the best. I travel up and down the coast. Mexico đ˛đ˝ is not far. Options.
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"OnŃ must truây ŃxpŃriŃncŃ an
Š "AngŃâinacation" at
âŃast oncŃ in thŃir âifŃ!"
I'vŃ ŃnjoyŃd many âuxury vacations with
Câients as it's Ńxciting & I'm attŃntivŃ yŃt
unobtrusivŃây âaid-back"
Letâs meet and create an indelible rendezvous!
Seductively Yours,
Xo AngŃâina JonŃs
Email:
[email protected]
Ladies, please no ads. I wanna hear from the fellas if they have any experience in doing something similar
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If that's your type go to the source.
I feel like my white ass will stick out like a sore thumb. Is it safe for gringos to walk around?
I have local friends so it's easier for me to stay in the safe areas. But, Cali, Bogata are all touristy areas. So a nice beach resort in Cali with a beautiful woman with you every night is not uncommon. I just wouldn't wander too far into local territory and keep up to date with anything on the State Department website for travel advisories.
awesome, Iâll add it to my bucket list
Columbia is a city in Maryland.
Wait a minute here. Are you serious?
All this time, I thought it was a school in York.
What a fool Iâve been.
Oh Well, as they say in France, saveahtree!
Iâve never done a tour where I hop around to different states and cities to see escorts. Iâve found if I want a sexcation, going overseas is best. When I went to DR, the cost to travel and stay there was trivial enough that the savings to see hot as fuck escorts made it seem like nothing. When I went, they had clubs that were like strip joints but they all were there for fucking. However, if you want GFE experiences, youâre likely better off in the US. These hot chicas didnât speak much English and they were about sucking and fucking and being done.
The less English they know the better haha. Iâve always found them to reasonably priced and a good experience
I have gone out of state and taken a provider with me (mostly Hawaii) and I have stayed in SoCal, where I live, set my home base up downtown at the Ritz Carlton (plenty of restaurants and bars nearby) and saw 7 different providers over the course of 8 days, some outcall to me, and a few others I went to a provider's incall. Why not 8 providers in 8 days, you ask? Because I repeated with one a few days after the first time I saw her.
In Hawaii, I usually stay at the Four Seasons on Maui. I get up early, have breakfast with the lady, then go play golf. She can go to the pool, the beach, or the spa. She can also catch up on any sleep she has missed the night before. When I come back, we do things together for the rest of the day. I will spend one whole day with her, shopping and sightseeing, and will set up dinner through the concierge on a raised platform at the beach one or two nights with the waves breaking just underneath us. These are candlelight and romance nights rather than just the usual provider sex. The ladies always appreciate the effort for something a little different.
Lucky ladies haha
Whatâs the scene like in SoCal? Plenty of mamacitas to go around? Any site recommendations?
Downtown LA Ritz Is tits.
If you canât afford LA venture to TJ. You donât need to speak Spanish to survive. I escort people who are afraid to venture of on their own. I was simply offering my expertise as being a top rated Latina on this site. I have been to hedonistic countries and played on different levels. We are all not created equal.
I have been on this board for 20 years and played in Southern California the majority of my adult life. If you want a Latina that does not communicate youâre stating your character. Thanks for sharing.
In SoCal. Los Angeles, Orange County and San Diego all have vibrant scenes for hobbyists with plenty of choices, including many beautiful Latinas. Two popular choices have already posted on this thread. (Don't be put off by the aggressive marketing, it's common in SoCal). An Advanced VIP Search of Reviews will reveal many more that are currently active here. All of the active provider profiles have links to their websites, pricing info and reviews. If you don't have VIP, you should get it so you will have access to every bit of information. For non-VIP members, some info is blocked. The cost is minimal and, IMO, necessary in finding girls that are exactly what you want.
But if you're looking for that " colombian mamacitas" who is kinda of a "Cochina" ,then LA might be your best bet.
And even in LA, it will depend on what part of LA, could be the Valley, which is good spot or the IE. It depends on where you're at and how far are you willing to drive.
I'd stay away from the southern part of the OC,
If I may ask what do you mean by âcochinaâ? I looked it up and says it can mean dirty of filthy. Like in a good way? haha
Iâm thinking of starting in San Diego and moving my way up north
Its guy talk...its like when me and my homies meet up we'd say something to the affect, "Homes, she's a pinche cochina, wey".....lol
now thats what Iâm talking about haha
I love đ dirty talk!
My Abuelita used to call me a dirty girl. Cochina
Filthy -now itâs a true compliment.
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I haven't been there in almost ten years but over the years have had some epic times there.
And, of course, there's also Costa Rica! If you're flying from the East Coast CR is only a couple of hours farther than LV.
Four times in the last three years I've traveled out of state to see ladies who have caught my eye and that I felt compelled to meet. It was all pre-planned so I didn't take a trip somewhere and then figure out who I'd see.
Twice I flew to Florida and met two ladies each trip.
Once I took a longer flight to Salt Lake City to meet an amazing gal for a 4 hour dinner date.
I took an 8 hour drive to Tennessee to meet two providers there.
All the trips were home runs and I had great times. I have limited availability to travel solo so I have taken advantage of it when it happens.
Iâm thinking of going to Florida next, thereâs some serious Brazilian talent there.
20+ posts and no one has mentioned the Philippines? OK. I just did.
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No personal experience there, but I have read many positive opinions on TER. ... Be sure to update any reports with the latest State Department / World News / Travel advisories, etc..
Any of you fellas ever been on a âsexcationâ? You know, packing your bags just for fun.
My hometownâs basically dead right now, and the girls rolling through arenât really my type. Latinas though⌠especially colombian mamacitas, thatâs my kryptonite. That accent⌠instant heat.
Thinking California might be a good spot
Doh! I'm still thinking of the 350 year history of the strong Spanish influence over the Philippines as a colony. I have known people from the Philippines who spoke Spanish. I assumed as their first language but maybe it was 2nd or 3rd?
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Just checking now ... Spanish is spoken by less than 6% of the Philippines population. I thought it was higher. Maybe it's distributed into more urban areas?
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Anyway, that's why I was thinking that some Philippinas might whisper "Hay Papi!" to the OP. Maybe not as many as I thought.
I'm fortunate since I have a job that gives me national responsibility and therefore I have access to all parts of the country to visit the best agencies, amps, independents and even pornstars, with my kryptonite being HYA's and Eastern Europeans. So my sexcation is pretty much every time I go on a business trip 2-3 times per month, I work hard during the day and even harder at night! If I had to pick one area to tour though it would definitely be CA and Las Vegas - so you're on the right track - So. Cal is my favorite for every variety I mentioned and has plenty of the beautiful Latinas you're looking for - I grew up in L.A. so while I love a beautiful Latina I've had my lifetime quota. Start in San Diego, work your way up to Orange & L.A Counties, hit Vegas and end up in No Cal. or vice-versa - specifically San Jose and San Mateo are a hot bed of talent in No. Cal. Give yourself a solid 2 weeks if you're going to drive to each area...safe travels!
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Exactly what Iâm looking for! Thanks
I guess you can say Iâm California Dreaminâ
...Full service strip joints, full service retail massage joints (latina, chicom and K-girl) and a few escorts but things are very cheap including lodging, meals and the bars. Mid level accomodation for $60/night, rental cars for $30/day unlimited mileage, 12oz ribeye and a couple drinks for $30, $5 beers...Progresso is right across the bridge. Park your car for $2 and a 5 minute walk.
Usually, when prices are that low, thereâs a reason.
I live in LA. If I really wanted, I can find lodging, a meal, and a dime store hooker in South Central. 50/50 chance I make it home unscathed. 10% chance I never make it home. But 100% chance I save a boat ton of money.
There is a very good reason, actually. Nearly the whole valley is swarmed with cheap ass senior citizens every winter who have chosen to spend the winters there because the cost of living is so cheap. $40-$50K will put a retiree couple into a fully furnished park model in any one of a hundred 55+ parks around the valley. You can rent a whole season for $4K.
I'm not telling people that they should go there, just that it IS there. The OP was looking for a sexcation and mentioned Latinas. Latina pussy everywhere and 30 minutes from the beaches of South Padre Island. The closer you get to the water, the more expensive it is. If you want to drop down to a Motel 6, now you're in the $40/night range actually. $60+ will put you into a Airb&b and maybe even a pool.
Of all the folks that want to mock it, lol. For some reason, there seems to be an unexplainably high ratio of girls with dicks. Might be right up your...(alley?)!
You really that brittle that you had to make it personal? Lol. Such a small man who canât handle the smallest of jokes. You act like I called your personal home a Motel 6 or said something suggesting your cheap ass would only pay for these type of things. Grow some thicker skin and stop behaving like a toddler.
Some dude asks about finding a place where he can go simply to have sex and I offered a domestic location where the dollar stretches very far. Orlando or San Diego offer much of the same but at substantially higher overhead costs.
The catch with sarcasm is that its supposed to by funny or humorous. Try better I guess??
How did you jump to offensive? I didnât use the word âyouâ or say your name. I simply pointed out that what you described sounded like a Motel 6 and a Dennyâs and that there usually is a reason something is that cheap. The best part, you agreed there was a reason and even explained what the reason is. But you still took offense to it?
Pause for a second. Read what I wrote again. And please, by all means explain how I offended you.
You chose to come up with what is in your mind, comparable. Then you state there's a 50/50 chance to make it home unscathed, 90% survivable. That's pretty insulting to an area and the people that live or vacation there and condescending as fuck. As far as going anywhere in any city, if you've only got a 50/50 chance of not getting being unable to take care of yourself and a 10% chance of not surviving, that says much more about you than anything I could come up with.
My example was simply to point out an experience I am more familiar with and how there is a catch. In no way was I even remotely suggesting that would be the case with your town in Texas. I know nothing about the place. Your problem is you assume the worst and jump to conclusions, and then sling mud like a toddler. Grow the fuck up.
...you were that kid in school that didn't have the wisdom to keep his mouth in check nor the ability or stones to back it up when he couldn't. I'm from northern Minnesota, so the RGV isn't my "town" or area. This isn't about me slinging mud, it's about you saying stupid shit and dropping into the fetal position when someone pushes back on your bullshit.
I have a suggestion for you. When you're thinking about taking a swipe at someone, don't. It never goes well for you.
Itâs so funny when you try to act like a tough guy. I get it. Youâre brave behind the keyboard. Itâs also humorous that you act like pointing out itâs not the town youâre from is a win. You brought the town up, and you even went into details about the town. You are obviously familiar with it which is all that matters in this debate. How you manage to tie your own shoelaces with that pea brain of yours is a real tongue twister.
...into a saltier part of town without getting beat up, that tells us all we need to know. It's not about being tough, it's about being seen as someone who can handle themselves rather than a victim in waiting. FWIW and it should be obvious, SW Texas is not a town. The valley/RGV (both mentioned previously) is about 100 miles long and made up of 4 counties It's a region with about 4200 sq miles and 2.5 million people. I'm very familiar with it as it's because it's a very fucking cheap and fun place to visit. In addition to cheap lodging, booze, food and pussy there's also pretty damn good year round fishing and if a guy wants to go out and shoot some wild hogs or nilgai.
And like home in N. Minnesota, if a guy wants to walk around wearing a handgun, nobody gives a fuck.
a few days off. He let you slide on your nonsensical mixed metaphor.
but you must recall his mission: Grammar. That does not extend to mixed metaphors. You will have to resurrect Conan's old colleague, Rhetorical Butler.
Big fan of Thailand and the Philippines. I have not been to Thailand in about eight years but I've been three times and GFE was an understatement. They will hang out with you as long as you would like and I love to waking up to a BJ. Normally go to breakfast with them and then do something fun together like rent jet skis or go snorkeling. I will be going back next year.
Really love the Philippines and went a few years . I am Heading there next month for a couple weeks and hope there's still as fun and GFE as I remember.
A long time go to for me has been South Florida. If a variety is the spice of life I find it really spicy there