: TER General Board Discussion : Re: This one trumps all those put together

Udo 2271 reads

posted 13 years ago

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I am a decent looking man that is in good physical shape and not old. Therefore, I don't want to pay much more than $160 a session since I look good physically and don't present too many challenges to the provider.

On the other hand, I feel that old hobbyists, grossly overweight guys, mentally challenged and guys with physical disabilities should have to pay more money to hobby. It would be similar to the way life insurance rates are setup in this country.

I think that a provider really earns her "Jimmy Cho shoe money" or "Exotic vacation abroad money" when having to service a hobbyist that has the "Perfecta" of old age and physical disability such as missing limbs or being in a wheelchair. Providers are not your family and not your wives so this probably grosses the women out to service these men that should give up the hobby. You grossly overweight slobs are not at all attractive to women either.

My tiered system:

Pay more for old age (sagging skin, gray haired balls, wrinkles, old man smell and ugly age spots)
Pay more for being overweight (fat pockets, double chin, excessive sweating and body odor)
Pay more for physical disability (missing limbs and wheelchairs are not sexy!)
Pay more for mental disability (it is pretty wide)

This is how life insurance rates are based and maybe so the rates the providers should charge for services.

London Rayne See my TER Reviews 840 reads

posted 13 years ago

2 / 33

SHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK UUUUUUUUUUUUUUP! eom.

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inicky46 61 Reviews 811 reads

posted 13 years ago

3 / 33

Penn Gillette has some words for you.

Posted By: Udo

I am a decent looking man that is in good physical shape and not old. Therefore, I don't want to pay much more than $160 a session since I look good physically and don't present too many challenges to the provider.

On the other hand, I feel that old hobbyists, grossly overweight guys, mentally challenged and guys with physical disabilities should have to pay more money to hobby. It would be similar to the way life insurance rates are setup in this country.

I think that a provider really earns her "Jimmy Cho shoe money" or "Exotic vacation abroad money" when having to service a hobbyist that has the "Perfecta" of old age and physical disability such as missing limbs or being in a wheelchair. Providers are not your family and not your wives so this probably grosses the women out to service these men that should give up the hobby. You grossly overweight slobs are not at all attractive to women either.

My tiered system:

Pay more for old age (sagging skin, gray haired balls, wrinkles, old man smell and ugly age spots)
Pay more for being overweight (fat pockets, double chin, excessive sweating and body odor)
Pay more for physical disability (missing limbs and wheelchairs are not sexy!)
Pay more for mental disability (it is pretty wide)

This is how life insurance rates are based and maybe so the rates the providers should charge for services.

leveille See my TER Reviews 766 reads

posted 13 years ago

4 / 33

YOU HAVE GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING

you're a troll

single47 858 reads

posted 13 years ago

5 / 33

agree

These hoes think their pussy is gold plated charging that much. Then again you have plenty of idiots that will pay a bitch like London 700 for two hours. No pussy is worth that much for so little time. They don't give a fuck about your dumb asses they just want your money.

London Rayne See my TER Reviews 803 reads

posted 13 years ago

6 / 33

Ha ha ha...don't hate you broke ass trick!

You're just pissed that YOU can't afford to pay for shit, and you did not even bother to read his post ass hat. He said WE SHOULD GET PAID MORE to service stupid fks like YOU! What part of the older, uglier, fatter they are the more the provider should charge, did your retarded ass miss?

So, are you saying clients "give a fk about our dumb asses, and don't just want our vagina?" Why is it so hard to fathom that in a pay for play world, people use each other? You sure sound pissed, kid. Whassa matter...you fell for some hooker and she tore your little heart out? Fess up...it's so obvious you got kicked in the nuts by some woman bwahahaha. Go have one of those so called 'free' women, patch up your wounded ego. While you're at it, ask her for some money! Check Mate.

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AlexandraMilw See my TER Reviews 881 reads

posted 13 years ago

7 / 33

Dang TRICKS

Uh I'd be happy to pay London, even though I don't have to. Not even a privilege of being a female, just being a good ass person. Why are you trying to beat AmberSky out of the Douche of the Year? Stop picking on London fucker. I have certain gals and guys I back up. What ever happened to being old school respectful?

And you know what? I appreciate the uglier or fatter or older men... they are far nicer. Maybe I should do a young hot man tax, such ass hats. I like my imperfect men, they are not thinking I have to be perfect.

John Leslie 15 Reviews 632 reads

posted 13 years ago

8 / 33

Re: Ha ha ha...don't hate you broke ass trick!

@ London Rayne...DAMN!!!

Posted By: London Rayne

You're just pissed that YOU can't afford to pay for shit, and you did not even bother to read his post ass hat. He said WE SHOULD GET PAID MORE to service stupid fks like YOU! What part of the older, uglier, fatter they are the more the provider should charge, did your retarded ass miss?

So, are you saying clients "give a fk about our dumb asses, and don't just want our vagina?" Why is it so hard to fathom that in a pay for play world, people use each other? You sure sound pissed, kid. Whassa matter...you fell for some hooker and she tore your little heart out? Fess up...it's so obvious you got kicked in the nuts by some woman bwahahaha. Go have one of those so called 'free' women, patch up your wounded ego. While you're at it, ask her for some money! Check Mate.

-- Modified on 6/7/2013 1:00:07 AM

liamdoherty 25 Reviews 763 reads

posted 13 years ago

9 / 33

Your new screening system and the "Dumb Ass TAX"

Now your new screening system has to ask ......are you.....
Udo?
Single47
a Mangina?
AssHat?
DumbAss?
Did I forget anyone else.....

Then Apply the tax appropriately.

Posted By: AlexandraMilw

Uh I'd be happy to pay London, even though I don't have to.

Not even a privilege of being a female, just being a good ass person. Why are you trying to beat AmberSky out of the Douche of the Year? Stop picking on London fucker. I have certain gals and guys I back up. What ever happened to being old school respectful?

And you know what? I appreciate the uglier or fatter or older men... they are far nicer. Maybe I should do a young hot man tax, such ass hats. I like my imperfect men, they are not thinking I have to be perfect.

AlexandraMilw See my TER Reviews 754 reads

posted 13 years ago

10 / 33

Re: Your new screening system and the "Dumb Ass TAX"

Dumb ass you know you and I are all good.You get much less tax than them lol

AlexandraMilw See my TER Reviews 780 reads

posted 13 years ago

11 / 33

Keep it up

because I hold that ALL in when we meet haha

inicky46 61 Reviews 804 reads

posted 13 years ago

12 / 33

A recent photo of Udo

What premium should she get for seeing you despite your late-stage Leprosy

inicky46 61 Reviews 592 reads

posted 13 years ago

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Honey, I love your vagina! (eom)

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inicky46 61 Reviews 627 reads

posted 13 years ago

14 / 33

You forgot...

Dungy
Ridgetucky
FIDCUOF
More?

scoed 8 Reviews 519 reads

posted 13 years ago

15 / 33

"Pay more for mental disability"

So you want to have to pay eight time her normal rate for that mental disability of yours as it is clearly pretty bad. Hell you lack the decency and respect to keep yourself and your date safe by wearing a rubber during FS. You clearly have a major mental disability. Why can't you grasp that ladies whould rather fuch a 400 pound armless, legless, 110 year old than an asshole like you?

I am moderated for life here so lets see if this goes live.

justanillusion 739 reads

posted 13 years ago

16 / 33

This one trumps all those put together

An arrogant bloviating pig who continually disrespects women and has more diseases than the CDC vault.
Now that's a guy who needs to pay waaaaaaaaaaaaay more.

liamdoherty 25 Reviews 776 reads

posted 13 years ago

17 / 33

Re: Keep it up

Is that a promise?
Then maybe we need to feed the "beast" (so to speak), and unleash it when we do..........

Posted By: AlexandraMilw

because I hold that ALL in when we meet

haha

London Rayne See my TER Reviews 705 reads

posted 13 years ago

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Re: Your new screening system and the "Dumb Ass TAX"

Wow, do I love this! I am going to use it in my next video. "The Dumb Ass Tax" bwahahhaa.

London Rayne See my TER Reviews 665 reads

posted 13 years ago

19 / 33

Re: This one trumps all those put together

Ever see the movie "The Boy in the Bubble" with John Travolta? That's how Udo needs to approach the hobby!

followme 789 reads

posted 13 years ago

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Re: If you like imperfect men

You will love me.

Thank you
2013 = 28

CaitlynKennedy See my TER Reviews 663 reads

posted 13 years ago

21 / 33

give me a fucking break!

really? this is why I tend to prefer older men!

Guys who think just because they think they are hot or sexy, usually are cocky assholes, and think that they are doing US A FAVOR!
they tend to not care about mutual pleasure, and all about them. They usually are so superficial and bland, we have nothing in common or to talk about..

for me, I am turned on with my mind more than looks...

so give me a 50 year old nerd with a little belly who I can connect with anyday!

ugh

CaitlynKennedy See my TER Reviews 716 reads

posted 13 years ago

22 / 33

for sure!

every young hot guy has tried to get it free after the date

go away

Tallman57 3 Reviews 733 reads

posted 13 years ago

23 / 33

Re: give me a fucking break!

I'm that 50 something, little belly but no nerd and love to please! Lol

CaitlynKennedy See my TER Reviews 681 reads

posted 13 years ago

24 / 33

well ok you will do!

I just have a soft spot for dorks, geeks, nerds... lol

octovert 563 reads

posted 13 years ago

25 / 33

Udo, do they need your business advice?

Some providers explicitly state they will accommodate disabilities and other such deviations from the ideal. Others (the young and less clueful ones?) who are looking for clients as desirable as obtainable, and might see your point. What's fair is for her to charge for whatever extra time it takes to service a special-needs client. 'Ick-factor' surcharges may be a YMMV -- can a man always predict what will gross out a woman?

Don't providers usually remind their prospects to clean up and clean out thoroughly, even to the point of helping in the process?

How will your advice help the businesswomen here

CaitlynKennedy See my TER Reviews 597 reads

posted 13 years ago

26 / 33

come on London, don't hold back, tell him how you REALLY feel! lol EOM

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coach618925 44 Reviews 588 reads

posted 13 years ago

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Re: Udo, do they need your business advice?

Let's all simplify this....... Anytime an Idiot like this posts anything or replies to anything do not even bother reading it. It is Idiots like him that get off by seeing the number of people that read their idiotic posts and seeing all of the people that keep it going by replying to the post or comment. You all know several more Idiots like this one that you can add to that list. Once everyone stops reading their posts or comments they will go away. He is an Idiot, just a plain Idiot.

Posted By: octovert

Some providers explicitly state they will accommodate disabilities and other such deviations from the ideal. Others (the young and less clueful ones?) who are looking for clients as desirable as obtainable, and might see your point. What's fair is for her to charge for whatever extra time it takes to service a special-needs client. 'Ick-factor' surcharges may be a YMMV -- can a man always predict what will gross out a woman?

Don't providers usually remind their prospects to clean up and clean out thoroughly, even to the point of helping in the process?

How will your advice help the businesswomen here?