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Re: This One Girl Just Straight Up Said It's Pee.
KevJoeKJoeMagicMn 35 Reviews 3679 reads
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This has probably been discussed but I can't find a definitive answer. I have been with a few women who "squirt". I love it and in those cases it really had no taste so I assume "lady cum". No problem but, recently I was with someone for the second time. The first time, I brought her to O with a veracious oral session. She squirted slightly in my mouth. No taste, just fun. This last time I told her I liked it and brought her to O w/a toy and oral. She let go again but this time it was bitter and I assume pee. No fun! I wilted in half a heartbeat! Ladies, IS there a difference?  If it is always pee, why with some ladies (I've been with on multiple times) is there is no taste? Maybe it's an ancient secret but I have heard it both ways. I appreciate being set straight.

Ridleyone 12 Reviews 77 reads
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This girl I know said it's just pee. They're peeing themselves when they cum. If you're swallowing it then you're just drinking pee. I mean, if that's your thing, whatever, but it's pee.  

coeur-de-lion 400 Reviews 99 reads
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3 / 59

a girl named Yoco in LA is famous for her squirting.  During DATY, when she O's a short stream of water shoots out of her pussy and onto your face.   No taste at all . . . . . . because its tap water.  Before you start, she discreetly inserts a small bulb (from one of those trick squirting rings) into her vagina, then squeezes it with her well-developed kegels, squirting the water out as she cums.  Its a hoot.  Most guys think its real and never figure it out, but after several visits, she showed me how she did it.  Of course, once I knew, it was no longer that much fun.  Lol

 
Modified to correct typos

-- Modified on 1/31/2018 8:32:55 AM

souls_harbor 74 reads
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4 / 59

There is some literature out there now on google.  It's a mix of pee and perhaps other stuff -- or so it seems.

John_Laroche 91 reads
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5 / 59

What exactly does "perhaps other stuff" mean - urine, piss, wee-wee, piddle?

 
No thanks for me when it comes to squirters. If I wanna be pissed on I'll pass out drunk under a freeway bridge.

goodtimes11 6 Reviews 85 reads
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6 / 59

I don't know if it is different for one girl than the other, but I would love to find out. But the girls that I have experienced the liquid was sticky so I am thinking combination of the two. Had one that squirted while performing intercourse a very warm sensention. Been trying to recreate that again without success guess I need to work a little harder.

coeur-de-lion 400 Reviews 70 reads
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7 / 59

I'm wiping off the coffee I sprayed all over my computer screen on your last line.

GaGambler 97 reads
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8 / 59

All I would have gotten would have been a "You mean just like every other night of your life GaG?"

JakeGordon 101 reads
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9 / 59

I have been with 2 "squirters" - my experience is that it is just urine. Both times were some of the biggest turnoffs ever.

herbtcat 6 Reviews 82 reads
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10 / 59

LOL!  
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Reminds me of the live sex shows I've seen at Bananen Bar in Amsterdam.  Nice.

micktoz 43 Reviews 71 reads
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12 / 59

Bring on the water works!
Woo hoo.

justsauce16 4 Reviews 78 reads
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13 / 59

The "there's no taste" people are hilarious. Go chug a liter of water when you're already well hydrated and taste your own piss. It'll taste like nothing, because it's basically just water. Why? because your kidneys can only process 8-10oz of water an hour. Any more than that and it passes to your bladder without being used.

 

If you want to verify if a woman had an orgasm, you ask them. In this game, they'll probably say "yes" because it pads your ego.

And if we're really being honest, that's what all this squirting business is about, padding your ego.

NoGreenBorderedEnvelope 75 reads
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14 / 59

They're different... if it's REALLY squirt and not pee.

The problem is, some providers will pee instead of squirting, giving some people the idea that squirt = pee.  For example... as I've mentioned before, my ATF squirts but it's not unlimited and not automatic. She can do it twice, maybe 3 times in an hour or two, and she needs to be properly stimulated first.  But some guys read her reviews and expect her to squirt on demand, with no warm-up, and do it over and over.  She's told me, with her wry smile, they get pee.  

H-D-WI 32 Reviews 95 reads
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16 / 59

If you watch some so called squirting porn it clearly is piss.  However, I know a few ladies both pros and civilians who do squirt.  Google Skene’s glandamdeduacte yourself

NaughtyMaddy See my TER Reviews 81 reads
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17 / 59

Yes beause that's fact and science lol. Thanks for the chuckle.

coeur-de-lion 400 Reviews 94 reads
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18 / 59

I put up a response to a provider on this thread (that didn't really know how her body worked) about how the skene's glands worked, and she removed our respective posts after she realized she was completely ignorant.  Must have looked it up AFTER she doubled down on it and I called her on it AGAIN.   She thought the lubricating fluid was from her Gspot.   LMAO

The_Thickness See my TER Reviews 72 reads
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19 / 59

When women are about to squirt, sometimes the intensity forces urine as well. The skenes gland opening  is directly next to the urethra opening so they can appear to come from the same place.

anonymousfun 6 Reviews 74 reads
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20 / 59

You imagine it to be.

GaGambler 76 reads
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21 / 59

I most certainly don't seek out squirters, but I have experienced a few and the sheer volume of fluid that comes out of some women can only be explained by at least "some of it" being pee.

coeur-de-lion 400 Reviews 69 reads
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MojoStu 14 Reviews 83 reads
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23 / 59

Obviously there have been men hoping for real girl cum or squirt that have only been urinated on. Had to be unpleasant for them (unless they also don't mind golden showers). I personally experienced a powerful gush of real squirt one time many years ago in a casual encounter and it definitely wasn't pee. Huge turn on for both of us too. I'm eyeing providers in my area who have the talent because I'd love to feel, see and taste it again.

voyager-43 11 Reviews 75 reads
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24 / 59

It is hilarious that guys do their research here on these discussion boards.  Do some actual research if you want to know actual facts or just listen to the opinions of anonymous yahoos here.  
Here is a starting place for you
Ask yourself,  do women's vaginas get lubricated during sex?  Assuming you say yes, Is that pee or something else?  Assuming you say not pee but something else,  Where does this lubricant come from?  The bladder or glands in the female sex organs?   Look up Skenes Glands.

Tippecanoe 92 reads
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26 / 59

I vote pee. I had a provider visit me that was supposed to be a squirter. She was downing water like crazy during the session. She didn't squirt because I told her to quit stop drinking water. No water, no pee.

NoGreenBorderedEnvelope 79 reads
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27 / 59

... squirt fluid is based on petroleum, not water.

Charliemurphey 1 Reviews 78 reads
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28 / 59

Tell her to put pineapple  juice in next time , then just explain it works  as flavoring  agent for ladies  too.  

See how many she fools. Lol

wildanita51 See my TER Reviews 98 reads
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29 / 59

I just spent the day doing doubles with my friend Jackie and she squirted twice at me today while I was licking her pussy and fingering her, it is definitely pee. I love these men gushing in their reviews about how amazing they are in the bedroom with getting a woman to squirt. Heading to wash my hair now.

Charliemurphey 1 Reviews 72 reads
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30 / 59

I think you would at least offer to buy the  researchers  a beer.  After all you may well have been doing the nasty  while they compared  data.   A couple slots opened up ,one properly lubed, just sayin.  

 They are the Sheldon's of the fuckboard.  Lol

MissFeliciaSeong See my TER Reviews 83 reads
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31 / 59

Hmmm.... It should have no scent or taste.... But I could be wrong. Different bodies = different squirt squirt. Sorry you had a unpleasent experience.  

Alex_Lombardi See my TER Reviews 86 reads
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LMAO! You fucking people are a hoot! It's like asking what's the difference between lemonade or milk?  

The last time I've checked, cum is white and urine is yellow. Be sure to check the bedsheets afterwards to confirm your suspicions.

Tippecanoe 76 reads
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Petroleum? I guess that gives new meaning to the term "rock hard".

pe·tro·le·um
pəˈtrōlēəm/Submit
noun
a liquid mixture of hydrocarbons that is present in certain rock strata and can be extracted and refined to produce fuels including gasoline, kerosene, and diesel oil; oil.

EvelynEnix See my TER Reviews 86 reads
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I don't know, I know I just love the videos.  

When I orgasm I just get a lot more wet. No squirting so far! :(

Ridleyone 12 Reviews 63 reads
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Don't worry babe, it's mostly just pee anyway.

anonymousfun 6 Reviews 72 reads
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36 / 59

Must you ask this question every week? Google for scientific answers.

tankbinding 16 Reviews 93 reads
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The answer may lie in a solid civie encounter with a girl that has never squirted before. Also, your perception of the volume to expected may be distorted by too much Porn Hub...

voyager-43 11 Reviews 72 reads
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perfectstorm 19 Reviews 91 reads
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NoGreenBorderedEnvelope 95 reads
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Many women don't squirt.  I've been told by a few providers who do squirt that they had to learn how to do it.  Then there was the 50-something provider who never squirted during her first half dozen dates with me, and none of her reviews mentioned squirting.  Then one day, out of the blue she squirted.  She told me it was her first time ever.  

Volume is a YMMV thing.  Other than one provider I know who gushed and gushed (and it wasn't pee), with others I know the volume is highly variable, depending on factors such as hydration* and whether it's her first, second, etc squirt of the session.

*Yes, my little joke about squirt being based on petroleum went right over the heads of at least two people who obviously need to lighten up a bit.

John_Laroche 88 reads
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Especially if it's her own bed. Whereas a provider will moan that she just had the best O ever.

Juliette_NuruSpecialist See my TER Reviews 78 reads
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AND, urine smells whereas cum has no smell.

Juliette
Posted By: Alex_Lombardi
Re: Seriously?!
LMAO! You fucking people are a hoot! It's like asking what's the difference between lemonade or milk?  
   
 The last time I've checked, cum is white and urine is yellow. Be sure to check the bedsheets afterwards to confirm your suspicions.

coeur-de-lion 400 Reviews 83 reads
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She figured out that not cumming on her part was not going to deter you from repeating, so she thought she would try peeing on you.   If that didn't stop you from cumming, let us know what she tries next to get rid of you.  

NoGreenBorderedEnvelope 97 reads
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She just didn't squirt.  If you don't know squirt from pee, you must not have ever been with a squirter.  

Your post shows that you know nothing about this subject.  Nor this provider.  Doesn't stop you from spewing your usual crapola though, as trolls do.

NoGreenBorderedEnvelope 77 reads
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45 / 59

... then she might think she just peed.  Why not ask a woman who squirts to explain it to you.  Ask her also to explain the difference between squirting and Os.  

coeur-de-lion 400 Reviews 74 reads
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needed to lighten up?  Seems like YOU'RE the one that's wound a little too tightly.  I was having a little fun with you.  Why are you so serious all the time?  See the irony in YOU telling others to lighten up?  Lol

 
After having seen 600+ providers, I think I DO know the difference.   You don't have any reviews, so we don't know what you may have learned from the 3 or 4 that you've probably seen.  

NoGreenBorderedEnvelope 69 reads
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It's fun calling out trolls for what they are.

And don't give us the "Little old me, a troll?" line.  Saying stuff like "you don't have any reviews" when you have no idea how many reviews I have (under my handle) and that I've seen only 3-4 providers when you don't have a clue what the number is, is definite Troll Territory.  

coeur-de-lion 400 Reviews 67 reads
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overly sensitive this morning, are we?  Oh that's right, you DO have a handle.  You must be embarrassed to use it here.  I don't know about the troll badge you want to hang on me.  You seem to be alone in that regard, so may be a time for some introspection about who the troll REALLY is here.   An awful lot of people indicate they like my posts whether I'm being serious or humorous.  You, not so much.   You shouldn't confuse humor with trolling.  It makes you look like you have a stick up your ass all the time.  As someone else said on this thread, albeit hypocritically as it turns out. lighten up.

NoGreenBorderedEnvelope 75 reads
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... being defensive and overly sensitive this morning.  Clearly YOU are a bit on edge today.  Maybe you could take that edge off by revisiting one of those 600+ providers you claim to have seen... assuming any of them will see you again.  :)

coeur-de-lion 400 Reviews 75 reads
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how many providers I have seen.  I repeat at least once with about 80% of them.  Closing in on 200 reviews in 2.5 years.  Been in the game 9 years, and reviews for others were on another site.  So how many providers have to put up with YOUR sorry alias ass in a WEEK?  Probably none. I'm guessing you're a low-volume wannabe, and that's why you're hiding behind your alias.  I have learned that THAT is most often the case with alias'.  There are exceptions like Jake who I have gotten to know better through PM's and from guys that know him better than me.  

 
I love how you always try to throw comments back on the responders to your posts.  Its a sign of weakness as a debater.  

Charliekingny 72 reads
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As a full fledged super squirter I can verify- it is not pee. female ejaculate originates in the skene gland and has properties similar and nearly identical to male ejaculate. here is a link to a good youtube video for those less informed on this matter-- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDSNPco_xvA

coeur-de-lion 400 Reviews 69 reads
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'To Pee or Not to Pee, That Is The Question."    

(With apologies to W.S.)

NoGreenBorderedEnvelope 84 reads
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... have to put up with my sorry alias ass in a week.  No, providers I see seem to think my ass is pretty sweet, and they enjoy grabbing it, massaging it, rubbing their bodies over it etc.  

My "volume" is right for me.  Don't worry if my volume doesn't meet some threshold you've established--I don't give a rat's ass.

Your comment about throwing comments back on responders was hilarious. If you'll review just your posts in this subthread, it will be clear your future as a debater is in peril.   But that's ok.  Trolls aren't here to debate.

MsRaquel See my TER Reviews 80 reads
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Girls pee with the urethra  (the hole above the vagina)  I know this because I've tested it myself.    I also push the guy out with my vaginal muscles for the release.     Of course it's going to be a bit bitter, it's bodily fluids. Now, if she loses a bit of urine during that time, then it's pee for her. For me,  NO.  

Also, it's not my orgasm.  I can squirt multiple times, but it never feels like the orgasm from my clit.  I say it's just my build up of erotic lubricants. LOL       And, NO I can't just do it on queue, I have to be into it. You just cant fake it unless you squirt pee.  

study female anatomy and you'll know she pees above her vagina.  

hope it helps.  

quadseasonal 27 Reviews 75 reads
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Explain your statement or accept your Award for the Weakest Debate Loser of all time.  

You spend recreational time getting to know Jake better via PM and you discuss Jake with other guys who know him well, then you use that in your debate counter points?   That's Rich!   :-D    ROFL

What kind of wannabe are you striving to become?  

How do you find the time to rendezvous  with civilians Gals clamoring for your affection at the gym and the streets when you're so busy with your job as King Reviewprissisity ?

Thanks for the laughs King Repeat MasTERdebater .    :-D
Posted By: coeur-de-lion
Re: Nobody has to wonder . . . .
how many providers I have seen.  I repeat at least once with about 80% of them.  Closing in on 200 reviews in 2.5 years.  Been in the game 9 years, and reviews for others were on another site.  So how many providers have to put up with YOUR sorry alias ass in a WEEK?  Probably none. I'm guessing you're a low-volume wannabe, and that's why you're hiding behind your alias.  I have learned that THAT is most often the case with alias'.  There are exceptions like Jake who I have gotten to know better through PM's and from guys that know him better than me.    
   
   
 I love how you always try to throw comments back on the responders to your posts.  Its a sign of weakness as a debater.  

QueenBia See my TER Reviews 93 reads
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I provide golden showers & love it, but I have never been able to squirt.  I have witnessed many providers who squirt it is fascinating to me because it is a cum form, not pee at all.  Yes, there is a huge difference.  

One of my regulars recently shot what I thought was pre-cum, but I actually received my 1st golden shower.  lol All I could, do was laugh.  He had been drinking beers prior to my arrival & he excused his self to urinate.  Always pee prior to the session ladies & gents.  Smile for me!

xxxenvy4u See my TER Reviews 84 reads
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I drench the bed so book two each hotel and this topic came to my attn in the past   My doc taught me how to make it happen and its cum with very .iytle urine. Most, 5% and yes you must be filly hydrated or its I'm
Ossicle with a new partner following instructions. Lol

AniyaLuxe 102 reads
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58 / 59

is what I refer to as. A lot of pple think "squirt" is women's cum but the only problem with that is if it was cum, wouldn't it shoot out of the vagina & not the urethra? So yea, diet pee basically lmao

MsRaquel See my TER Reviews 96 reads
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I always feel so drained after squirting several times.  It really is based on hydration.  My female parts dry up, my mouth is parched, it's true.   But not pee at all.  because i have gone to the bathroom and peed just fine in the toilet right after all that squirting.   I never have cum in mine, just clear fluid or a tinge of yellow.

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