Sometimes when I am with a tall provider with the provider on her stomach they tell me the pussy is much lower than I am use to. When I fuck them it slips out. I have to sometimes open their ass checks and get my balls in the ass checks to keep the dick in the pussy.

Most of the other ladies I have been with I just aim and it goes right in the pussy, when they are laying on their stomach. It is like a perfect fit for me and them.

What is it about the the ladies anatomy that causes the pussy to be so low like that for that type of position ?

Is this a situation where a guy with a long dick is better for these type of ladies ?

I like a good challenge like this. Some things I have done to get around the situation is to put a pillow under the ladies stomach and/or fuck her in different positions so the ass checks open up a lot more than usual.

First, you're probably the only guy here who's balls are on top of his dick. Most of us have them attached under the shaft. I'me sure this is quite a surprise to any of the ladies you've seen.

These things only happens to idiots.

While they have some commonality, the JOY is in the differences.  I have taller & shorter ladies...  it's all good.  Typically I let her do the guiding.  What's the problem here?

Thanks for the information. One of the the providers learned how to throw back the pussy and push her ass back to adjust for my shortness. She actually told me being her her stomach is her favorite position.

TER has one of the craziest discussion boards I have been on. I find it very entertaining. But where do you come up with your ???
They seem to lack something. I can't put my finger on it. maybe that's it.

they seem to be fictional or, your making a statement as if you have done this and other things as fact but, haven't really been there and done that.

Comes with experience. I have been in the hobby since 1999. Yes the things I post are true. Stay tuned because I will posting more stuff, weird situations that I have come across.

+1 on the guiding! They usually just grab it and... You know.../e/

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Just skip to 1:35 on the video, that is what I really want to know.

I literally LOL when I read this:

(ps, wtf are you laughing about, this is pissing me off)


WRPS, WHY WON'T YOU ANSWER THE QUESTION???!!!!

What the fuck are you talking about, that your balls are in some chick's ass crack while your dick is in her vagina, while she is face down?

That's physically impossible, so I assume that either you are talking about something else somehow,

OR YOU ARE GUMBY!!!


Which IS IT? AaaaRrrrrGggggHhhhh!!!

Since you seem to have too much time on your hands, here’s a fun and effective craft project:

1.   Get a bed sheet, a permanent marker, a tape measure and a protractor.

2.   Inflate your largest blow-up doll and place it face down on the sheet.

3.   With the marker, place a hash mark on the sheet at the doll’s feet.

4.   With the aid of the tape measure, slide the doll forward and make hash marks on the sheet by  the top of the head at points corresponding to the various heights of the providers you wish to see.

5.   For each height, make a corresponding hash mark at the lateral points of the pelvis.

6.   Mount the doll.

7.   When you achieve maximum ease of penetration and comfort, make a hash mark at your knees and record the slope of your thigh at the angle formed by the contact point of your knee and the sheet.

8.   Repeat this step for each successive height/pelvis combination.

Bring the sheet to your next appointment and use it to replace the provider’s bedding. Have her lay on her stomach making sure the top of her head is at the proper hash mark for her height. Place your knees at the corresponding mark and presto – perfect sex every time.  If it works as it should, TER can put these instructions in the self-help manual.

There is actually a simple formula for this:
The angle of the dangle is directly proportional to the heat of the meat and the mass of the ass squared.  
No hash marks needed.  Or sheets.

Just deflate the doll till its the right height.

You're assuming the OP got through high school...and from his posts...that's a rather bold assumption.

It sounds like you and Nick have a better handle on the arts & crafts scene than I do.
But I did avoid the use of scissors or sharp objects in my project so no harm could come to the OP or the doll.

I need those, and my special fork