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bphunter
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you're probably the only guy here who's balls are on top of his dick. Most of us have them attached under the shaft.
I was scratching my head reading the OP "huh? Balls in the ass crack to reach her pussy while she is laying on her stomach? WTF?" Just trying to picture how that worked, but your reply cracked me up! Thanks for giving me my first Saturday morning chuckle! 
Since you seem to have too much time on your hands, here’s a fun and effective craft project:
1. Get a bed sheet, a permanent marker, a tape measure and a protractor.
2. Inflate your largest blow-up doll and place it face down on the sheet.
3. With the marker, place a hash mark on the sheet at the doll’s feet.
4. With the aid of the tape measure, slide the doll forward and make hash marks on the sheet by the top of the head at points corresponding to the various heights of the providers you wish to see.
5. For each height, make a corresponding hash mark at the lateral points of the pelvis.
6. Mount the doll.
7. When you achieve maximum ease of penetration and comfort, make a hash mark at your knees and record the slope of your thigh at the angle formed by the contact point of your knee and the sheet.
8. Repeat this step for each successive height/pelvis combination.
Bring the sheet to your next appointment and use it to replace the provider’s bedding. Have her lay on her stomach making sure the top of her head is at the proper hash mark for her height. Place your knees at the corresponding mark and presto – perfect sex every time. If it works as it should, TER can put these instructions in the self-help manual.
1. Get a bed sheet, a permanent marker, a tape measure and a protractor.
2. Inflate your largest blow-up doll and place it face down on the sheet.
3. With the marker, place a hash mark on the sheet at the doll’s feet.
4. With the aid of the tape measure, slide the doll forward and make hash marks on the sheet by the top of the head at points corresponding to the various heights of the providers you wish to see.
5. For each height, make a corresponding hash mark at the lateral points of the pelvis.
6. Mount the doll.
7. When you achieve maximum ease of penetration and comfort, make a hash mark at your knees and record the slope of your thigh at the angle formed by the contact point of your knee and the sheet.
8. Repeat this step for each successive height/pelvis combination.
Bring the sheet to your next appointment and use it to replace the provider’s bedding. Have her lay on her stomach making sure the top of her head is at the proper hash mark for her height. Place your knees at the corresponding mark and presto – perfect sex every time. If it works as it should, TER can put these instructions in the self-help manual.
It sounds like you and Nick have a better handle on the arts & crafts scene than I do.
But I did avoid the use of scissors or sharp objects in my project so no harm could come to the OP or the doll.
But I did avoid the use of scissors or sharp objects in my project so no harm could come to the OP or the doll.
