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Re: The "Perfect Cock"...
CubaGoodingJRsMama
posted
1 / 19
FIDCUOF
posted
2 / 19
Back_In_Black
posted
5 / 19
Man behind the cock that makes it perfect or not 
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skarphedin
posted
10 / 19
My mouth is pretty tiny and they still have to use child-sized trays on me when I get a dental x-ray, despite the fact that I'm in my mid-twenties. I'm built pretty small all-around (except my ass lol), and my perfect size cock is maybe 4-5.5 inches with a bit of proportional girth. I like a little hair around the perfect cock too, none of that shaving nonsense. Bonus points for silver.
So perhaps size does matter.
"Bob goes into the public restroom and sees this guy standing next to the urinal. The guy has no arms. As Bob's standing there, taking care of business, he wonders to himself how the poor wretch is going to take a leak.
Bob finishes and starts to leave when the man asks Bob to help him out. Being a kind soul, Bob says, "Ah, OK, sure, I'll help you." The man asks, "Can you unzip my zipper?" Bob says, "OK."
Then the man says, "Can you pull it out for me?" Bob replies, "Uh, yeah, OK."
Bob pulls it out and it has all kinds of mold and red bumps, with hair clumps, rashes, moles, scabs, scars, and reeks something awful. Then the guy asks Bob to point it for him, and Bob points for him. Bob then shakes it, puts it back in and zips it up. The guy tells Bob, "Thanks, man, I really appreciate it." Bob says, "No problem, but what the hell's wrong with your penis?" The guy pulls his arms out of his shirt and says, "I don't know, but I ain't touching it.""
So, IMHO, the "perfect cock" is clean and disease free.
I read on a board earlier that some cocks are nice/perfect. Tell us boys what makes for a perfect cock? Size, looks, shape, length, girth, etc?
"Bob goes into the public restroom and sees this guy standing next to the urinal. The guy has no arms. As Bob's standing there, taking care of business, he wonders to himself how the poor wretch is going to take a leak.
Bob finishes and starts to leave when the man asks Bob to help him out. Being a kind soul, Bob says, "Ah, OK, sure, I'll help you." The man asks, "Can you unzip my zipper?" Bob says, "OK."
Then the man says, "Can you pull it out for me?" Bob replies, "Uh, yeah, OK."
Bob pulls it out and it has all kinds of mold and red bumps, with hair clumps, rashes, moles, scabs, scars, and reeks something awful. Then the guy asks Bob to point it for him, and Bob points for him. Bob then shakes it, puts it back in and zips it up. The guy tells Bob, "Thanks, man, I really appreciate it." Bob says, "No problem, but what the hell's wrong with your penis?" The guy pulls his arms out of his shirt and says, "I don't know, but I ain't touching it.""
So, IMHO, the "perfect cock" is clean and disease free.
Senator.Blutarsky
posted
14 / 19
I think Wilson makes the best ones....
Panthera12
posted
16 / 19
Looks are everything. Swallowing not included.
hbyist+truth=;(
posted
17 / 19
Panthera12
posted
19 / 19