A provider in DC told me she was in love with me.It wasn't long until I heard, she was telling everyone the same thing. I miss her.. She made everyones night, shine so bright.

The worst told me she thought my Dick would be bigger. I don't miss her.

Worst:  "I don't do that" (nothing going on---even covered) from a sorority "Muffy" type agency girl

Best: "You should be in porn" ---- I took that with a grain of salt, but still smiled

... a provider sent me a text demanding that I come over and fuck her right then 'cuz she needed it very badly. Later she said she was drunk while texting.



HalfHour

I got one of those, came in the form of a drunk PM on this site from my favorite girl. It was followed later by an apology and a 'OMG can't believe I did that.'

I didn't read too much into it or press her on what she'd offered in that PM. But I think it can still be taken as a compliment that she felt compelled to convey her feelings at that moment, drunk or not.

Does liquor make us say things we don't mean? I don't think so. I think it makes us say things we DO mean, but are too rational to say when sober.

recently there was a thread on the DC board asking for the "the best compliment you ever got from a provider". i was going to respond but being a reality based fellow i felt that the best compliment was too one sided. i'd prefer a more balanced approach.

so folks what are the best and worst remarks you've ever gotten fron te other side of the interaction.

mine are:

WORST: "in all my years of escorting you are the most difficult and demanding client i have ever had."

BEST is a tie between:

"she said you were very charming and generous and that if she wasn't in the business she'd fuck you for free."

"yeah i checked your references and decided i wanted to see you despite what they said."

Allborada_Dell_Gracioso. i take umbrage at that! THAT alias is not THIS alias!!

Hey, the best ... well, those are or my ears only.

The worst have always come from ladies who have never seen me and apply their imaginations to what they think I must be like. I've never had a woman I've actually seen have anything bad to say, at least not to me.

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Well, except maybe the fact sometimes you don't STFU! LMAO!!!

If you get an email from her when she's been out drinking, is that more or less believable than if it's said during the appointment?  Hypothetically speaking, of course.  

One said I love you while fuking,she meant it cause we had a little thing for a month.  Worst: I shoulda just told you to go home instead of seeing you. Same girl, i'll let you guess in which order they were said. what can I say, I likes em a little crazy, she was uber crazy.

When she actually calls you, during or after a night of drinking.

Hypothetically, of course...

(After she came in my mouth during DATY.)

The worst:

(From a civie I dated one time while I was trying to make a second date.):

I'm going to be tied up for a very long time.

(That was thirty-six years ago and she is still busy every weekend, damn!)

Best: "You were easy to verify"

Worst: "If you give me a bad review i'll out you and your favorite provider."

Worst: "Is it in"
Dayum, what a killer and made me respond..."Of course its in bitch, pack some damn meat around it will ya"

Best, Several Times: "Ooooh, your so big"
I love that one, because it is true.

Sucks to be me.

Best: "I do" but I was never her client until after I married her now she spends all my money.
Best from a provider that I didn't marry: "Your the kindest man I have ever met." It was great because I could tell she meant it. Does not say much for the other men she has met, as I can be an asshole.
Worse from a provider that I did not marry: "Noway, I am not doing a fat fucker!" as she walked off after I opened the door to the hotel room I rented to see her.

I'm a strong single tasker and don't multitask well. So all a lady has to do is kiss the crap out of me and I STFU readily. LOL

ok, her it goes:


Worst ever:

"You are so nice and handsome in a feminine way." WTH was that suppose to mean??


Memorable:

"I like you, you are so nice, I want you to come back and visit me at my home. My mother will love you." She goes on and on, then ends with; "we can be very close." Needless to say, I took the piece of paper she wrote her address on and left, I should say ran out.

Beautiful young blond lady, if she was a little older, I might have considered it, but there was 27 years difference between us. I do think about now and then, we had a hell of a session.

Worst?
"Are you really over 40?  I don't see guys over 40.  Oh well, now that you're here...[takes money]"

Best?
"I wish I hadn't met you this way."

Best: I never knew a guy like you existed. (that was just heartbreaking to hear, cause I ain't great at all).
Worst: I hate you because you know me so well. (I had no idea what that meant. Took me a while to figure out)