Hey, the best ... well, those are or my ears only.

The worst have always come from ladies who have never seen me and apply their imaginations to what they think I must be like. I've never had a woman I've actually seen have anything bad to say, at least not to me.

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A provider in DC told me she was in love with me.It wasn't long until I heard, she was telling everyone the same thing. I miss her.. She made everyones night, shine so bright.

The worst told me she thought my Dick would be bigger. I don't miss her.

Worst:  "I don't do that" (nothing going on---even covered) from a sorority "Muffy" type agency girl

Best: "You should be in porn" ---- I took that with a grain of salt, but still smiled

If you get an email from her when she's been out drinking, is that more or less believable than if it's said during the appointment?  Hypothetically speaking, of course.  

One said I love you while fuking,she meant it cause we had a little thing for a month.  Worst: I shoulda just told you to go home instead of seeing you. Same girl, i'll let you guess in which order they were said. what can I say, I likes em a little crazy, she was uber crazy.

Worst: "Is it in"
Dayum, what a killer and made me respond..."Of course its in bitch, pack some damn meat around it will ya"

Best, Several Times: "Ooooh, your so big"
I love that one, because it is true.

Sucks to be me.

Best: "I do" but I was never her client until after I married her now she spends all my money.
Best from a provider that I didn't marry: "Your the kindest man I have ever met." It was great because I could tell she meant it. Does not say much for the other men she has met, as I can be an asshole.
Worse from a provider that I did not marry: "Noway, I am not doing a fat fucker!" as she walked off after I opened the door to the hotel room I rented to see her.

(After she came in my mouth during DATY.)

The worst:

(From a civie I dated one time while I was trying to make a second date.):

I'm going to be tied up for a very long time.

(That was thirty-six years ago and she is still busy every weekend, damn!)

Best: "You were easy to verify"

Worst: "If you give me a bad review i'll out you and your favorite provider."

ok, her it goes:


Worst ever:

"You are so nice and handsome in a feminine way." WTH was that suppose to mean??


Memorable:

"I like you, you are so nice, I want you to come back and visit me at my home. My mother will love you." She goes on and on, then ends with; "we can be very close." Needless to say, I took the piece of paper she wrote her address on and left, I should say ran out.

Beautiful young blond lady, if she was a little older, I might have considered it, but there was 27 years difference between us. I do think about now and then, we had a hell of a session.

Worst?
"Are you really over 40?  I don't see guys over 40.  Oh well, now that you're here...[takes money]"

Best?
"I wish I hadn't met you this way."