Been very excited about today....a 3 hour call with a couple I've seen many times. What went wrong this time....no clue!  

I Don't understand. I'm doing something wrong. Apparently I'm too accommodating. Well at least they weren't like my previous students parents just left them alone.

They're going to pay $800 for a babysitter for 3 hours.  I believe it.... NOT!

More than that but in the 7 months I've been a provider it doesn't surprise me. When I was teaching parents use to leave their kids by themselves or with literally whoever. What can you do? I guess it's part of the job. Professional Babysitters with agency will charge you an arm an a leg so its about right, but with a provider I don't know. I mean I taught for 5 years and graduated Columbia so maybe they feel safe and of course the fact that they can leave a nasty review is another factor. so....it's like whatever at this point

Absolutely, I just think they got comfortable you know what I mean. They had asked for a resume and of course I took my real name out of it, so they probably figured...ok she's good

When my 8 year old daughter got kicked out of summer camp, my wife's and mine summer vacation plans were tossed in a knocked hat.

I think it's because I'm so fresh to the industry and of course young! So...duh...people will take advantage or push the limits. my reviews all say a conversationist, loving, caring goes the extra mile. I mean yeah this pushes my limits but if its for them to have a good time I have no problem. I would have done it for free would I know. LOL so it's crazy in 7 months I've seen I think everything. Better than bareback or a golden shower I guess (THOSE ARE MY LIMITS NO BAREBACK or golden showers on me) but other than that yeah I'm pretty much open apparently I'm babysitting.

I would have been so disappointed if you had only gotten your undergrad from Yale  

I found this one just 4 you!  I do hope you enjoy it!  I'll bet others could find good gifs if they simply tried harder.

You could get that degree just about anywhere and probably for a lot less? they could not pay me enough to watch some snotty nose kid.

Don't ruin the fable will ya?

Time is money after all.

Just raid the fridge and drink their good wine so they don't make a habit out of it.
 

I have to say... that takes the cake! Maybe weirder than the guy who asked me to put my whole foot up his ass. Hard to say which is weirder. My brain itches thinking about it.

That's funny. Reminds me of the commercial where the couple were flying out and they dropped the twins off with the parents and the old man was saying don't leave us with babies.

BBBJ and no touching her hair.
BBBJ and no touching her face.

Thank you it wasn't easy

It was at my incall. LOL didn't feel right drinking in front of a toddler but next time for sure

Next time? Oh Hell No!

seriously!

LOL I did it for a while so it doesn't matter I did a lot of things before this all involving kids or animals so no harm no foul

exactly

LOL

a whole foot, I had a request for fisting someone's ass :

No, no dog this time and no I didn't have sex with the dog

What's so far fetched about a Columbia-educated hooker? It costs a shit-ton to go there - student loans are a bitch!

She would have made a great nanny! I can't tell you how hard it was to resist such an arrangement.

He was pushing 50 and his main "claim to fame" was that he had gone to Yale. Not surprisingly I did NOT hire him. He was even more pitiful than Al Bundy having scored 4 touchdowns for Polk High.

Or if she did indeed mean Columbia University, she probably was doing an outcall.

Ivy League Stripp

Have you even been around any Ivy League kids? Many have been so stage managed for academic excellence that they're desperate for a stroll on the "wild side." You also have the sheltered rich kids who want to stick it to their parents and "slum it" for a while. The hobby can be conducive to both.

Ivy league kids?  Seriously  LOL

You see and ppl look at me as if I were crazy. The things you hear and see in the industry is crazy. Like a guy I was dying to see because I heard all these freaky things and he didn't want sex he insisted we speak about trees like real trees outside not 420 trees lol ppl look at me like Im crazy lol

Not that I care, it's a harmless story. This site is for entertainment purposes, no? And I hope you wouldn't be a hypocrite if your kids dabbled as providers. Some of the wildest are the ones who can rely on the old man's money.

Talking about trees is kinda freaky ... but only if one of you is tied up.