Sometimes a guy will actually believe some of them.  What do you do when he shows up and asks you about your world travels?  Or your multiple degrees from Ivy league colleges?  Or that fantastic executive career you gave up to be here

When caught in a lie, simply start sucking the guy's dick, if you are any good at it he will forget the question instantly. lol

Other than close friends like you, I would not really tell a person the exact degree I have, the exact year I graduated or my exact companies. I have no problem being honest about the school I graduated from or sharing what my thesis was on, nor do I have issues with showing guys photos of the places I have been as long as it is just me in them and we are in person.

lol yeah... I can't imagine what kind of person would be crestfallen at finding out an escort's bio (advertisement) was part fiction.

If he asks about my world travels we share stories about the 17 countries I've visited and he tells me stories of places he has been.  
I never claimed to have multiple degrees from Ivy league colleges but I did go to the Harvard of the South -University of Florida.  
I have dabbled in other careers  simply for cerebral stimulation but don't feel I have given anything up to be here. This is an expansion of my skills.  

If he believes it or not?! He's not fucking my passport or my degree...

Again you play the victim card.

Not pretentious at all.  That's how the other women should model themselves.  

I do like honesty and integrity however.

Run into some who did not have much in the way of options.  Ran into some that I can't honestly imagine doing the things that they said that they did in their bio.  Ran into some that made bad decisions - sometimes spectacularly "movie script material" bad.

There are things of that nature I COULD say about myself. However, I just describe myself more in terms of interest and personality. The point is to give the guy some idea of what it's like to spend time with me.  

You don't post nonsense sucking up to a bunch of old men.  

but no more so percentage wise than any other segment of society. Sorry, but there are a LOT of dumb and lazy people out there, a lot of them are johns too. Just look at some of the posters on this board if you have any doubts.

For the record, I am lazy,so sue me. lol

That's all I was posting about.

Most people in the world are both dumb and lazy.

You know my background, you know I don't have any alternatives, and you know why. Doesn't make me a victim. I just happened to fall into something else I really like.

And it's ad copy - some think that's what the clients want. I appreciate the bios that display a distinct personality.

You are gorgeous

actually the harvard of the south would be Vanderbilt

Haven't seen Alexandra's site, so this post has nothing to do with her.  

You found plenty of time to post here while you were there.

I know most have privacy issues and other lives that shouldn't ever be mixed here.

And, the reason I don't, is that I don't want the world (parents, teachers, friends, landlords, future employers) knowing that I am an escort.

Forget the love and splendor part of the equation too.

... Had reached its quota on individuals who get off on slamming and insulting other people.  Guess not.  What a despicable Board this is turning into.  Will not change as long as people keep humoring the trolls.  Which ironically is what I just did.

..."honesty and integrity."  Where's your honesty and integrity?

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I did, didn't I? Interestingly enough, they happen to have wifi too, go figure : ) Sometimes even sunning & pina coladas isn't as fun without aggravating you...

I humbly apologize.

Thank you : )))

I have met a few terrific ladies who attended Ivy League schools, as well as other great to very good ones like Oxford, American University, U of Chicago, U of Michigan, U of Illinois, North Carolina, Virginia, Stanford.  I have also seen quite a bit of proof related to their world travel... and a few times I was there with a couple of them.  And, frankly, there was even one woman I knew well about 15 years ago (and who happened to attend one of the schools I mentioned) whose family is one the richest in the world.  She is married with child now, but she did it for the excitement and so she did not need an allowance while she was in grad school... and perhaps to get back at daddy a bit, at least IMHO.

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I thought Sewanee bills itself as the Harvard of the South?

Maybe she means the kind that get paid 40 bucks a show to walk around half naked in bars hustling raffle ticket purchases... I ran one of those once ha ha. Every girl there said she was a lingerie model... kind of.

Read my post next time.

... just a little.

I think the qualifications for in-state are just proof of breathing.

Agreed : ) My cousin is also an escort, but she's 22 and this won't be her 'forever' life. Someday she'll be married with kids, so disguising her photos is a must. I understand why ladies do it.

I agree, but in keeping with that fantasy things have to be at least a little consistent. I've seen a girl start at 22 claiming to be a cheerleader and in college... she's 32 now and still working on that same degree, got a million tats now and there is no way in hell she is cheering for any University.  

Play nice, Mikey, there's plenty of room in the sandbox, love ; )

Probably not, but I asked.

Nice website!  My favorite part of your site is this:

That's all I'm finding also, Vanderbilt.

To be honest, I really don't read bios so I won't be much help, but the common claims are
Education - I do know one PhD student who is a provider and one or two that have grad degrees, but education bragging is very common and if you write like a 5th grader on crack it's hard to believe the claims.
Modeling - is another very common one. I've only met one "real" model provider-She is very tall and all legs, but it is plausible when you look at her. Unfortunately, some providers think a gig as a Jager Girl, handing out t shirts and shots in a bar counts as "modeling" ... Um, nope.
World travel- "I just got back from Dubai..." is a very common statement in bios. Some of us have not only traveled, but have actually lived in other countries. I actually had a provider ask me if Europe was a country one evening. I didn't know if I should have laughed or if I should have cried. So it shows.
The bios all start to sound the same -as if they are trying desperately to impress us. I blame FaceBook.
 

But why art you such a meanie?

Though I'm not sure why a form would be worse than emails with the same sorts of info in that scenario. But fear is not very rational I suppose...

UF rated one of top ten public colleges in U.S.

There must be some service who writes these bio's for them.

Why not?

I find your posts quite amusing.  

When someone posts that a member is angry, that's the end of the discussion.  A sign of exasperation that the poster has nothing else to argue.  Using bitter is pretty close however.

If you don't talk yourself up, then obviously you are a stupid hooker/dumb ho/insert other malicious name here. If you do actually speak of yourself in complementary terms then you're an arrogant bitch. It's a no win situation, from my point of view.  

Have you also spent time on the space station?  Perhaps climbed Everest?

He's jealous, you're pretty, he's not.

I'm actually proud of you.  Not many guys are open about seeing TS girls.  

Are you counting Hooker bios with your "resume resumes" ?    
         
      I have no doubt you are only getting started with your endless rants and countless repetitive  methods of attracting attention, your defensive ways  and misogynistic nature toward women who don't kiss your ass.    
       
     I will give you credit where credit is due, at least you realize London is  wiser than you.  
   
  I'll give her credit where credit is due, she can hang with the bored boys and not look sissified,  
   yet still maintain her femininity.      
       
  You are so enthralled with calling out others you claim are playing the defensive victim card, or exaggerating credentials, you don't recognize  when you do the same.  
   
   Yeah! Yeah!  We know, you make more in an hour than EC all week with a Rockefeller.  
         
    I'm not surprised in the least you admit to  spending leisure  time talking with your brotherly comrades  about Hookers, their knowledge of geography and their IRA's.  
     
    Perhaps  your background influences your  NOSY nature, listening to your informants whispering in your ear about Hookers financial affairs ?    
   
      From the outside looking in  doesn't sound awesome being  you.    
     
    With your own hyperbole and pretentious nature I'm surprised you didn't change your name    
     to  "Kane" West .    
                .    
                             
                           Thanks for the laughs.    
       Got to go, don't want to be late for my quarterly Friday late night date in Mayberry .  
                       Later,  General Kane.    
   
 

Posted By: TheGeneralLee

That's all I was posting about.  
   
 I have read tens of thousands of resumes over my career.  I doubt I've not read every conceivable method of attracting my attention.  
   
 I will do a phone interview before meeting with any candidate.  I always expect the candidate can perform the task being offered, but I like to understand if the candidate has any integrity.  
   
 Same here.  I'd much rather peruse a site that is not filled with ridiculous hyperbole.  And God forbid I waste my time seeing a woman who thinks so highly of herself, yet the hype far exceeds the event.  
   
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