When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion.  So I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything  was an emergency, she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened  suicide.  So I decided I needed a girl with stability.When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring.  She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything.  Life became so dull that I decided I needed a girl with some excitement.When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything.  She did mad impetuous things and flirted with everyone she met.  She made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic,  but she had no direction.  So I decided to find a girl with some ambition.When I turned 32, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.I am now 50 and am looking for a girl with very big tits.---I ran across this in some old emails and thought I would share it with you folks.LM--modified by lustman at Tue, Apr 17, 2001, 17:30:11

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when i was 14 i wanted a girlwhen i was 16 i wanted a girl with big tits........Cheezjus, i've been a dead fart all these years... thanks alot lustman

Well done.  It has been noted that understanding is that thing we have after the time we needed it!  If I only knew then what I ...--jp

lustman, i heard you honkin ... btw, was  that you  on the freeway yesterday?xoxoff--modified by feliciafoxx at Tue, Apr 17, 2001, 23:00:13

Felicia Darling:I am on the freeway daily.Did you see me?I did not see you, a matter that requires remediation!LM

when I was twelve I wanted the playmate of the month. (had the largest collection of any twelve year old I knew)when I was sixteen, I thought I wanted a girlfriend but alas, all I wanted to do was get laid.when I was eighteen, I thought I had a girlfriend, but she wanted was to be freinds.when I was twenty, I had a fling with an older woman, only to find out she was looking for a fling.when I was twenty five, I had a girlfriend but was too stupid to realize she was there.when I was twenty seven, I had an offer for a girlfriend but who wants three kids?when I was thirty, I discovered strip bars.when I was thirty five, I discovered computers.when I was thirty six, I discovered FFwhen I was thirty seven, I saw that it was goodwhen I was thirty eight, I discovered "hey, who really needs to be married?"

Simply Brilliant!!!

hahahahaha!  Faye Desiree

Ya coitenly, but only if they is ripe!LMHey Faye, is that link supposed to work....(kicking his router in anguish-damn alter.net!)--modified by lustman at Thu, Apr 19, 2001, 08:32:16

Dear delightful fruit picker...Try the other link (bottom of message).  If it doesn't work this time... shoot your computer (you'll be so much happier without it!) hahahahaha!  xox  Faye Desiree

your post reminded me of a routine by Dom Irera (the comedian) in which he goes through his life.... when I was in my 20's I wanted to be a professional athlete.... then in my 30's I wanted to be in good shape.....now... I just hope I don't get tits.

At 14 I hoped I'd have a girlfriend too.At 16 I wished I had a girlfriend.At 25 I wished I had a girlfriend.At 32 I wished I had a girlfriend.I am now 42 and wishing I knew, WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU GUYS MEETING ALL THESE WOMEN?