Gals, what's the fussiest request you ever got from a guy who showed up?

I'm not just talking about weird clothing requests, but stuff like there was a piece of paper on the floor and he couldn't stand being in such a dump; or you had a birth mark on your arm that freaked him out.  That kind of stuff.

Guys, do you have some super fussy hangups you'd like to share with us?  (Use a alias if necessary.)

As for me, I can make love in a five star resort or the back of a tool shed and I actually find unusual bodies the most interesting.

i have a client who washes his wiener with alcohol afterwards.

that freaks me out

Not fussy at all here.  I had meetings in top quality hotels, and places off the highway that have outer facing doors on snowy mornings that would normally give me pause.  Whatever, I would not argue about the room being too cold...just an excuse for getting under the covers......

my little head with a hand sanitizer.... kinda odd...

I had a client who took a handful of toilet paper and wrapped it around Mr. Happy before putting on his underwear when he was getting dressed. Funny thing is, there was no TP there to start with when he got undressed.

Some guys apparently dribble for a long time afterwards and he was just being tidy.  Hell, I don't know but I'm sure there have been weirder experiences out there!

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lol that is what I suspect too. Even still, I had to wander off into the bathroom so he wouldn't hear me giggle.

But a fav of mine told me about a guy she saw a few months ago who was evidently a germophobe. No interest in kissing or DATY. He wanted to fondle her breasts but before he did he handed her a wipe (he brought them with him) and asked here to clean her titties before he would touch them. She went down on him after he cleaned his cock with another wipe and she was not allowed to touch him with her hands. When time came for sex he put on a pair of boxer shorts that he had brought with him and they boinked in cowgirl position with his dick poking through the hole in the front of the shorts...

The guy didn't move much and barely spoke but when he was done he cleaned himself up, smiled and tipped her very well before leaving...

I had an appointment tell me "he was not full service"...which actually made me feel better, because after about 30 minutes into the actual session Im thinking what the heck am I doing wrong...lol

Actually kind of nice.  Different, but nice.

Oh that's too funny MrFisher.

On one of my very first outcalls, to a 6 Motel none the less... (my first and last time at one) this fellow must have gotten up and washed his hands 15 times and took a shower before, in the middle and afterward.  I think he spent more time in the bath than in bed.  Giggle.

Apparently it's an obsession, I think there's a clinical name for it. Germaphobia or something.

Nowadays I'd probably hit the door running, but back then I just figured it was par for the course.

Giggle,
TS Jamie

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Obsessive Compulsive Disorder...
Reminds me of the gal I saw last year. She washed my dick with a baby wipe before putting a condom on for CBJ. She put on a different condom (and wiped me again) before doggie...We went to switch positions and she was afraid that the condom was going to break so she put on yet another one for CG. She was very nice and very beautiful but all of this condom swapping and baby wiping had kinda put a damper on my enthusiasm. ..Much to my surprise she pulled of the condom and finished by jerking me off, no rubber glove, and aiming my entire load all over her face and boobs...go figure...

I'm unlikely to be in that position, but I may not have reached the bathroom before the giggling started.

I'd get some really crazy requests because of a partner I had for a while when I was UTR.

Every girl gets some odd requests at time ranging from simple fetish stuff to some more complex crazy stuff. I usually turn down the crazier stuff because I wouldn't feel comfortable.

Katie





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In honor of Tony Shallhoub's wonderful character.

Wow, I looked up OCD in the dictionary, and I saw a picture of that dude washing his weiner with alchohol in it.

People crack me up. I'd rather have you clean it with your mouth. Sounds much more fun.

That is hella CREEPY BTW.

-m

Fuck it BG, sounds good for the lady. I'm sure providers would love this. (albeit creepy and a huge horrible case of OCD) It cracks me up that anyone this far gone in that disease, can even have sex with a stranger. Odd, odd, odd..

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