So I have had reviews on this site as you can see for over a year. I ask not to be reviewed..ghastly untruths are written, I mean truly offensive, such as I own a futon.

You have taken the time to set up a P411 account and your homepage says "see my outstanding reviews".  

it is an awfully big sandbox..every now and then someone will kick some in your face..

I didn't read the stuff written about you and don't even think it's on page 1 any more.  And so what if it is?  Who cares what anybody writes about them on a fuck board like this?  It's not about the real you anyway but about the persona you create here.  You should do a little soul searching regarding why it bothers you so much.

Fuck board or not, anything posted on this board is a reflection of who we are. Don't pretend dude, you're only fooling yourself.

Thanks for pulling one small part of my post to dispute and completely missing the point of the rest of it.  Have a nice day!

indeed. all inicky meant was if you take what people say on the net to heart, you might need some therapy.

Anonymous posters using "FuckTheShutUp" and "RUSchittingme" and "ImOkYouSuck" as handles and aliases are "who we are?" If you say so chief.

You have a nice day too but I still think it's kind of interesting why guys that post on here pretend to be someone else when really they're not. Thats all. At least own up to your posts what's wrong with that.

By your own standards, why do you care about the reply to your post enough to counter it? What difference does it make?

I have no interest in attacking you or anyone else, and certainly didn't attack the OP.  Nor did I "dismiss" her.  As for your comment, fair enough, but in terms of my reply, hey, this is a discussion board in case you missed that.  People bat ideas around and respond to them.  Kinda like you did, which I find somewhat ironic.  As to the rest, you're projecting more than a bit.  All in good fun though.  Thanks for the unintentional humor.

We need more board contributors like you. Great post.

responding to posts on here is one thing. having a heart attack and getting upset after you log off, are another. you can argue all day long and not give a shit about it when you log off. some people can't do that, and that is the type he was addressing. if what is said here affects your personal life and demeanor, you have a problem and probably should just stay off the boards if it bothers you that much.

I don't know what crawled up his ass and died, but he hasn't been a bit of fun for at least two years. Maybe as you said, he started taking this shit waaaaaay too fucking seriously.

I mean he doesn't honestly think that we are going to all of a sudden start being nice, just because of his insipid whining, does he? talk about being "toofuckingstupid" lmao

You might have forgotten, but some of us have been here for years, have met in person, and know exactly who the others are. That goes for both the guys and the girls.

Some of you keyboard warriors might be hiding behind your monitors, but some of us don't have to pretend anything.

No keyboard warrior here and never an alias.  

Agreed on some points. However, we each have  a right to our own opinion, correct? To say that everything one posts is 'pretend' is just silly, oh silly man yourself. So you're saying, this entire board is all just full of shit???? That's a pretty big statement.

he told the OP not to take this shit so seriously and somehow this what you came away with.

When misquoting someone it's helpful if there words aren't still there in plain sight, for everyone to reference if they like.

You are entitled to chip in your two cents, but I am entitled to call bullshit, and the proof is for all to see. See how easy this is?

Indeed.

You pulled out of my post the mention I made that some people have board personas and ass-umed I meant it about myself.  That was general information to the OP, to help her understand not to take everything here so seriously.  Then you took it too seriously.  Then Gambler pointed out that some of us here actually know each other, implying (correctly) that we've met and that my persona here is exactly what I'm like.
You find that hard to accept and then get into a pissing contest with him.  What does that say about you?  There's an old saying.  When you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging.
PS: You'll notice the poster in question hasn't been back, so perhaps she's taken my advice and re-thought things.  That would make her one hell of a lot smarter than you.

Did you see his post above about P 411 providers being UTR? He has been hemorrhaging brain cells all day. I am afraid he might just sail right past Dungy in the dumb department before the day is over.

It's true he's no "hobby Einstein."  But dumber than the Dungbeetle?  Not yet.  But I'm keeping an open mind.

i think he is just saying your posts are full of shit. no need to add the 'entire board' to it.

That webpage was made by a stranger. I would never use the term "naughty" to describe anything i did under age two. I do not do overnights, outcalls or weekends..if i did I would just stop this licentious indulgence and get a boyfriend... SO hooker, girlfriend, companion..whatever. call me what you want..I was sort of goofing around with that post.
.if I were a real pro, I would do a far better job..that is all I was trying to say. I don't mind that term for me..but if I were a real pro, I would do a far better job than my half hazard presentation.

That was a joke. I will explain..here I am being rated on everything from how i kiss, the texture of my skin, my intelligence, wardrobe and of course much more personal ones and the one that bothers me the most is the one that I own a futon..? Not that funny more ironic.

Not to take away from the sentiment of your post, Mel, but I just love the way you write. Very clever zingers in your post.