Stop using this term already! He booked 30 min session and now he is accusing her of being a clock watcher! See goldrune09's review of Katha Richmond (ID 405706) .

I think one can not be a clock watcher in a qv session, and one cna be a clock watcher in a two hour session.

I think what you are saying is that one MUST be a clock watcher is a qv session, but you said it backwards.  I agree fully that clockwatching can occur in any length session.  It's rarely happened to me, but I can say with certainty that when it occasionally has, it was clearly due to a lack of chemistry between the lady and me.   The clock watching is obvious, as she can't wait for this train wreck to be over.  

"I think what you are saying"

On one side, if a client is booking these El Cheapo sessions, I don’t entirely blame a provider for watching the clock.

You pay for time, and when the time's end nears, one should not be surprised nor offended if she says:  "Here's your hat, what's your hurry?"   This should not even be brought up in the review.

It’s certainly fair for a lady to let you know when your times up. I know some may interpret this as a clock watcher. Not me though. I’m more referring to the lady who’s looking at her clock, watch, phone, or wherever she can get the time, numerous times throughout the session. If it’s that noticeable during the session, it’s a major turnoff and that’s what makes her a clock watcher.

was less than one hour, so I will take your word for it.  I stand corrected.  

I thought Halfie was pretty funny but other posters used to insist he was really a female.
So many interesting people used to make this board a lot of fun. But most of them are gone, so now we have a virtual wasteland.

very few newer people know how to have fun here.  Most are overly serious, often paranoid (hence the recent flood of new aliases) and have an attitude like they are at work at a job they despise.  

I agree on one point. A clock-watcher is defined by their attitude and behavior. I'd say a clock watcher is someone who is unenthused, constantly checks their phone, reminds you of how much time is left at some points and in general may try to rush you out before time is up. I understand we pay for time, but most hotel rooms have clocks that can be easily glanced at from time to time without breaking up the moment.
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As someone else pointed out though, I don't understand how anyone could book a QV or HH and not expect clock watching. If you're visiting a provider that does QV and HH they are probably a volume provider. They have to get you out and get ready for the next client. You really can't expect anyone to be taking their time or letting any moments linger. I know you like making comparisons to restaurants so here is one. If you're booking a QV or HH you're going to the McDonalds of buying sex. You can't walk into a McDonalds and then get mad when the waiter doesn't take your order or get disappointed when Surf and Turf isn't on the menu.

Typically the clients that book less than at least an hr overstay at Least and extra 30min and shower and try to chat. Also they are typically the most difficult and rude clients (from my experience) If they book 30 min it should all be done within those 30 min. Hence why I stopped offering anything less than an hr personally ))

"I'd say a clock watcher is someone who is unenthused, constantly checks their phone, reminds you of how much time is left at some points and in general may try to rush you out before time is up. I understand we pay for time, but most hotel rooms have clocks that can be easily glanced at from time to time without breaking up the moment.
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While I don't think I've ever seen a lady that offers QVs I HAVE seen some that offer half hours (although I never book less than an hour) and have not encountered one that I considered to be a clock watcher.  

You did exactly what I would expect someone to do. You tried something. You didn’t like the way it was working for you. You stopped doing it. Kudos.

This is very true CDL. But this change is not just on TER, it’s the same in society at large. The root cause is social media. TER boards are merely an extension of Twitter and the rest.  
The evolution here can be traced to a few older ladies and their cuckolds. The culture here is dictated by Big Momma Bia and Scarlet. Their top boy/girl is respectfulrobby. My alias is an homage to him/her. The irony implied by his name is that he’s often very disrespectful. The question is who would choose his alias on a site that exists for the purpose of men finding escorts that rent out their bodies.
Personally I have nothing to do with social media and media in general. I spent a year on facebook ten years ago and ran screaming for the exit.  
As Scarlett recently went on a rant about the falseness of this virtual world and yet she doesn’t seem to take her own advice instead she’s one of the loudest voices in this fake world. Again dramatic irony at its best .  
Finally I’d like to suggest a new alias for Robby , HallMonitorHazel.
Sincerely, KindllyKenny
Now smile for me sweeties.  
And KISS
Kenny  
Is
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Sweet  
XOXO

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I will add one more thing. The real problem with social media and Twitter’s offspring TER boards is it creates virtual communities where people gather together while in the real world they wouldn’t ever know each other let alone meet up with on a daily basis  
Hence all this bile and bickering
Sincerely,
I’mRight/Your wrong.  
Now everyone shut up and go enjoy some fabulous sex and most of all. BE RESPECTFUL like Robby!!

Being obsessed with me and all. It’s quite flattering really. At least Kenny seems to be able not to out himself with his handle and alias, something Locked Lip is still trying to figure out. Lol
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Pleasant dreams tonight boys. I’ll be thinking of the next hottie I will bed but as you two nod off you will be thinking of me.

I actually would have an issue with a girl looking at the clock “many times.” That would tell me she isn’t focused on me and with the state of rates today, that is someone I would never see again.
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That’s not to say they don’t need to keep track of time, they do, but a professional wouldn’t need to do so as often as you seem to imply.
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Also, I have never looked at a clock anywhere near 10 times in a session. In a typical 2-3 hour session I would say 3 times is more than enough. Twice gets it down in 90 minute or less dates.
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That’s really not me criticizing you as you have to play in a manner you feel comfortable with but a lady noticeably checking the time often would be a major issue for me personally.

(I haven't read the entire thread. Sorry if this is a repeat.)
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Many Providers are not actual clock watchers but have ways to keep track of time without looking at a clock. (1) A timer that doesn't blast a fire alarm but maybe just one soft "ding!" to alert her to her preferred "how much time is left" time (5 min; 10 min; 1 min).  You might hear it but not notice it. (2) Background music on a well prepared playlist. When a certain song plays, she knows how much time is left. It doesn't need to be a "good bye" song, just one she will recognize and know the meaning (timing) of: EZ-listening, pop, EZ, soft-rock, pop, EZ, ... pop, HEAVY-METAL! pop .  
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If I should stay
Well I would only be in your way
And so I'll go, and yet I know
I'll think of you each step of the way.
- Dolly Parton
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With AMPs all the time and maybe with some agencies there is a knock on the door or a phone call. "That's just Pamela making sure that everything is OK." That is more rare with high end indies but some do have a friend (not agency or pimp) who will give a phone call near or at the ending time.  
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Old threads have some other unobtrusive methods to remind the non-clock watching hostesses of the time.

Isn't this why many providers don't offer 30 minute sessions?

I can agree with you on just about every point, especially the remaining of HallMonitorHazel.  Couldn't be a better fit for his passive-aggressive personality, but in all fairness, he has toned it down somewhat from a year ago, but a soy-boy simp he is, always seeing things only from a provider's perspective, and that's not likely to change anytime soon.  

Yup that’s true but it’s also why I find third board both idiotic and hilarious  
When Hazel says “I’m obsessed …” I can truly here sibilant SSSSSSSSSSSSS’s spray from between his pretty pink lips.

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"I can't stop talking about you, but it's NOT an obsession! I swear!!!" Oh, ok. lol.

I would never deny my burning obsession with you.  
My very existence depends on knowing that someday we’ll either meet or I will die a lonely broken man.

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This is a super sweet troll job Kind Kenny. You do a good job pointing out Roberts contradictions. He always gives providers the benefit of the doubt and says we should trust him. Meanwhile his vetting process is very extensive and thorough, which makes me believe he doesn't actually trust them as much as he says. His respectful act doesn't really hold up. He writes incredibly explicit reviews full of blow-by-blow commentary. These of course, are the exact types of reviews that ladies say they hate. Not to mention, he will only see young escorts with perfect bodies. He is very picky and judgmental when it comes to looks. He would never book a provider his own age. Its like he holds women to unrealistic standards and treats them like sex objects. He only values women for their youth and looks. On top of that, he can't figure out why the rest of us get tired of his smarmy act and think he is full of shit. When he cums on a providers face, he is doing it respectfully.

You know by supporting my post Big Momma B will not speak with you anymore. Which of course is good news.  
Probably tough ol gal Scarlet will also give you the hand as well

Guilty! I am guilty of this horrible crime! Lol. I am so sorry but I can’t help you with your jealousy.

the same characteristics is because he's one of those guys in middle age who has insecurities about never being able to seduce or bed a hot civvie girl when he was young and thinks that paying for them is tantamount to turning the back the clock and allowing him to re-live his nerdy youth as a stud.  There is no doubt that seeing ONLY girls in their 20's with perfect figures is an ego boost, but he has to suspend in his mind the reality that without the price of admission, these women would not be giving him a second glance.   He's still the same nerd, but he is paying to be treated like someone special.  The feeling will last only as long as his money does.  Kind of sad and pathetic when you think it through.  

Coming from a guy who brags about spending over 1 mil on cheap kgirls. I just CDLOL’ed.

You really think super hot, p4p young women wouldn't want me without my money? Did you come up with that winner all by your lonesome or did you get that on ChatGPT? lol.  
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Let me know when you realize why TER is a thing. I dont think you can handle that answer. lol.

One can be sure all the K girls you see and do not review as CDL are only seeing youn for your exceptional looks, charm, and sexual prowess.

What do I have to be jealous of? That you see escorts? Newsflash bro everyone here is seeing escorts.

Robert is delusional. He has literally called providers his "friends" before. He talks like he is forming some special connection or relationship with the women he pays for sex. The "friendship" will end the moment he stops booking them. He doesn't realize that he's just another client and payday. They may even judge him for being another review board slobbyist. I wouldn't pay it any attention if it weren't for the smarmy act and white-knighting crap. He spreads so much sycophantic bullshit and questionable advice. This dude is very preoccupied with how the women he pays for sex perceive him and its kind of pathetic. I'm all about being kind and making a good impression but Robert is such a try hard. Dude has even said he'll bring flowers to appointments with providers... LOL I know providers call appointments "dates" on their ads but most of us know we aren't actually dating them.

You are SO jaded as you whine and complain about women, Tryst, TERs competition (which you clearly know nothing about). I love the business and you seem to find fault with it around every corner. Someone clearly hurt you. Who was it?

You are obsessed with the women I see which tells me you are clearly VERY jealous. Do you see anyone else here mocking me for seeing young beautiful women other than CDL of course? What does that tell you?

Eva smacks CDL around weekly and CDL heels like a good puppy. Yeah, just two bitter, washed up guys who clearly don't see women anymore so they try and mock the ones that do. Him and Eva's days are behind them and the Green Monster in them is pretty ugly. Oh well. I guess we all get used up and irrelevant at some point. Sucks to be them.

It's funny that CDL puts so much credence in reviews and has no respect for anyone unless they have reviews.  (Well, he doesn't necessarily respect them either)  Since he hasn't written one in 2 1/2 years, and never addresses that fact when someone brings it up leads me to conclude that he his embarrassed to talk about his ED.

LOL obviously I touched a chord. If you love this industry so much why do you complain about costs and budget so much? Weren't you talking about going into sugaring or finding other lower cost alternatives? This is what makes you annoying. You contradict yourself all the time.

Whatever you say man, you can believe whatever you want to make yourself comfortable. Sure, we don't see escorts anymore. Sure, the connection you make with escorts is real and mutual. The women you pay for sex are definitely your friends lol. They never fake it with you. The rest of us are just too jaded and jealous to see the truth. Whatever floats your boat.

who has no reviews and has never mentioned the name of a single provider he has allegedly seen.  You're still learning the ropes in "Lurker 101".    You think getting my attention somehow validates your sorry ass.  Dude, no one can do that.  You're just too insignificant here.  All mouth and no substance.  Bwahahahahahahaha

You are the living embodiment of it. Lol. When you keep mentioning how hot the woman I see there isn’t any other interpretation.

They might have had fun once but look at them now? All washed and berating people for seeing hot girls lol. Just two board bullies with nothing left but their raging jealousy and all they have left is this board to cry on.

Since they lack tumescence.... if you can't have a raging hard-on, isn't raging jealousy the next best thing???  lol

you fucked a really hot younger woman without having to pay?  Mine was last night.  It's like riding a bicycle.  You never forget the art of seduction.  I came of age during the heyday of the singles bars (pre-HIV).  If you were an attractive male, you could get all of the pussy you wanted.  The first time I paid, I was 48.  Before that, I fucked hundreds of women and never paid.  The last time I DIDN'T pay was last night.  How about you?  (Wives that won't fuck you regularly but give in once in a while don't count as "free" pussy, for obvious reasons.  Lol).    

I have plenty of reviews. YOU just have not seen them. And, not only do I have them, I do have them with my alias as well. But YOU still cannot see them. Because with an alias, you cannot do the normal scroll over and see a link to them. Because, you know, or maybe you don't know, that's how alias' work. And, not only do I have them, I have ones that are not ancient, like you with your 2 1/2 year old reviews. But, poor CDLOL is not able to see them, so they must not exist.

You must have a huge hole in your life that you need to fill. If this is what you brag about you must not have much going on in your life outside of seeing escorts. Most of here are able to compartmentalize but you're so desperate for connection you convince yourself that these women are your "friends."

LMAO We're mocking you for being a hypocrite and a loser. Believe what you need just don't expect anyone else here to believe it as well.

Who knew you and CDL would be a thing? When's the wedding? lol

But it seems like the jealousy and the obsession is quickly turning stalker-ish. I wonder if it will continue? The stalking that is...the jealousy certainly will. lol.

Most providers out there are young and hot so seeing one is not a brag but the default. The difference is the way Robert gushes over age. It is just weird, especially for a middle aged man. It makes him seem desperate, creepy and obsessive. It contrasts greatly with the "respectful" title he has granted himself. But hey, I guess we are jealous and jaded.  
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Robert seems to spend a lot of time and effort on seeing escorts. The guy travels from Philly to NYC on a regular basis, which is at least 4 hours of round trip travel time. He spends a lot of time on research and vetting. He combs through providers social media and is on multiple boards. It obviously consumes a lot of his time, to the point it seems like seeing escorts is the only thing he has going on in his life. Where is the time for other hobbies and interests? Does he have any social commitments? The fact that he has called providers "friends" makes me think he doesn't know what real friendship is. But hey, we're sad and pathetic because in his mind we don't see escorts.

I asked you a legitimate question, and it seems it is outside the limits of your ability to sell your attractiveness to women without paying.  So, I take it that you have NEVER had sex with a hot civvie woman younger than you without paying.  Fair enough, I will accept your evasion as your default answer.   You are, after all, the nerd we always knew you were.  Lol

and on other boards that I only review a provider ONCE, even though I may continue to see her, unless something changes with respect to her appearance, menu, skills or attitude.  Reviewing the same provider 4 or 5 times to collect the VIP days is not my style.  I'll leave that to the lower-volume mongers.  I'm still seeing Kgirls that are my regulars, but I've had the pleasure recently of connecting with a number of civvie women.  Their enthusiasm is genuine because I'm not paying. You never know with providers.  Take Robert, for example, he doesn't have a clue.  He thinks HE'S hot.  It's called "delusions of grandeur."  No need to keep reviewing my regulars because nothing has changed that warrants a new review.  You've been here long enough to know how stupid your post sounds. Lol

I have my very first one! What a day! Glad I got you to call me a loser on an anonymous internet chat board about sex. That tells me just how far under your skin I am. Gawd, you board bullies are so predictable...and so lame.
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Now, I would love to continue the riveting discussion of how hot you think my dates are, but I actually have to get ready for one tonight, and no, you can't tag along. I'll tell you what I will do, since you are my very first stalker...I will write up a review about it and you can tell me how hot she is when it posts. Of course, you can tell me privately.
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So to you, CDL, Kind Kenny and everyone else you claim as "we" here (since you are WAYYYY too insecure just to speak for yourself)...have a great night. I know I will.

talking about others WK'ing when you and FlaNoBrain keep the reach-arounds coming.

overly serious about vetting and spends this much time at it is generally the sign of a limited budget.  The guys that want to wring a perfect session out of every dollar they spend are obsessive.  Anybody who's provider body count is over 50 is bound to have had some duds along the way.  It's part of the game.  You take it in stride and move on to the next name on your TDL.  He probably spends 90 percent of his research time on details when he should just be looking for a provider who is appealing visually and has reviews that show her personality makes her fun to see.  His claim that he cross checks everything seems like a guy who is basically cheap.

Beg to differ My Man!

...think they are special and entitled and the rules don't apply to them. They also like to push the envelope.