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Re: Shut Up!!
NycSensualist 1317 reads
posted
1 / 15

You know your living in 2010 when..

1.. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.

4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.

5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.

6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your mobile phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.

7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen.

8. Leaving the house without your mobile phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.

10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.

11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )

12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.

13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.

14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.

15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list

AND NOW YOU ARE LAUGHING at yourself.

GaGambler 263 reads
posted
2 / 15

especially "9" through 15. lmao

So fucking true.

SinsOfTheFlesh See my TER Reviews 281 reads
posted
3 / 15

I knew I had a serious internet problem one day when I was talking to my sister. As in, face to face, real life talk sort of thing. Archaic, I know. Anywho, she said something funny, and rather than actually laugh, I smiled and thought "Ell oh Ell" to myself.

Then of course, I actually DID laugh out loud, as in actual laughter, at myself :)

mrfisher 115 Reviews 306 reads
posted
4 / 15

I realized that one day when I was trying to log on to my computer at work, and could not get in.

I called over our tech person and he said to go and try logging in while he watched.

He saw me type in my user name and then said:

"Who the heck is mrfisher?"

That took a bit of backpeddling.

siciliacapri See my TER Reviews 243 reads
posted
5 / 15

May have been the funniest thing I have read in awhile.  I was definitely laughing my ass off at myself ;)  Thank you for making me laugh.....
xoxo

laurensummerhill See my TER Reviews 254 reads
posted
6 / 15

I don't just check my email before my coffee. The moment I wake up, I reach for my iPhone, sitting on my night stand and with blurry eyes check my business email, my personal email, and my Companionship email. Then respond to any texts I have, and send my closest friends a "Good Morning" text.

Khym_D_NYC See my TER Reviews 235 reads
posted
7 / 15

and i check my email before getting out of bed in the am.

its bad when you sleep with your laptop. not saying that i do.....

Mr_ObviousMan 210 reads
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8 / 15
OSP 26 Reviews 252 reads
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ImagineUs 16 Reviews 255 reads
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ImagineUs 16 Reviews 222 reads
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hound_dog69 41 Reviews 210 reads
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12 / 15
MP67 11 Reviews 232 reads
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13 / 15

I start to hyperventilate and remember why I don't own a gun.

It's not pretty.

;)

Gfehunting 253 reads
posted
15 / 15

That's because the good morning texts are coming to me :P

Thanks for the laugh. that was good.

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