I'm going with sex of course, but if I can mix in a little chocolate with it, that would be divine.

or strawberries or the best chocolate covered strawberries, there would be no issues.

excellent lover/nymphomaniac (female). NSA Barter. AYCE chocolate provided. PM interest.

As much as I love chocolate (martinis??!!), I will have to put it in second place....

and I'm still happy to cook. lol

Survey says: Most women prefer food over sex.  Surprise, surprise.  Need one even ask whether this might be one reason that TER and all it represents even exists?

Although I do like a good rich semi sweet.

otherwise, I don't care how much pineapple juice you boys want to drink... it will NEVER taste like freaking Smoothie King. The women trying so hard to convince you of that, need your money lol.  

I order the pineapple, orange and some strawberries and have the server mix it into a bowl.

Hahahahah, yah I was going full force that night with just goose and olives lol. Dude, I was fkkkked up!  

and I suppose HTG is saying I'm paying them not to.  It simply never occurred to me to eat pineapple or anything special to improve the taste of my splooge.  The day I do that, you can enroll me in the Official Scoed Mangina Club

You are paying her not say anything disparaging and the fact that you might review her, well enough said.

So your point was??????

I can't trade candy bars for sex?!?!?!

Kramer is my sensei.

I think I got snippy in the past assuming some comments were coming from a guy who could not possibly speak on such things lol. Sorry about that.

I think it's because you've been spending much less time here.  That's a sign of good mental health so I'm sure you'll be OK.