: Ha! Spooge, that's a first and cool word. If it was milk chocolate I'd be in. EOM : Discussion in TER General Board, posted by Cosette

Survey says: Most women prefer food over sex. Surprise, surprise. Need one even ask whether this might be one reason that TER and all it represents even exists?

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HooktardGold11 years ago803 reads

If a guy can eat a pineapple, an orange, some strawberries and shit a fruit salad, count me in...

otherwise, I don't care how much pineapple juice you boys want to drink... it will NEVER taste like freaking Smoothie King. The women trying so hard to convince you of that, need your money lol.

My ideal flavor would be Bailey's Irish Cream bwhahahah. Ok, will settle for a Grey Goose with a splash of orange and cranberry or a White Chocolate Rasberry Martini from Copeland's of New Orleans.... yah baby. Calling ADJ!

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Dr Who revived11 years ago847 reads

Shit...it's just easier to go to Harry's than this

I order the pineapple, orange and some strawberries and have the server mix it into a bowl.

Voila...your fruit salad.

And I'll ask you to close your eyes and I'll tell you that I just shit it. Works with the gals telling these morons how they had 15 HUGE O's...the first one upon seeing that stud at the door.

But there's a never ending source of dudes who'll believe that when a hooker says it's dark outside at noon...he'll fucking believe anything.

Posted By: HooktardGold

otherwise, I don't care how much pineapple juice you boys want to drink... it will NEVER taste like freaking Smoothie King. The women trying to hard to convince you of that, need your money lol.

My ideal flavor would be Bailey's Irish Cream bwhahahah. Ok, will settle for a Grey Goose with a splash of orange and cranberry or a White Chocolate Rasberry Martini from Copeland's of New Orleans.... yah baby. Calling ADJ!

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HooktardGold11 years ago726 reads

Re: Shit...it's just easier to go to Harry's than this

Hahahahah, yah I was going full force that night with just goose and olives lol. Dude, I was fkkkked up!

Yah, I love your ass but I would never pretend your spunk tasted like a fruitcake from Christmas. Your d*ck OTOH, I have no complaints about other than a few inches bwahhhahaah.

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inicky4611 years ago653 reads

I've never had a girl complain about the taste of my splooge.

and I suppose HTG is saying I'm paying them not to. It simply never occurred to me to eat pineapple or anything special to improve the taste of my splooge. The day I do that, you can enroll me in the Official Scoed Mangina Club