It's like a second pair of armpits.
Ladies who have the big natural tits are also plagued by something called gravity.
Since most D+ ladies are also a little chubby or just plain fat, they seem to forget that they need to wash under their melons and in between the folds.

End of PSA.

They're like a third armpit and a urinal
Guys who have big 'ol balls are plagued by something called gravity.
Guys seem to forget they need to wash under their balls and all around the creases. It does not matter if you showered in the morning...if you used the bathroom at some point during the day or walked more than 5 steps your balls are sweaty and smell like urine

End of PSA

I can appreciate a MILF that is in good shape though. Kudos to you for not letting yourself go.  
As far as sniffing my own balls, I let that up to the females and have had no complaints.

You are right though. I will be more discriminating in the future. No more natural chubby providers. I will stick with the young hard bodied providers with implants.

damsel in distress to serenade and woo?

Just let me know when you find a provider with three tits and preferably not gravity challenged. That would peak my interest.

"Have you smelled your B##Ls durning your lunch break?"

I have, although discretely with my finger as I always do before DATY.
I try to make my appointments in the morning, to avoid smelling cheesy.

You always seem to jump in the fray when hygiene is discussed. You must have had some bad experiences with sweaty balls in the past.  

Had run into their bathrooms today to do the self help sniff test? Probably hundreds.
You may even benefit tonight when your date arrives smelling like a rose. You will thank me later.

No, I am not iknowsolo

Or, you're just justifying your personal preference for smaller breasts? No need!

Me thinks it's an entirely different motive!

(Click link.)

At one time I was a 34DD at a weight of 100 lbs.. from age 14 to 32. BEFORE my breat reduction. Not all women with big breast are fat..

Today. I am a 34D at 130lbs and 5'2. Healthy but far from Fat and fresh as a daisy THank you!

Have you smelled your B##Ls durning your lunch break? I suspec the answear is no and I am willing to bet you didn't wash them just before your appointment.  So stop your complaining Go take a bath or freshen up and ask your lady to do the same before your next appointment.

Hirogen, you are obviously seeing the wrong Ladies and need to review your “filters,” if you are applying any.

I have NEVER experienced a D+ lady who was “also a little chubby or just plain fat,” and  “seem to forget that they need to wash under their melons and in between the folds.”

Jessica gave you words of  wisdom. Be more discriminating to end your problem!

I prefer small tits, but a set of big ones with natural droopage is kinda nice every once in a while. Sometimes I'm just happy they have two, but that's not a deal breaker.

where are all your reviews ??
Mr.Personality

Are you just here to bash ??
You never seem to contribute anything worthwhile ??

Have you got SMS ?? (short man syndrome)
or is it LDS ??

Tit for tat?  I prefer the former!!!

DD to "Just Plain Huge".  
No joke.
I'll take the ones all you small titty loving guys leave behind.
We all have our preferences.

I hate to break this to you, but they don't come in 3s. I was referring to mastectomy, when I said not having two is not a deal breaker. If you need a link to what a nude woman looks like, let me know. I think I can find one for you on the internet.

Either way how is your post helpful to anyone?
Go crawl back under whatever rock you've been hiding under.

...is what I've always sought.  All natural, just enough to get your mouth around.  BUT, you don't have to be mean to those women who are built differently.  Come on.  ALL women are simply GREAT!

I don't mind three titties - and there is a porn tube video out there with what looks like a real example, though I cannot link to it now.

But my reference was to one titty, which is an unfortunate reality and one that would not dissuade me.

I prefer honesty, don't you?
I am sorry to disappoint you. I don't speak the mangina language. Are you offering lessons?

or a Hunter?

http://memory-alpha.org/wiki/Hirogen

You are one rude bastard!

It appears the Hirogen technician has Fordyce Spots all over his face and head.  Can any of you Trekkies explain this and how it may pertain to this thread?

Well, sometimes they do come in a 3 pack!  Billy Glide gets to have all the fun!

Well, unless they're Pete Schwetty's balls. LOL

Not everyone is the same. There is gravity and those affected often get them lifted.  And not all are chubby or fat but all of them probably would agree you're a knucklehead