You get to the incall and have to go back to your car because that's where you left the donation.
Well, not always. That happened to me once with someone on her first day in my city, but who came with a great reputation. When I said, "damn I left the donation in the car and I'll be back in 5 minutes." She didn't say anything but the look on her face said, "just my luck my first day here to get an amateur who doesn't know what the hell he's doing." But I was back in a flash, we connected and she had several years as a top provider here. I think she's retired happily now but I do know there are many who miss her.
....... could just as likely have been, "Yeah right.... I won't be holding my breath!" Or disappointment.
That's because, unfortunately, there are a few guys out there who use that line (left the $ in my car) to walk out of the date without telling her he suddenly changed his mind.
That's the sort of thing providers hear about and HOPE will never happen to them. 
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NOONER: (noun) A sexual encounter during lunch hour, especially one that is illicit.
That's when you forget the donation in your car and instead of waiting for you to go get it she says "oh don't worry, you can go get it later. I want you now"
I've done this with my ATF, the man turns me on, I didn't wanna wait lol
They have your "time of the month" memorized better than you do! LOL.
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Keep track if that for the providers they are regular with? How else can you make plans in advance?
On my work calendar on my desk, in the lower right hand corner there are the first initials of each of the providers who are my regulars for the days they are likely to be "off", by my own calculations. It helps me plan my hobby month and avoid last minute cancellations due to circumstances beyond our control.
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When she starts showing you pics of her grandkids and tells you she's not really 25 😂
Posted By: bocabuster
When she starts showing you pics of her grandkids and tells you she's not really 25 😂
Good point.Paid sessions cross lines in adult biz.
your date is a little late getting to her incall, so once she gets there you wind up standing in her bedroom and watching her get out of her civvie clothes and into the requested outfit, and put on her make up, as you both chat about your lives since you last met. talk about a real-life gfe! lol
i found it incredibly sexy... not only the sensuality of a woman undressing and dressing and putting on lipstick, but the intimacy involved that she felt comfortable enough to let me into her personal space like that.
There is nothing sexier than the intimacy of a woman who is comfortable enough with you to let you see her at "normal" moments...
... she doesn't bother with the makeup because she knows you like her face au naturale, and doesn't put on anything after getting out of her civvie clothes because she knows you love skin-to-skin contact ASAP. 
...she was just an incredibly relaxed and open gal, and a great date!!!
When she finished putting on her make-up, she stepped into a dress and asked me to help her zip it up. Then, about 45 seconds later, I ended up UN-zipping that dress. The rest of the night is a bit of a blur...
I've done this hahaha oh gosh lol
...she answers the phone with "see you at 8..."
...and it's just one more thing to squeeze into an already busy schedule.
But you have to show up or you'll never hear the end of it,
No wait! That's marriage. LOL Is that sort of the same thing?
She shows up at your hotel with your favorite beverage from Starbucks, which she picked up on her way...
She knows the gate code and door code at your place, without having to be reminded..And your neighbors know her by her real name too...(If they only knew the rest of the story)
On your way over to her place she texts you asking you to pick up milk, cigs and toilet paper. You already know that she likes a medium caramel latte with extra sugar and a double of expresso.
D.
Did you get new tires on your car yet? (God's honest truth)
She calls you while you are on your way and asks you to stop and get her a mocha latte at Starbucks as well as stop at CVS for a bottle of lube
I've done that! Well, not the car thing - but I had someone pick up condoms and lube "otherwise I may be ready a little late..."
He said "Sure! Do you need anything else?" I said "Yeah, can you get one of those packets of cheese, and maybe some soda?" LOL!
he was glad to do it, and I thought it was so cute!
Posted By: mrfisher
Did you get new tires on your car yet? (God's honest truth)
She calls you while you are on your way and asks you to stop and get her a mocha latte at Starbucks as well as stop at CVS for a bottle of lube.
Yes! I forgot about the condoms! Same provider I referred to before asked me to pick up the condoms I liked (she ran out). I would have had to struggle with the heavier suffocating Trojan brand ones if I didn't.
D.
JUST KIDDING! ...... SERIOUSLY ... just wanted to see how many hits this gets. I wanted to see what it feels like to be .....
shhhh, don't say it! LMAO
Don't try to Google this, but ... it's very, very hot if you like nipple play. And top shelf tequila.
Re the Google thing ... a fantasy request at a soiree ... the hostess never heard of it and tried to accomodates me as best as possible as she couldn't find any info on it anywhere ... Soooo she provided some great tequila, two beautiful women and a soaking tub .. substitutions allowed, soaking tub not necessary.
Elaina, are you out there ...lol!
"can we push the appt up a few hours? Someone called me and can only make it at your time"
You know she's a favorite when you tell her no problem. Then after an "extended encounter" she hands you half of the donation back ... and thanks you!
Posted By: MsLeilaLovely
Your Provider tells you "friday won't work", because she reminds you it's your Wife's biweekly 3 day weekend!
Keep it going... Lol!
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the gym or yoga with a regular bra and panties, no makeup .... and it doesn't matter at all. Not recommended on a first date tho, ladies!
so he can spend a night in NYC hotel flying from Europe to CA. Or from CA to NYC and stoping in Denver ( it is when I lived in Denver )
Or when he is sending flowers 3 years, and when I can tell him about my projects and he is gladly helping to his best abilities.
When he asks you- what is cost your life and actually participates monthly
And yet he still maintain his marriage
When she asks if she can take a shower are your place before we play and she knows the answer is yes.
when you trade thousands of emails, texts, sexts, and vms.
when you share a post session otc breakfast, lunch, or dinner.
she asks you to stay the night.
One lady I saw kept a detailed filing system on all her clients. Before each session she would review her notes, and quote two or three things from previous sessions. I knew I was her regular when she started quoting me. At first I thought she her intelligence was off the charts, but a different lady told me her m.o.
you hit triple figures.
you trade gifts.
she says she's got the rest of your lives planned out.
the people at work ask you why you're smiling (random thoughts of her).
you stay after to listen to a ballgame of your favorite team.
You poop at the same time every day.
Both happened to me recently
The first, because my phone broke and on my new phone not all my numbers made it. So I booked with a regular via email, and then the next day I get a text message "do you like Easter candy?" from an unknown number.....turn out it was her! Lol
The second....wow. So embarassing but oh well. After a session, which was already generously well over the allotted time, I get out to the parking lot to find my car won't start. So I texted her because I figured I was going to be sitting around the hotel for a little while waiting for the tow truck, I didn't want her to be unnerved or anything.
Well she came downstairs and out to the parking lot, and brought her car over to give me a jump start. Can you believe that? How awesome!
(the story is not over though. The jump didn't work. I did eventually have to get it towed. From the hotel. Where I had seen a provider. So yeah that's a regular location for her but I don't really ever want to show my face back there again.....)
