Like the awkwardness of getting undressed while making out... the 100 buttons instead of one zipper, the humiliation of being naked except for your socks, falling on your face trying to hurry up and remove that last pants leg?

but it tastes more like last week's fish. Only happened to me once (civie) and I wasn't able to summon any bon mots when moving on to another course.

But it mostly ends up being kind of nice and cute ;-p

I've had a 'wrong hole' occurrence that I think is fairly common.

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"It sounded cuter than that in my head"

Kidding, they wait awkwardly while I admire their delicate eyelashes and eyebrows. I love men's eyelashes, because there's no mascara on them, so they're really soft and vulnerable. 😌

Happened to me twice and I am lol right now just thinking about it.

Belts, outside button, two inside buttons, zipper. Takes forever to get all of that undone. It's also kind of awkward if the guy has a big belly and the pants are tight, so I have to struggle to get the belt loose and the button undone.  

That's happened once or twice. The  hysterical  Queef during 69. The not so funny fart while getting ready for DATY. I swear I almost puked. Ok that's enough grossness for now.

Even though I've heard that sometimes you flake out

I can say things during sex, even when things get thunderous. However, typical "dirty talk", really pornlike verbal exchanges, are terribly awkward for me. It always sounds sarcastic when I try. Lol

That's when I queef.

kind of like queefing but it's sweat suction noise.

Forgetting to put the "Do Not Disturb" sign on your door, then the maid knocks and walks in and gets an eye-full. LOL!  I've had that happen on a couple of occasions.

more about this?  On a civvie date..........once blew air in at my partner's request because she found it pleasurable.......and of course.........what goes up..........must come down...........or in/out.

I'm surprised nobody mentioned it yet so I'll be the first.

Kiss mine anytime, that's sexy! Women usually like it too......

....or a noisy head board !  Just sayin' lol

Lol. I can identify with that!  I get the " And where do you think you're going" response! Lol

I always chose easily removable clothing when getting ready for a date.  Heck the two button and a hook trousers are difficult for me anytime and I am practiced at the.  Pity the poor lady who has to figure out the combination.

"Muffling" the muff LOL

see thru dirty talk ... contrived, phony ... get me out of here ..  lol
 

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I can say things during sex, even when things get thunderous. However, typical "dirty talk", really pornlike verbal exchanges, are terribly awkward for me. It always sounds sarcastic when I try. Lol  
   
 And, when some of you guys are whispering in our ears, it's sweet and hot...but it tickles like mad.

While the bruise on my bumm faded, the fun memories never do. I kinda love it when a little playful accident happens, as those moments always stand out in the memory bank.

I almost always laugh during sex. It's just so damn much fun, and when I'm having fun and am happy, I giggle.

I love queefing sounds.  It means I'm doing something right

I was banging a girl who loved it rough and rapid thrusting on my part while in MISH.  I mean jack hammer stuff for a good while..