without ruining the moment...although I feel at that point the moment is already ruined.  

It's a real pet peeve of mine.  I always bring toothbrush and toothpaste to a session.  Brush my teeth solid in the shower...also use mouthwash and strong mints and gum, even mid session.  

It blows my mind when I show up to a session and the provider has nasty breath.  Everything else can be perfect, but if your breath is bad...I am so turned off the rest of the session and I will NEVER see you again.  And let me tell you, I am talking about "high end" providers, women in the top #100 nationwide list...who charge more than $500 an hour, and girls with just 9s and 10s with terrible breath.  I get it, everyone can get bad breath.  But how the fuck can you not brush your teeth before I pay you hundreds of dollars an hour to be intimate with you.  It happens more than it should. I know providers have this problem with clients...but shit...there is a bit of a difference as providers are at least getting PAID to deal with bad hygiene once in awhile.  

And often times, when I notice it...I'll pop in a mint or piece of gum and say, "Would you like one?"  (aka fucking please take one) and you know how often they say "No I'm ok, thanks!".  No, you're not ok. Take a fucking hint.  Wow, this drives me nuts.   I try not to make people uncomfortable and avoid awkward situations but I guess I'm doing it wrong

We've all been there.  I've been told.  I've told others.  Don't be mean about it.  Just say it straight up.  And give them a chance to freshen up. Sometimes it works.  Sometimes it doesn't.  Fact of life.

It does suck mid session.  But...one time...it actually worked out.  I asked her to rinse/brush.  She apologized and then she took really good care of me.

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AGFY is serious.  That shit works!  AGFY hisownself went from Diesel Breath to sweetness!  Girlz luv it!

just say. Bad breath is one thing, but yours could knock a buzzard off a shitwagon!

I think the best way to deal with it- is to carry mints or gum. And then take one and offer one. If they don't take one, INSIST. I know insisting may seem rude - but I think saying "Sweetheart your breath stinks." Right off the bat is worse. If you at least try to take and offer first, you were being a gentleman to begin with- if they don't take the hint that is on them.

I am an obsessive gum chewer, and most people need to be. At least, always pop a damn tic tac before an appt. and during if you have to. It is amazing how many people can have fresh breath, then 20 min. later it's horrible. Must be PD disease, because that's foul. I feel the same about BO...how can a person NOT smell themselves? I know when I work out, I don't smell like roses after the first few minutes, nor does my breath smell like cotton candy after eating a Greek Salad...duh!

On the subject of garlic, no amount of brushing or rinsing will stop garlic because the odor molecules are in your blood stream and enter your breath via the lungs.  It will stay in the blood stream for up to a week.

You need to cut down or eliminate the garlic from your diet to get rid of the smell of it from your breath.

Observe thusly:

you have just created a new fetish, Robbin!

And considerate mangina that I am, I eat lots of pineapple!

don't over analyze it!

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help with any bad breath issues.