Just for fun. Either providers or hobbyists may answer this.

or maybe not, but I never ask a provider ANY questions before I decide to book a session.  I always decide whether or not to book before I contact her, and then the only question I ask in my initial message is about her availability.  And I don’t ask any off-the-wall questions during or after booking.  I don’t think it’s a good idea to ask such questions when setting up a first session (assuming you’re talking about first sessions since you mentioned researching ads and reviews).

Perhaps she was concerned that I was a minor (miner).  

Where?  
When?

Seriously, that must have been a joking reply
Ring ...
Yes, this is Suzee
Hi there I would like to see you
Okay, have you visited my website/ads to learn (more) about me.
Oh Yes, i really like your pics,,when can I see you?
Uh-huh, You know I pre-screen?
Yes, the pics are hot, where can I see you?
Hmmmm....
....and what do you charge?
Well then, I believe you failed the test..
What test?
The reading skills test.
Click, huuuuummm

Thank you for your answer, Steve_Trevor.

Makes sense as an L.E. screening question, lol.

Robertini, those are normal questions, not off-the-wall, weird, strange, odd.

To break the ice what can I bring to drink?  

I have read her ads, website, reviews, and have gotten a good idea of her personality from Twitter. Occasionally I might need clarification about something from one of those sources, but generally, once I'm at the booking stage, I know everything I need to know.

Thank you, mr5mike.

Thank you, vantheman666.

Rates
Do you have incall and about what area.
When are you usually available
And I am surprised how many times I do not get answers to these three simple questions

I'm surprised you get answers at all if you start with those questions. Number one has legal implications and number three safety for the provider. Also, it means you didn't read her webpage or other online presence information.

Thank you, goodtimes11.

Amen to that!!

Never mind, I already know the answer. lol

GaGambler, why do you prefer booking the same day as opposed to further out?

Well I wouldn't be shocked by that of course I find it acceptable .....for me , but most already know the answer to that.
" so may sluts so little time" , GG ???

He's driving along, minding his own business, and all of sudden, he looks down and has wood that needs to be taken care of.  For him, that's all he needs to make the call.  Lol

I don’t ask any questions, if I can’t get all the answers I need to book off her website and/or ad, I don’t contact her.

1. Available?

Yup, that’s what I called instant gratification when the mood strikes, and as a bonus, less chance on getting stood up.  

With many employees, same day is difficult for me.  I generally have to book 1-3 days in advance, but I seldom get stood up because I mostly see agency girls, and if the one I booked can't see me for some reason (usually monthly period) , the booker will recommend another one who will step in and take care of me at the time I booked.  

... to have a general manager or a so-called right-hand man to take over when you're not on site. I don't have my own company but I can easily say to my Ace that I have an appointment and the rest of the day is yours. And she knew exactly what I meant and even added a driving time on my appointment.