So I talked to one of my regular and asked her to be my girlfriend last weekend for my cousin's wedding. I told her I could afford to pay her x for her trouble. So the wedding happened last weekend and let's just say she was the hit of the wedding. Problem is my mom and dad are coming in for my 33rd birthday next week and they think I am engaged with her. I'm on the verge of hitting rock bottom with my finances and they think I have been dating this provider for the last six months. I don't have the heart to tell them that she is a career women/ side hooker. I asked her if she would do me the favor and spend the night at my place since they think we are engaged. I don't have enough to keep paying her for her services We were very happy last weekend how do i defuse the situation.

If I were you, I would tell my parents that she was my date for the wedding or a friend from university. Because the longer you lie, the harder to come out with the truth.

You fell in love with your hooker.

That's not an option because the story going in was that she was my girlfriend. I wanted to impress my parents with someone who I thought would do a good job of showing them that all my dreams were coming true. My sister went shopping with her on my credit card. I just need for a few more times this month than I will tell my parents we broke it off. It's just to soon to not have her around when they met her just two days ago.

Re: Oh that's easy just propose...duh (e)

Your the women that I want to marry. I should of brought you. My family would love your personality.

I'm not in love with her but I would love a seat at JD university.

You've already defused the situation too.  

spring classes? This is an outraged!

I think she has a soft spot in her heart for me. She told me she would spend the night for a grand which is one/fifth of her usual donation. In a way I am winning because I am getting some major discounts.      

Maybe zak is the manager and can get her discounts for 1/4 pounders and shakes.

You aren't a douche bag or a loser for bringing a hooker, you are a 100% pussy for lying about it.

How dare you mention my parents paying my rent.  

Zak can watch as I teach him how to fk a hot broad properly.

I didn't lie how we met I told them that I met her at a party.  

Zak you're better off seeing a lady that wants you for you and not your money

Guess she's not all that smart.  Or maybe she is, and you don't know what she was doing with the groom and his friends.

Everyone has to make a living somehow.

I recently heard they don't use pink slime anymore and that there burgers are 100% USG approved. LOL

It's simply pathetic that you "wanted to impress my parents with someone who I thought would do a good job of showing them that all my dreams were coming true."  So you created a lie.  To top it off you sent her shopping with your credit card.  You have no spine.  I'd say I was sorry for you, but I'm really not.  You're just that pathetic.

My mother's opinion means a lot to me #justsaying and confidence my friend I do not lack. Hey in Zak's defense things happen.

Sounds like zak has to put up some facade so he doesn't have to move back in the basement.

I completely agree with you. Are you based in NY?

using the slime.

Basement hell no I am not Cinderella. I'm prince charming. Most 33 year old's are like me. Everyone needs some help sometime. My apartment is my bachelor pad.Only the finest come thru the door.

He sold me my Bentley but it turned out to be a lemon. Fkker.  

How ridiculous it would seem to a person that he can't afford to pay the prostitute for her time, but can afford to allow her to put some crap on a credit card.

Lol no

and oh my God what she was wearing....I don't know.... Competition got fierce.

How dare you say that Afro. I thought we were friends. She only bought two pairs of pants. I would be pathetic only if i paid her RENT. Which I don't.  

My dad's got my mom 35 years he's a lucky man. I split the credit card bill with my dad. Thank you very much.  

Zak. How intelligent was this wonderful provider?

Where you are so sadly mistaken is that "most 33 y/o's" are NOT needing mommy and daddy to pay their rents.  I guess you are one of those entitled brats that expects others to pay for them.

the holy water burns. No ma wants to marry me, I'll give him a run of a lifetime.

sparkly shoes will never be worn.  

I sell Honda Civics.  

That really is pathetic.  And what's even more pathetic is all the personal info you're spilling on this thread in a weak attempt to defend you weasely actions.  You really should stop

Dammit you are on my short list of people I want to see.  

You are seriously out of touch with reality.

a woman looks good, she looks good! I never hate some b*tches are sexy. I'm not even bi just saying#

Pretty damn smart if she is going out with me.

know...who it was.  

You can fake anything some women even fake orgasms or so I hear.  

know more or even go to your house.

All jelous of my fine ass. Some people.  

If i tell my parents she got hit by a car they would know that's a lie. That's ridiculous  

That has health insurance coverage and vacation benefits.

She is a board member that posts on this site

At least that's what her website says.

I have a job. I sell Honda Civics.

What handle does your daddy use?

My dad doesn't hobby.  

Everyone post on the boards one time or another. Well just remember you can't say names on the GD boards. I love clues

You have corresponded with this girl in the past.  

The apple doesn't fall far from the tree zak

She is on tour tonight visiting her grandma. She can confirm this if she wants. She will read this thread tonight or tomorrow.
 

You can hardly have time to do anything else.

Create a problem and it will cost you ...
A discount to spend the night ...wow!
Yup, she loves you too. She lover you long time  
Ask her what it will cost to marry you?
Of course she can keep providing and
You can make condom and lube runs for her
Like a good hubby maybe even be her helper  
At other events like  Bachelor parties ... Somebody has
To keep the other guys hard so things keep moving.

My advice, don't out the gal to your parents just tell them you were drunk and those crazy words, "We're engaged" just came outta your mouth and now you are mortified because you ask her to attend to make them happy.

I agree.

No more serial responses.  Must be comfy in Mom and Dad's basement.

Just tell your parents that the engagement is off. Nobody will suspect anything. Then you can see your escort/hooker friend as usual.

I stopped asking him by pm after the fifth attempt.

If you really think my parents and I split a credit card and I get an allowance you are sadder than I thought. I can sell you a bridge as well.

I like how you think. It's gonna be fine.  

This would make sense to your folks and is too embarasding to cone off as a lie...