a while back i had this wild latina GF .. . she would SCREAM   OH PAPI  while we fucked ..  and i mean SCREAM ..  i had to get vegas suites where the bedroom was not adjacent to another !  

A once well-known provider in the Hudson Valley, NY told me (in the middle of some hot action) "I wanna be your cum bucket, take off the condom and get me pregnant".  

What a wild child she was. We had some epic times. I used to help her screen in return for a free session a month. My ATF for sure. RIP ditto.

I had a lady say she loved me. It was fucking awkward. Then after I seen her a few more times I learned she was a very good manipulator. 😂

I've shared this before here but....I was fucking this great gal from behind and she started, "Marry me, BABY!" over and over. It was hilarious.

I had one who kept asking me, "What are you thinking?"

say she loved me, I said, "Are you serious, or is this part of your job?"

People don’t include dirty talk in their reviews. I have done race play by request, and gangbang pimp out your naught slut ass to all my friends it’s fun to role play. I play without judgement.

Lol, was she roleplaying the nagging girl friend for you.

I just spontaneously laughed out loud.
Anyway, here's another favorite of mine: I was in a cathouse on the UES of NYC. We're in doggy and she yelled, "Your balls are slapping my clit!" This was meant as a good thing.

When she whispered in my ear while we were going at it was very sexy and sultry. But I’ve heard the “I love you” ,”Fuck me papi” and some other bits.
But one that struck out to me was one young lady whispering in my ear, “Let’s make a baby”. I was covered up so I found it strange but yet a total turn on.
But I’m the one  who will say some the dumb ass shit at the spur of the moment.  I said this one time. I like candles, always have. During an outcall visit as we’re leaving I told the young lady to “blow out the candles like you just blew me”. She laugh and told me to fuck off. But she knew me and figured it’s Hpy being Hpy.
But I’ve said some really off the wall shit
There’s the girl with a history of 10/10’s..,what I said was…, interesting 😂😂
Again she told me to fuck off…. Funny, I got a lot of those😂

Unfortunately I only saw her 4 or 5 times before she moved to Florida. She was something else. Wild is a good way to describe her.

…who had a bad habit of crying in the middle of sex. One time we’re going at it and she starts crying and says, “do you really love me?” I tell her of course I do. She cries more and says, “I don’t believe you.” A few weeks later I broke up with her and started seeing hookers for the first time. lol. She ended up stalking me for 6 months. A few months go by and I come home from work it must have been 10-11 o’clock at night. I go into my bedroom and she’s naked in my bed. She begs me to go out with her again. I tell her the only way I’d agree to it is if we do Greek. She bends over the bed and starts crying. I spank her and kick her out and tell her we’re done. I go to bed. 2am I’m awakened by a tapping at my window. It’s her. She asks to come in and just spend the night. We have sex and I kick her out in the morning and tell her I never want to see her again. Two weeks later she knocks on my door and proposes to me. This went on for months and the only way I ever got away from her was by moving and not telling her where I went. Borderline chicks are wild.

Was she hot?

She was pretty hot. Not a 9-10, but pretty close. The sex was fantastic when she wasn’t crying. In all fairness to her, her dad abandoned his family when she was in middle school, and it permanently screwed her up. She had a never ending fear of abandonment. But she was a nightmare. We habe some mutual friends I kept in touch with and I had been friends with the guy she dated after I was out of the picture. She messed him up pretty good emotionally. I talked to him one night about our mutual experiences with her. A few weeks later I found out he went into his back yard and hung himself. I guess I was lucky.

I hate questions of any form during sex. You have think about the answer rather than the sex.  

I saw a married provider for about 9 yrs. About 4 yrs of that i was told it was exclusive. Anyway,  it was always phenomenal sex.  But one time  she is riding and blurts out that her hubby  (blank name) “wants me to fuck him good like you fuck me”.  That took my edge off and was a downer moment for me.  Never came up again. Great fuck she always was. And bi which was an enhancement.  

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its sad ... the messed up girls are generally the hottest in bed !!  ............... well except for my 1st wife  ..  but yeah someone should do research on why crazy women are the most desirable to fuck !  

she was exclusive with YOU?   Was her husband a tranny, or what?

…but once met with a guy who was a screamer.

I’ve heard some bizarre things over the years, but there was this one fellow who called me mommy when we were in the act - it felt creepy and uncomfortable.  I politely avoided repeating.

Is that the Naughty Natalie you speak of ?

You haven’t really lived until you see your name tattooed on an escort’s ass.  

If so, I've found her.

Just a couple of months ago I had this Provider I was with kept on yelling, "F*** me you M****r F****r"  "F*** your step-mom."  Repeatedly.  She even slapped me twice.  I guess she is into roleplay. The funny thing is though, I'm 20 years older than her!!!  

HAHA!!
Nope, not Seymour. My name is Mister Jazz. But you can just call me Hugh.

I had a funny exchange with her one time..  Back in the day when I was a bit wilder and used to post lot she PMed me out of the blue and asked me if I was her fan and is that why I chose the ID..  LOL I had to explain her what the ID meant.  I also told her that if she gave me a chance I could become her fan..  LOL.. That was the extent of our conversation. She seemed like a fun person... We never met though.  

So.. what?

You're right, I could be.  But I'm 65 and my parents are deceased.

Well, if she was perhaps suggesting you try a necrophic session that would certainly make the top of my "crazy things said list".

Go to 2:20 and watch for about the next 30 seconds.

Hugh Jarse

It's for the green card.  But yes, been proposed to a few times.  Doubt any were serious.  

Too bad you never got to meet her. She always provided an unforgettable experience.

i had a regular years ago in Los Angeles .  she had a large tramp stamp that in the middle of the design  DANIEL ....   i guess old boyfriend .. i always thought it was funny , seeing when in Doggy ..   she said some guys were offended .. dont know why  

I can only conclude that you used to watch Benny Hill.