A once well-known provider in the Hudson Valley, NY told me (in the middle of some hot action) "I wanna be your cum bucket, take off the condom and get me pregnant".  

 
Needless to say that didn't happen. She later explained that she had agreed to have a baby for a gay couple she was friends with.  

 
I found out a few months ago that she passed away recently in her early 40s. RIP Natalie.

I had one who kept asking me, "What are you thinking?"

I get special requests all the time.

People don’t include dirty talk in their reviews. I have done race play by request, and gangbang pimp out your naught slut ass to all my friends it’s fun to role play. I play without judgement.

I had the same but it she was Italian ..

When she whispered in my ear while we were going at it was very sexy and sultry. But I’ve heard the “I love you” ,”Fuck me papi” and some other bits.
But one that struck out to me was one young lady whispering in my ear, “Let’s make a baby”. I was covered up so I found it strange but yet a total turn on.
But I’m the one  who will say some the dumb ass shit at the spur of the moment.  I said this one time. I like candles, always have. During an outcall visit as we’re leaving I told the young lady to “blow out the candles like you just blew me”. She laugh and told me to fuck off. But she knew me and figured it’s Hpy being Hpy.
But I’ve said some really off the wall shit
There’s the girl with a history of 10/10’s..,what I said was…, interesting 😂😂
Again she told me to fuck off…. Funny, I got a lot of those😂

I saw a married provider for about 9 yrs. About 4 yrs of that i was told it was exclusive. Anyway,  it was always phenomenal sex.  But one time  she is riding and blurts out that her hubby  (blank name) “wants me to fuck him good like you fuck me”.  That took my edge off and was a downer moment for me.  Never came up again. Great fuck she always was. And bi which was an enhancement.  

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…but once met with a guy who was a screamer.

Totally caught me off guard and when I say scream he SCREAMED 👀

It was soooo weird  

C

I’ve heard some bizarre things over the years, but there was this one fellow who called me mommy when we were in the act - it felt creepy and uncomfortable.  I politely avoided repeating.

Does it count if it was “said” during a session in writing?

You haven’t really lived until you see your name tattooed on an escort’s ass.  

 
Let me splain. Years ago, I hadn’t been doing this long, first time meeting this lady. Very early in the session I’m laying on the bed and she walks over and stands right in front of me in profile, nude. I notice my name on her right butt cheek. HOLY SHIT!!

 
Well, it was my last name. Spelled right and everything. That’s all I saw was the last name. As I’m getting over the surprise of that, a moment later she moved a bit and I see there’s more ink that had been kind of around the corner of her very shapely booty. It was somebody’s full name. The first name was not anyone I’m related to, AFAIK.  

 
I asked her about the tattoo, trying to be nonchalant. I don’t remember what she said but I know it made me feel like she flat out refused to actually answer the question, and that she seemed to get a kick out of the whole “I know something you don’t know” situation.  

 
Session was okay but tepid. She provided all the services as agreed, but she definitely could’ve made it more sensual, even without adding any more acronyms into the mix. I just wish she had seemed more engaged.  

 
The thing is, the tattoo looked pretty fresh. Some time later it occurred to me that maybe it was some kinda weird test with a fake tattoo. Like if I’d said hey that’s my name, she would have seen that as a show of trust and warmed up a bit more. I certainly didn’t give her my name and I don’t think I gave her anything she could’ve found my name with. OTOH, I’ve always heard these ladies are some of the best internet sleuths around, so I guess I can’t say it’s impossible.  

 
I know that’s just me being paranoid and stupid. Probably a weird coincidence. Really threw me for a loop for a minute there when I first saw it tho!

Go to 2:20 and watch for about the next 30 seconds.

It's for the green card.  But yes, been proposed to a few times.  Doubt any were serious.  

i had a regular years ago in Los Angeles .  she had a large tramp stamp that in the middle of the design  DANIEL ....   i guess old boyfriend .. i always thought it was funny , seeing when in Doggy ..   she said some guys were offended .. dont know why