Let's say I have an appointment with you during my work hours.  I've asked you if you could send an email to my boss, indentifying the reason I need to take this time off.  What would you tell him/her???

be willing to give your boss her email address?

There is so much wrong with this idea, I don't even know where to start. Giving the lady your bosses e-mail puts your safety at risk, having her sent him an e-mail obviously puts her e-mail out to your boss, so that puts her safety at risk. And so on.

There is no reason to even think about doing something like that, so there is really nothing I can think of that should be written in that e-mail.

You're the provider. The boss has been paying you for sex on a weekly basis for the last year. The employee doesn't know. Now what would you e-mail the boss? -

I'm hoping this was a joke. As has already been pretty clearly stated, the risk to you, the risk to the lady, and the ultimate risk to your future with your company could be serious. Would you seriously want to put your "hobbying" out to the person who controls your employment?

The only thing I could think of that would be even remotely appropriate in an email to your boss would be along the lines of "XXXX will probably need to find another job after you read the reason he's taking time off from work. Will you give him a reference?"

Seriously, please say you were being humorous!

Dear Mr Boss Man,

Johnny needs to cum out to play.

You have been stressing him out sooooo much that he can't think with either head let alone the big one.

Also if you could pay him more, he would be able to make more visits so he can put up with your testosterone poisoned corporate BS.

So let Johnny come out to play today or you can forget about your future appointments with me. Johnny is better endowed, does DATY better and doesn;t have an SO named Matilda making him cancel dates with me. This means you Bubba!

Kisses,
Estrelita

Wow, people sure can read things the wrong way.

I'm not a provider, but here is a quick stab...

Mr. Boss,

To help kick start your latest project, your employee and I will be undergoing an intense 1 on 1 whole body, idea spurting yoga session to get the blood flowing and juices released.

I'm sure your employee will return with many new ideas, refreshed and invorgorated.

Sorry, but any deposits or material left behind will not be returned.

If you would like to join us for the next session that would improve your working relationship, I'd be glad to induldge you.

Dear Boss,
I am Jonny's personal plumber and he has an apointment with me to have his pipes cleaned.
Sincerely,
The Lavatory Lady

Huh? I know I am a bit tired, but, that don't make sence.

Nobody has yet considered that your boss just may be a woman. Now, that could prove to be an interesting exchange. Maybe she'd be up for a threesome. If she's dominant at the office, who knows what she's like in the bedroom?

No one would EVER do this!  I'm not giving my boss's information to anyone...just wondered what excuses people could come up with!

Well crafted letter, covers all facets of the meeting and is truthful in all aspects.